> const today = new Date(2016, 7, 7)
undefined
> const tomorrow = new Date(2016, 7, 8)
undefined
> tomorrow >= today
true
> today <= tomorrow
true
> today == tomorrow
false
By winek, 2016-05-30 16:08:25
> var x = 3;
> '5' + x - x
50
> '5' - x + x
5 // Because fuck math

JS is simply. Oh, wait...

By mademan, 2015-11-18 13:50:39
function clean(toClean, source){
	if (typeof(toClean) !== 'string') return true;
	if (typeof(source) !== 'string') return true;
	
	return source.replace(toClean, String('CLEANED')).toString();
}

Found this in a project at work and someone clearly doesn't trust JavaScripts typeof function

By Anonymous, 2018-06-02 22:09:57
this.onSubmit = this.onSubmit.bind(this)
this.onClose = this.onClose.bind(this)

somewhere in react-native app

By fluttershy, 2018-01-08 08:01:40
// powtierdzenie decyzji
function zapytaj(pytanie){
	if(confirm(pytanie)) return true
	else return false;
}
By first year student, 2018-10-02 21:30:46
const newReply = (reply !== null) ? reply : null;
By foxy, 2018-06-04 21:19:27
function edit_vehality: locality,
      google_place_id: '1'
    };
    let opts = { 'method': 'put', 'route': '/border/' + border_id, 'status': status, 'account_access_token': saved_values.superadmin.account_access_token, 'params': params };
    request(opts)
      .then(function(res) {
        resolve(res.result);
      }).catch(reject);
  })
}
By a poor soul, 2018-04-11 17:07:13

var move=0;
var kier=0;
var pic=0;
var rol=0;

var rol2=171;
var rol3=343;
var rol4=514;
var rol2_cel=171;
var rol3_cel=343;
var rol4_cel=514;

function onpic(p) {
  pic=p;
}

function offpic(p) {
  if( pic==p ) pic=0;
}

 function next() { if(move<40) move = 40; kier=0; }
 function prev() { if(move<40) move = 60; kier=1; }
 function set() {
  document.getElementById('ba1').style.left=0;
  document.getElementById('ba2').style.left=rol2;
  document.getElementById('ba3').style.left=rol3;
  document.getElementById('ba4').style.left=rol4;
}


function SetOpacity(object,opacityPct)
{
  // IE.
  object.style.filter = 'alpha(opacity=' + opacityPct + ')';
  // Old mozilla and firefox
  object.style.MozOpacity = opacityPct/100;
  // Everything else.
  object.style.opacity = opacityPct/100;
}


var randtim=new Array(110,103,130,125,108,118,112,122,101,100);
var showtimer=0;
var showpic=1;

 
 function Animuj() {
   if( pic==0 ) {
     rol2_cel=171;
     rol3_cel=343;
     rol4_cel=514;
   } else if( pic==1 ) {
     rol2_cel=342;
     rol3_cel=457;
     rol4_cel=571;
   } else if( pic==2 ) {
     rol2_cel=115;
     rol3_cel=457;
     rol4_cel=571;
   } else if( pic==3 ) {
     rol2_cel=114;
     rol3_cel=229;
     rol4_cel=571;
   } else if( pic==4 ) {
     rol2_cel=114;
     rol3_cel=228;
     rol4_cel=344;
   }
   var a = (rol2-rol2_cel)/10; if(( a< -0.1 )&&( a> -1 )) a = -1; if(( a>0.1 )&&( a<1 )) a = 1;
   if( rol2!=rol2_cel ) rol2-= a;
   var a = (rol3-rol3_cel)/10; if(( a< -0.1 )&&( a> -1 )) a = -1; if(( a>0.1 )&&( a<1 )) a = 1;
   if( rol3!=rol3_cel ) rol3-= a;
   var a = (rol4-rol4_cel)/10; if(( a< -0.1 )&&( a> -1 )) a = -1; if(( a>0.1 )&&( a<1 )) a = 1;
   if( rol4!=rol4_cel ) rol4-= a;
   set();
    document.getElementById('ba2').style.left=rol2;



