request.get_something = (something_id) => {
  return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
    database.find_all('something', { where: {something_id: something_id, is_deleted:0} }).then(function(res){
      let result = {};
      res = JSON.stringify(res);
      res = JSON.parse(res);
      res.forEach(function(element){
        if(typeof element.is_deleted != "undefined"){
          delete element.is_deleted;
        }
        let key = 'something_' + element.id;
        result[key] = element;
      });
      resolve(result);
    }, reject);
  });
}

I LOVE MY JOB!

By ADyingDeveloper, 2018-04-05 17:24:33
function clean(toClean, source){
	if (typeof(toClean) !== 'string') return true;
	if (typeof(source) !== 'string') return true;
	
	return source.replace(toClean, String('CLEANED')).toString();
}

Found this in a project at work and someone clearly doesn't trust JavaScripts typeof function

By Anonymous, 2018-06-02 22:09:57
<?php

class CasinoCode
{
    CONST POST = 'POST';
    CONST GET = 'GET';
    
    $data = $this->callAPI('/hidden', [], self::POST);

production code of an API with dozens of millions of requests per day.

By Anonymous, 2019-10-17 19:43:24
let length str =
    let len = String.length str in
    
    let rec length_helper str curr = 
    if str = "" then 0 else 1 + length_helper (String.sub str 1 (len - curr - 1)) (curr + 1)
    
    in length_helper str 0;;

We use this code internally at Google. JFC.

By Mark, 2018-04-21 21:51:57
public class MandateData {

    public final UUID coreId;
    public final UUID accountId;
    public final String accountRef;
    public final String creditorId;
    public final String creditorName;
    public final String debtorFirstName;
    public final String debtorLastName;
    public final String branchCode;
    public final String accountNumber;
    public final LocalDate signingDate;
    public final Address debtorAddress;

    private MandateData(UUID coreId, UUID accountId, String accountRef, String creditorId, String creditorName, String branchCode, String accountNumber, String debtorFirstName, String debtorLastName,
                        LocalDate signingDate, Address debtorAddress) {
        this.coreId = coreId;
        this.accountId = accountId;
        this.accountRef = accountRef;
        this.creditorId = creditorId;
        this.creditorName = creditorName;
        this.debtorFirstName = debtorFirstName;
        this.debtorLastName = debtorLastName;
        this.branchCode = branchCode;
        this.accountNumber = accountNumber;
        this.signingDate = signingDate;
        this.debtorAddress = debtorAddress;
    }

    public static MandateData creationMandateData(UUID coreId, UUID accountId, String accountRef, String creditorId, String creditorName, String branchCode, String accountNumber, String debtorFirstName, String debtorLastName,
                                                  LocalDate signingDate, Address debtorAddress) {
        return new MandateData(coreId, accountId, accountRef, creditorId, creditorName, branchCode, accountNumber, debtorFirstName, debtorLastName, signingDate, debtorAddress);
    }
}

There is an ancient and mysterious legend about public static constructor, called createShit. If anyone want's just to create an instance of Shit be aware of it! This is too obvious! just Implement static method with the exactly the same fields, and make constructor private. Don't write a shit!

By Anonymous, 2018-06-07 13:03:44
const Discord = require("discord.js");
const bot = new Discord.Client();
const TOKEN = "NOPE"
var color = require('chalk');
var fs = require('fs');

