void MagicUnit::getSomeVoltage(std::uint64_t w_data, double &val)
{
    std::uint64_t r_data = 0;
    hwRead((int)Address::Voltage, 3, w_data, 2, &r_data);
    val = r_data;
    val /= 16; // shit right 4 bits
    val *= 0.004;
    val -= 8.192;
}
By Anonymous, 2019-03-11 08:43:52

"  ".split(" ");

Very weird code found multiple times in old code base.

By heldt, 2017-12-12 12:03:14
public static class time
{
    public const int minutes_per_hour = 60;
    public const int seconds_per_minute = 60;
    public const int hours_per_day = 24;
    public const int minutes_per_day = minutes_per_hour * hours_per_day;
    public const int seconds_per_day = seconds_per_minute * minutes_per_day;
    public const int days_per_year = 365;
}
By Anonymous, 2018-10-15 17:15:52
if (responseCode / 100 == 2) {//success
    return handleSuccess();
} else if (responseCode == 401) {
    return handleNotAuthorized();
} else {
    // something else
} 
By Anonymous, 2019-01-29 09:41:13
var list = new List<string>() { // Assume some items in the list };

for (var i = 0; i < list.Count; i++)
{
    var item = list[i];
    list.Remove(item);
    
    i--;
}

Simple alternative to List.Clear()

By Taylor, 2017-12-13 07:07:56
// var array = retrieveArrayValue();
var filteredArray = array.filter(function (element, index, array) {
    return array.indexOf(element) == index;
});
// processArray(filteredArray);
By Anonymous, 2020-08-20 11:24:51
createPhoneNumber([0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9]);

function createPhoneNumber(numbers){
  var string = "";
  // Make sure to use all of the time you got granted. Never waste time which is entitled to you!!!!
  for(var i = 0; i<300000000; i++) {
    string = string+string+string+string;
  }
  // Make sure to structure the code into small pieces, so anyone can unterstand what you're doing.
  // Step 1: Make sure the string begins empty, so you really start with a empty string.
  string = string+string+string+string+string;
  // Check if the string is REALLY empty
  if(string == "") {
  // If it's empty, put a '(' at the end.
  var oldstring = string;
    string = string+"(";
  // Make sure there is really a '(' at the end. If not, repeat!
  if(string == oldstring+"(") {
    // If everything is fine, add the first number.
    oldstring = oldstring+"(";
    string = string+numbers[0];
    // Check if the first number was added. If not, repeat!
    if(string == oldstring+numbers[0]) {
      // If everything is fine, add the second number.
      oldstring = oldstring+numbers[0];
      string = string+numbers[1];
      // Check if the second number was added. If not, repeat!
      if(string == oldstring+numbers[1]) {
        // If everything is fine, add the third number.
        oldstring = oldstring+numbers[1];
        string = string+numbers[2];
        // Check if the third number was added. If not, repeat!
        if(string == oldstring+numbers[2]) {
          // If everything is fine, add the ')'.
          oldstring=oldstring+numbers[2];
          string = string+")";
          // Check if the ')' was added. If not, repeat!
          if(string == oldstring+")") {
            // If everything is fine, add the ' '.
            oldstring=oldstring+")";
            string = string+" ";
            // Check if the ' ' was added. If not, repeat!
            if(string == oldstring+" ") {
              // If everything is fine, add the fourth number.
              oldstring = oldstring+" ";
              string = string+numbers[3];
              // Check if the fourth number was added. If not, repeat!
              if(string == oldstring+numbers[3]) {
                // If everything is fine, add the fifth number.
                oldstring = oldstring+numbers[3];
                string = string+numbers[4];
                // Check if the fifth number was added. If not, repeat!
                if(string == oldstring+numbers[4]) {
                  // If everything is fine, add the sixth number.
                  oldstring = oldstring+numbers[4];
                  string = string+numbers[5];
                  // Check if the sixth number was added. If not, repeat!
                  if(string == oldstring+numbers[5]) {
                    // If everything is fine, add the "-".
                    oldstring = oldstring+numbers[5];
                    string = string+"-";
                    // Check if the "-" was added. If not, repeat!
                    if(string == oldstring+"-") {
                      // If everything is fine, add the seventh number.
                      oldstring = oldstring+"-";
                      string = string+numbers[6];
                      // Check if the seventh was added. If not, repeat!
                      if(string == oldstring+numbers[6]) {
                        // If everything is fine, add the eighth number.
                        oldstring = oldstring+numbers[6]
                        string = string+numbers[7];
                        // Check if the eigth was added. If not, repeat!
                        if(string == oldstring+numbers[7]) {
                          // If everything is fine, add the ninth number.
                          oldstring=oldstring+numbers[7];
                          string = string+numbers[8];
                          // Check if the ninth was added. If not, repeat!
                          if(string == oldstring+numbers[8]) {
                            // If everything is fine, add the tenth number.
                            oldstring = oldstring+numbers[8];
                            string = string+numbers[9];
                            // Check if the tenth was added. If not, repeat!
                            if(string == oldstring+numbers[9]) {
                              // If everything is fine, return the string!
                              return string;
                            }
                            else { string=string+numbers[9]; }
                          }
                          else { string=string+numbers[8]; }
                        }
                        else { string=string+numbers[7]; }
                      }
                      else { string=string+numbers[6]; }
                    }
                    else { string=string+"-"; }
                  }
                  else { string=string+numbers[5]; }
                }
                else { string=string+numbers[4]; }
              }
              else { string=string+numbers[3]; }
            }
            else { string=string+" "; }
          }
          else { string = string+")"; }
        }
        else { string = string+numbers[2]; }
      }
      else { string = string+numbers[1]; }
    }
    else { string = string+numbers[0]; }
  }
  else { string = string+"("; }
  }
  else {
  // if this motherfucker is not empty, force him to be
    string == "";
  // its really important that the string is empty, so check its REEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY EMPTY!!!!!!!!!!!
    for(var i = 0; i<700000000; i++) {
      string = string+string+string+string;
    }
  }
}