 showtimer+=1;
 if(showtimer>100) {
  for( st=0; st<9; ++st ) {
   if(showtimer==randtim[st]) { SetOpacity(document.getElementById("ps"+st), 0); document.getElementById("ps"+st).style.backgroundImage="url('cs/log"+showpic+".jpg')"; }
   if(showtimer==(randtim[st]+1)) SetOpacity(document.getElementById("ps"+st),20); 
   if(showtimer==(randtim[st]+2)) SetOpacity(document.getElementById("ps"+st),40); 
   if(showtimer==(randtim[st]+3)) SetOpacity(document.getElementById("ps"+st),60); 
   if(showtimer==(randtim[st]+4)) SetOpacity(document.getElementById("ps"+st),80); 
   if(showtimer==(randtim[st]+5)) { document.getElementById("pn"+st).style.backgroundImage="url('cs/log"+showpic+".jpg')"; SetOpacity(document.getElementById("ps"+st),0); }
  }
  if(showtimer>150) {
   showtimer=0;
   for( st=0; st<9; ++st ) randtim[st]=Math.floor(Math.random()*26)+100;
   showpic+=1; if(showpic>2) showpic=0;
  }
 }


 }

 window.setInterval("Animuj()", 50);

This is how public money is spent in poland

By Anonymous, 2019-05-29 18:35:09
set_locations(locations){
    return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
        this.locations = locations;
        resolve();
    });
}
By Anonymous, 2018-04-04 14:44:45
request.get_something = (something_id) => {
  return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
    database.find_all('something', { where: {something_id: something_id, is_deleted:0} }).then(function(res){
      let result = {};
      res = JSON.stringify(res);
      res = JSON.parse(res);
      res.forEach(function(element){
        if(typeof element.is_deleted != "undefined"){
          delete element.is_deleted;
        }
        let key = 'something_' + element.id;
        result[key] = element;
      });
      resolve(result);
    }, reject);
  });
}

I LOVE MY JOB!

By ADyingDeveloper, 2018-04-05 17:24:33
class FileReader extends EventTarget(...READER_EVENTS) {
    // [...]
    readAsArrayBuffer() {
        throw new Error('FileReader.readAsArrayBuffer is not implemented');
    }
}

React Native's way of saying they don't support FileReader.readAsArrayBuffer()

By Aurovik, 2018-12-12 12:50:22
return isDisabled == false ? false : true;
By Anonymous, 2018-03-23 22:02:31
Handlebars.registerHelper("compare", function(a, operator, b) {
    var result = false;

    try {
      switch (operator) {
        case "==":
          // eslint-disable-next-line eqeqeq
          result = a == b;
          break;
  
        case "===":
          result = a === b;
          break;
  
        case "!=":
          // eslint-disable-next-line eqeqeq
          result = a != b;
          break;
  
        case "!==":
          result = a !== b;
          break;
  
        case "<":
          result = a < b;
          break;
  
        case ">":
          result = a > b;
          break;
  
        case "<=":
          result = a <= b;
          break;
  
        case ">=":
          result = a >= b;
          break;
  
        case "typeof":
          // eslint-disable-next-line valid-typeof
          result = typeof a === b;
          break;
  
        default: {
          throw new Error(
            "helper {{compare}}: invalid operator: ' + ".concat(operator, " + '")
          );
        }
      }
    } catch (err) {
      console.error("\n********** ".concat(err, "."));
    }
  
    return result;
});
By Anonymous, 2019-04-02 15:46:35
$('#userCheck').not(this).prop('checked', false);
By Anonymous, 2019-04-17 10:54:22
<div class="scrollContent">
	{foreach $animations as $index => $a}
		{if $index > 2}
			{if $a.filename == '9_1447691013_3726.png'}
			{else}
				{if $a.filename == '9_1423150010_6441.png'}
				{else}
					{if $a.filename == '9_1423149959_5909.png'}
					{else}
						{if $a.filename == '9_1423149908_5874.png'}
						{else}
							{if $a.filename == '9_1528213223_6374.jpg'}
							{else}
								{if $a.filename == '9_1527670984_3732.jpg'}
								{else}

							<div class="spotlightFrame frame{$index+1} contains1" data-index="{$index}">
								{if $a.link}<a href="{$a.link}">{/if}
								<img src="/upload/{$a.filename}" alt="{$a.title}" />
								{if $a.link}</a>{/if}
							</div>

								{/if}
							{/if}
						{/if}
					{/if}
				{/if}
			{/if}
		{/if}
	{/foreach}
</div>

Handovers are great.

By Anonymous, 2018-07-09 14:50:36