bot.on("ready", function(message) {
    console.log(color.green("Online"))
})
bot.on("message", function(message){
    console.log("Channel:" + color.blue(message.channel) + " " + "Author:" + color.blue(message.author) + " " + "Message:" + color.blue(message.content))
    if (message.content.includes("uranium") || message.content == "Uranium" || message.content == "uranium" || message.content.includes("uranium")) {
        console.log(color.black.yellow("Message Flagged As Suspicous"))
        console.log(color.black.yellow("Contains: Uranium"))
        console.log(color.black.bgYellow("Message:" + message.content))
        console.log(color.black.bgYellow("Message Id:" + message.id))
        console.log(color.black.bgYellow("Author Id:" + message.author.id))
        console.log(color.black.bgYellow("Channel Id:" + message.channel.id))
        console.log(color.yellow("Severity:" + "1"))
        var alertsev1 =  `Message + Id: + ${message.id} + | + Author + Id: + ${message.author.id} + | + Message + Channel Id: ${message.channel.id} + | + Message: + ${message.content}` 
        fs.writeFile('alerts.txt', `${alertsev2}`)
    }
    if (message.content.includes("raid") || message.content.includes("Raid")) {
        console.log(color.black.red("Message Flagged As Suspicous"))
        console.log(color.black.red("Contains: Raid"))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Message:" + message.content))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Message Id:" + message.id))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Author Id:" + message.author.id))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Channel Id:" + message.channel.id))
        console.log(color.black.red("Severity:" + "2"))
        var alertsev2 =  `Message + Id: + ${message.id} + | + Author + Id: + ${message.author.id} + | + Message + Channel Id: ${message.channel.id} + | + Message: + ${message.content}` 
        fs.writeFile('alerts.txt', `${alertsev2}`)
    }
    if (message.content.includes("raid") && message.content.includes("uranium") || message.content.includes("raid") && message.content.includes("Uranium") || message.content.includes("raid") && message.content.includes("uranium") || message.content.includes("Raid") && message.content.includes("uranium") || message.content.includes("Raid")) {
        console.log(color.black.red("Message Flagged As Possible Raid Initiation"))
        console.log(color.black.red("Contains: Raid, Uranium"))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Message:" + message.content))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Message Id:" + message.id))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Author Id:" + message.author.id))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Channel Id:" + message.channel.id))
        console.log(color.black.red("Severity:" + "3"))
        var alertsev3 =  `Message + Id: + ${message.id} + | + Author + Id: + ${message.author.id} + | + Message + Channel Id: ${message.channel.id} + | + Message: + ${message.content}` 
        fs.writeFile('alerts.txt', `${alertsev3}`)
    }
})
bot.login(TOKEN)

I'm making a discord message logger but I want to output message.content message.author message.id message.channel.id into one text file everytime a message is sent in the following format: Message ID:(Id here) Message Author: (Author ID here) Channel ID: (Channel ID here) Message: (message here) ive tried with the following code but it printed undefined out into the text document

By JackThePug, 2019-03-16 22:31:03
    @Override
    public String toString() {
        List<Integer> accountLevels = new ArrayList<>();
        List<String> accountIds = new ArrayList<>();

        for (SelectedHierarchyLevel selectedHierarchyLevel : selectedHierarchyLevels) {
            accountLevels.add(selectedHierarchyLevel.getLevel());
            accountIds.add(selectedHierarchyLevel.getAccountRowId());
        }

        vetoAreValidIds(accountIds);
        StringBuilder converterString = new StringBuilder();

        convert(accountLevels, converterString);
        converterString.append("$");
        convert(accountIds, converterString);

        return converterString.toString();
    }

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

By Anonymous, 2019-04-12 10:55:17
#112 Go -13
if err != nil {
    return err
}
By the intelligentsia of /r/pcj, 2017-12-12 09:37:38
def MergeThings(config_file, list_of_things, output_dir):
    # read configparser config
    config = read_config(config_file)

    thing_string = ' --option '.join(list_of_things)

    cmd = ''
    cleaner_cmd = ''
    cleaner_cmd = """&& a=%s ; s=`python -c "b=[line.split() for line in  open('$a') if line.startswith('#COMMENT')][0][7:]; print '-ab ' +  ' -ab '.join([b[0]] +  b[-len(b)/2:])"`; java -Xmx1g -XX:ParallelGCThreads=1 -jar /path/to/a/java/command.jar -Z SelectThings -Y %s -W $a -U %s $s""" % (
        os.path.join(output_dir, config.get('PARAMETERS', 'NAME') + '.file.extension'), config.get('FILES' + config.get('PARAMETERS', 'REFERENCE'), 'REF'), os.path.join(output_dir, config.get('PARAMETERS', 'NAME') + '.cleaned.file.extention'))
    cmd = '%s -Xmx1g -XX:ParallelGCThreads=1 -Djava.io.tmpdir=/path/to/temp -jar %s -A doThings -B %s --option %s -otherOptions UNIQUE -C %s %s -D' % (config.get('SCRIPTS', 'JAVA'), config.get(
        'SCRIPTS', 'OTHER_SCRIPT'), config.get('FILES' + config.get('PARAMETERS', 'REFERENCE'), 'REF'), thing_string, os.path.join(output_dir, config.get('PARAMETERS', 'NAME') + '.file.extention.gz'), cleaner_cmd)

    return cmd

When scientists write code, sometimes it's not pretty. It's rather redacted ("thing" was not "thing" in the original). I especially love that the Bash part uses `` rather than $().

