String.prototype.capitalize=function(){return this.charAt(0).toUpperCase()+this.slice(1);};
String.prototype.followCase=function(b){
	if(b==b.toUpperCase()){return this.toUpperCase();}
	if(b==b.toLowerCase()){return this.toLowerCase();}
	if(b==b.capitalize()){return this.capitalize();}
	return this;
};
String.prototype.atRemoveAdd=function(index,n,string){
	return this.substring(0,index)+string+this.substring(index+n,this.length);
};
String.prototype.matchIndex=function(re){
	var a=[];
	while((match=re.exec(this))!==null){
		a.push({chars:match[0].length,index:match.index});
	}
	return a;
};
String.prototype.caseReplace=function(o,n){
	for(var s=this,a=this.matchIndex(o),shift=0,i=0;i<a.length;i++){
		var c=n.followCase(this.substring(a[i].index,a[i].index+a[i].chars));
		s=s.atRemoveAdd(a[i].index+shift,a[i].chars,c);
		shift+=c.length-a[i].chars;
	}
	return s;
};

My code from 2016 for the hall of shame where I realized today that caseReplace could just return this.replace(o,m=>n.followCase(m)) instead.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-19 03:55:58
#266 Java +10
        //JSONObject input;
        
        String givenName = input.get("propName") != null ? (String)input.get("propName") : null;

WHAT DA FUCK ASSHOLES

By Anonymous, 2018-03-15 15:28:55

    def dow_to_dict_from_self(self):
        # res = {'name': self.name, 'enabled': self.enabled }
        res = {'sun': 0, 'mon': 0, 'tue': 0, 'wed': 0, 'thr': 0, 'fri': 0,
               'sat': 0,
               'enabled': 0, 'dow': 0, 'name': 'untitled'}

        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x01) == 0x01:  # sun
            res['sun'] = 1
        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x02) == 0x02:  # mon
            res['mon'] = 1
        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x04) == 0x04:  # tue
            res['tue'] = 1
        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x08) == 0x08:  # wed
            res['wed'] = 1
        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x10) == 0x10:  # thr
            res['thr'] = 1
            res['thu'] = 1  # '%a' returns thu for Thursday
        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x20) == 0x20:  # fri
            res['fri'] = 1
        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x40) == 0x40:  # sat
            res['sat'] = 1
        if (int(
                self.days_of_week) & 0x40) == 0x80:  # enabled # new enable#
            # flag -- duplicate in db
            res['enabled'] = 1

        res['enabled'] = self.enabled  # remove this
        res['dow'] = self.days_of_week
        res['name'] = self.name

        return res

kept the original comments - they're very helpful

By Anonymous, 2018-07-11 19:40:44
int var = 0;
int* ptr = &var;
ptr[0] = 5;
std::cout << ptr[0];
By Anonymous, 2015-07-24 23:51:35
public event EventHandler<Cles_graph_doivent_etre_redessines> les_graph_doivent_etre_redessines;
public void remove_event()
{
    if (this.les_graph_doivent_etre_redessines != null)
    {
        foreach (EventHandler<Cles_graph_doivent_etre_redessines> F_les_graph_doivent_etre_redessines in this.les_graph_doivent_etre_redessines.GetInvocationList())
        {
            this.les_graph_doivent_etre_redessines -= F_les_graph_doivent_etre_redessines;
        }
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2015-09-14 05:52:20
if(
  (!_.isEmpty($(switcher).val()) && value_isnt == ":empty") ||
  ((value_isnt) && !$(switcher).is(value_isnt) && value_isnt != ':empty') ||
  (value_is && $(switcher).is(value_is) && value_is != ':empty') ||
  (value_is == ':empty' && _.isEmpty($(switcher).val())) ||
  (value && _switcherValue == value) ||
  (valueIn && .anyMatchInArray(valueIn.split(','), .flatten([_switcherValue]))) ||
  (valueOut && !.anyMatchInArray(valueOut.split(','), .flatten([_switcherValue])))
)
By Alex, 2017-06-08 15:58:10
    public static class DecimalHelpers
    {
        /// <summary>
        /// Format a decimal XX.XX to XX,XX%.
        /// </summary>
        /// <param name="value"></param>
        /// <returns></returns>
        public static string FormatToStringPercentageValue(this decimal value)
        {
            return value.ToString().Replace(".", ",").FormatToPercentageValue();
        }
    }
    
    public static class StringHelpers
    {
        /// <summary>
        /// Add % at the end of the string.
        /// </summary>
        /// <param name="value"></param>
        /// <returns></returns>
        public static string FormatToPercentageValue(this string value)
        {
            return string.Concat(value, "%");
        }
    }
By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 10:58:38
function getJSType(cppType: string) {
    let typeMap = new Map<string, string>([
        ["Bool", "boolean"],
        ["Int32", "number"],
        ["UInt32", "number"],
        ["Int64", "number"],
        ["UInt64", "number"],
        ["Double", "number"],
        ["String", "string"],
        ["Object", "any"]
    ]);

    if (typeMap.get(cppType) === undefined) {
        console.error("Invalid type in getJavascriptType: " + cppType);
        process.exit(1);
    }
    return typeMap.get(cppType);
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-15 11:58:04
guard let reachability = Reachability(), reachability.isReachable == true else {
    // No network connection available. Do stuff.
    ...
}

While this works, it's not immediately readable and creates confusion. Mis-using Swift's control flow. Did not pass code review.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-22 10:04:01
 foreach (Byte bajt in data ) {
                    BufferIndex = i++;
                    if (!char.IsControl((char)bajt))
                        MyCharacter = Convert.ToChar(bajt).ToString();//Encoding.ASCII.GetString(new[]{bajt});
                    else
                        MyCharacter = " ";

                    if (BufferIndex == 200)
                        {
                            int a = BufferIndex;
                        }