Write a function that accepts an array of 10 integers (between 0 and 9), that returns a string of those numbers in the form of a phone number.

Example createPhoneNumber([1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0]) // => returns "(123) 456-7890"

By user636355, 2022-04-18 08:58:47
#define private public
#define protected public
#define class struct

#include "your_private_parts.hpp"
// ...

#undef class
#undef protected
#undef private

// ...

Fails miserably if template <class>, template <template <class> class> or their variations are found anywhere inside your header. :(

By 2 + 2 = 3.99999999999999999999999999999999999, 2021-11-08 07:59:05
$MaxSizeGB = [math]::Round($MaxSize/1024/1024/1024,2)
Write-Output "    the maximum size is $MaxSizeGB GB"

At least [math] is used. So close, and yet so far...

By Anonymous, 2020-04-03 20:59:34
// powtierdzenie decyzji
function zapytaj(pytanie){
	if(confirm(pytanie)) return true
	else return false;
}
By first year student, 2018-10-02 21:30:46
if(!strncmp(pcTagName,strlim,(int)strlen(strlim))) return "";
By Anonymous, 2021-06-08 19:32:50
<?php

class CasinoCode
{
    CONST POST = 'POST';
    CONST GET = 'GET';
    
    $data = $this->callAPI('/hidden', [], self::POST);

production code of an API with dozens of millions of requests per day.

By Anonymous, 2019-10-17 19:43:24
@register.filter
def rangocinco(obj_id, limit):
    if (obj_id+5) > limit:
        if not (limit-4) == obj_id:
            # print((limit-4), obj_id, flush=True)
            return range((limit-4), (limit+1))
        else:
            # print('SI NO', flush=True)
            return range((obj_id-2), (obj_id+3))
    else:
        # print('NO', flush=True)
        if (obj_id-4) < 2:
            # print('NO SI', flush=True)
            return range(obj_id, (obj_id+5))
        else:
            # print('NO NO', flush=True)
            return range((obj_id-4), (obj_id+1))

Fuck

By rootweiller, 2020-03-11 21:17:16
 SELECT CAST(CASE a8900.AllowCloserChanges
             WHEN 0
             THEN 0
             ELSE 1 END AS BIT) AllowCloserChanges
 FROM Vision.sub8900.tApplication8900 a8900 
 WHERE a8900.ApplicationNum = @ApplicationNum

Inheriting others' code in the fun world of corporate development.

By The snitch, 2017-12-15 21:21:56
if ($this->getTestSku()) {
   ...
} elseif ($this->getTestOffset() >= 0 && $this->getTestLimit() > 0) {
   ...
} else {
   Mage::throwException(sprintf("Invalid parameters for test mode: sku %s or offset %s and limit %s", $this->getTestSku(), $this->getTestOffset(), $this->getTestLimit()));
}
By Anonymous, 2018-03-13 13:56:56