By AnonyMouse, 2019-07-17 04:14:11
//shit code 80 lvl
void getMessageAndChannel(char*buffer,char*message,char*channel)
{
if(strstr(buffer, "PRIVMSG") != NULL )
{
while(*buffer !='#')*buffer++;
while(*buffer!=' ' && *buffer)
 *channel++=*buffer++;
while(*buffer!=':' && *buffer)*buffer++;
while(*buffer!='\n' && *buffer)
*message++=*buffer++;
}///
}
By Warlock-Dalbaeb, 2017-03-25 20:54:45
                    //read country intformation and assign to variables
                    cName = InpList.get(0).replace(",", ".");
                    cCode = InpList.get(1).replace(",", ".");
                    cAlpha2 = InpList.get(2).replace(",", ".");
                    cAbreviation = InpList.get(3).replace(",", ".");
                    dYear = InpList.get(4).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalCompatibility = InpList.get(5).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalCompatibility = InpList.get(6).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicCompatibility = InpList.get(7).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicCompatibility = InpList.get(8).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryCompatibility = InpList.get(9).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryCompatibility = InpList.get(10).replace(",", ".");
                    dDemoScore = InpList.get(11).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankDemoScore = InpList.get(12).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalCompatibility = InpList.get(13).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalCompatibility = InpList.get(14).replace(",", ".");
                    dSumCompatibility = InpList.get(15).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankCompatibility = InpList.get(16).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalUtility = InpList.get(17).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalUtility = InpList.get(18).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicUtility = InpList.get(19).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicUtility = InpList.get(20).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryUtility = InpList.get(21).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryUtility = InpList.get(22).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalUtility = InpList.get(23).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalUtility = InpList.get(24).replace(",", ".");
                    dSumUtility = InpList.get(25).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankUtility = InpList.get(26).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalScore = InpList.get(27).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalScore = InpList.get(28).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicScore = InpList.get(29).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicScore = InpList.get(30).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryScore = InpList.get(31).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryScore = InpList.get(32).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalScore = InpList.get(33).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalScore = InpList.get(34).replace(",", ".");
                    dAggregate = InpList.get(35).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankAggregate = InpList.get(36).replace(",", ".");
By Anonymous, 2017-12-17 21:45:26
const int ONLY_ONE_ITEM = 1;

if (myList.Count > ONLY_ONE_ITEM)
{
    DoSomething();
}
else
{
    DoSomethingElse();
}
By Anonymous, 2018-05-15 17:04:22
	const ws = new WebSocket('wss://echo.websocket.org', {
		agent: new HttpsProxyAgent(`https://${proxy}`)
	});
	wsz.push(ws);
	ws.onopen = () => {
		if (ws.readyState === WebSocket.OPEN) {
			.....
			ws.close();
		}
	};
	ws.onerror = () => {
		ws.close();
	};

u just cant trust, just cant......

By Neon, 2018-10-23 18:14:26
public override List<Value> Values
{
    get 
    {
        if (_values == null && shouldLoadLazily)
        {
            _values = _lazerLoader.LoadValues<Value>()
        }
        
        return _values;
    }
    set 
    {
        throw new InvalidOperationException("Values are actually readonly- please set in constructor")
    }
}

How to create immutable fields in c#

By Unknown, 2017-12-12 14:42:38
var list = new List<string>() { // Assume some items in the list };

for (var i = 0; i < list.Count; i++)
{
    var item = list[i];
    list.Remove(item);
    
    i--;
}

Simple alternative to List.Clear()

By Taylor, 2017-12-13 07:07:56