                    
                    if (BufferIndex < 200)
                    {
                        sw.WriteLine("PrintBuffer1[" + BufferIndex + "] :=\t" + bajt + "\t; // " + String.Format(@"0x{0:x2}", (ushort)bajt) + "\t" + MyCharacter );
                    }

                    if (BufferIndex >= 200 && BufferIndex  < 400)
                    {
                        BufferIndex = BufferIndex - 200;
                        sw.WriteLine("PrintBuffer2[" + BufferIndex + "] :=" + bajt + "; // " + String.Format(@"0x{0:x2}", (ushort)bajt) + "   " + MyCharacter);
                    }
                    if (BufferIndex >= 400 && BufferIndex < 600)
                    {
                        BufferIndex = BufferIndex - 400;
                        sw.WriteLine("PrintBuffer3[" + BufferIndex + "] :=" + bajt + "; // " + String.Format(@"0x{0:x2}", (ushort)bajt) + "   " + MyCharacter);
                    }
                    if (BufferIndex >= 600 && BufferIndex < 800)
                    {
                        BufferIndex = BufferIndex - 600;
                        sw.WriteLine("PrintBuffer4[" + BufferIndex + "] :=" + bajt + "; // " + String.Format(@"0x{0:x2}", (ushort)bajt) + "   " + MyCharacter);
                    }
                    if (BufferIndex >= 800 && BufferIndex < 1000)
                    {
                        BufferIndex = BufferIndex - 800;
                        sw.WriteLine("PrintBuffer5[" + BufferIndex + "] :=" + bajt + "; // " + String.Format(@"0x{0:x2}", (ushort)bajt) + "   " + MyCharacter);
                    }
                    if (BufferIndex >= 1000 && BufferIndex < 1200)
                    {
                        BufferIndex = BufferIndex - 1000;
                        sw.WriteLine("PrintBuffer6[" + BufferIndex + "] :=" + bajt + "; // " + String.Format(@"0x{0:x2}", (ushort)bajt) + "   " + MyCharacter);
                    }
                    if (BufferIndex >= 1200 && BufferIndex < 1400)
                    {
	                        BufferIndex = BufferIndex - 1200;
                        sw.WriteLine("PrintBuffer7[" + BufferIndex + "] :=" + bajt + "; // " + String.Format(@"0x{0:x2}", (ushort)bajt) + "   " + MyCharacter);
                    }
                    if (BufferIndex >= 1400 && BufferIndex < 1600)
                    {
                        BufferIndex = BufferIndex - 1400;
                        sw.WriteLine("PrintBuffer8[" + BufferIndex + "] :=" + bajt + "; // " + String.Format(@"0x{0:x2}", (ushort)bajt) + "   " + MyCharacter);
                    }
                    if (BufferIndex >= 1600 && BufferIndex < 1800)
                    {
                        BufferIndex = BufferIndex - 1600;
                        sw.WriteLine("PrintBuffer9[" + BufferIndex + "] :=" + bajt + "; // " + String.Format(@"0x{0:x2}", (ushort)bajt) + "   " + MyCharacter);
                    }
                    if (BufferIndex >= 1800 && BufferIndex < 2000)
                    {
                        BufferIndex = BufferIndex - 1800;
                        sw.WriteLine("PrintBuffer10[" + BufferIndex + "] :=" + bajt + "; // " + String.Format(@"0x{0:x2}", (ushort)bajt) + "   " + MyCharacter);
                    }
                    if (BufferIndex >= 2000 && BufferIndex < 2200)
                    {
                        BufferIndex = BufferIndex - 2000;
                        sw.WriteLine("PrintBuffer11[" + BufferIndex + "] :=" + bajt + "; // " + String.Format(@"0x{0:x2}", (ushort)bajt) + "   " + MyCharacter);
                    }
                    if (BufferIndex >= 2200 && BufferIndex < 2400)
                    {
                        BufferIndex = BufferIndex - 2200;
                        sw.WriteLine("PrintBuffer12[" + BufferIndex + "] :=" + bajt + "; // " + String.Format(@"0x{0:x2}", (ushort)bajt) + "   " + MyCharacter);
                    }

                        
                }

don't repeat yourself.. whyy we don't have PrintBufeer[i] ?

By Anonymous, 2016-02-08 09:52:40

"  ".split(" ");

Very weird code found multiple times in old code base.

By heldt, 2017-12-12 12:03:14
def get_first_index_of_array(array):
    """
    this function is very usefull for get first index of array
    """
    return array[0]


assert get_first_index_of_array([1, 2, 3, 4, 5]) == 1
assert get_first_index_of_array([1, 2, 3, 4, 5]) != 2
assert get_first_index_of_array([1, 2, 3, 4, 5]) != 3
assert get_first_index_of_array([1, 2, 3, 4, 5]) != 4
assert get_first_index_of_array([1, 2, 3, 4, 5]) != 4
By Mohammad Hosseini, 2017-12-13 15:29:01
 SELECT CAST(CASE a8900.AllowCloserChanges
             WHEN 0
             THEN 0
             ELSE 1 END AS BIT) AllowCloserChanges
 FROM Vision.sub8900.tApplication8900 a8900 
 WHERE a8900.ApplicationNum = @ApplicationNum

Inheriting others' code in the fun world of corporate development.

By The snitch, 2017-12-15 21:21:56
<?php
$now = time();

while ($now + 10 > time()) {
    
    // Just chill...smoke a blunt
}

echo "Done.\n";
By Sobak, 2015-07-21 12:30:55
(this.router.state['view']['data'] || {})['menuOpen'] && this.router.navigateBack();

That's how pros are javascripting

By Igor, 2017-07-06 04:00:05