> const today = new Date(2016, 7, 7)
undefined
> const tomorrow = new Date(2016, 7, 8)
undefined
> tomorrow >= today
true
> today <= tomorrow
true
> today == tomorrow
false
By winek, 2016-05-30 16:08:25
function clean(toClean, source){
	if (typeof(toClean) !== 'string') return true;
	if (typeof(source) !== 'string') return true;
	
	return source.replace(toClean, String('CLEANED')).toString();
}

Found this in a project at work and someone clearly doesn't trust JavaScripts typeof function

By Anonymous, 2018-06-02 22:09:57
> var x = 3;
> '5' + x - x
50
> '5' - x + x
5 // Because fuck math

JS is simply. Oh, wait...

By mademan, 2015-11-18 13:50:39
// powtierdzenie decyzji
function zapytaj(pytanie){
	if(confirm(pytanie)) return true
	else return false;
}
By first year student, 2018-10-02 21:30:46
this.onSubmit = this.onSubmit.bind(this)
this.onClose = this.onClose.bind(this)

somewhere in react-native app

By fluttershy, 2018-01-08 08:01:40
request.get_something = (something_id) => {
  return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
    database.find_all('something', { where: {something_id: something_id, is_deleted:0} }).then(function(res){
      let result = {};
      res = JSON.stringify(res);
      res = JSON.parse(res);
      res.forEach(function(element){
        if(typeof element.is_deleted != "undefined"){
          delete element.is_deleted;
        }
        let key = 'something_' + element.id;
        result[key] = element;
      });
      resolve(result);
    }, reject);
  });
}

I LOVE MY JOB!

By ADyingDeveloper, 2018-04-05 17:24:33
const newReply = (reply !== null) ? reply : null;
By foxy, 2018-06-04 21:19:27
return isDisabled == false ? false : true;
By Anonymous, 2018-03-23 22:02:31
set_locations(locations){
    return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
        this.locations = locations;
        resolve();
    });
}
By Anonymous, 2018-04-04 14:44:45
o.isInsured = function ()
{ return !!this.insured; }

Why don't be like normal people and use bool() cast?

By Anonymous, 2018-09-22 14:31:37
class FileReader extends EventTarget(...READER_EVENTS) {
    // [...]
    readAsArrayBuffer() {
        throw new Error('FileReader.readAsArrayBuffer is not implemented');
    }
}

React Native's way of saying they don't support FileReader.readAsArrayBuffer()

By Aurovik, 2018-12-12 12:50:22
function edit_vehality: locality,
      google_place_id: '1'
    };
    let opts = { 'method': 'put', 'route': '/border/' + border_id, 'status': status, 'account_access_token': saved_values.superadmin.account_access_token, 'params': params };
    request(opts)
      .then(function(res) {
        resolve(res.result);
      }).catch(reject);
  })
}
By a poor soul, 2018-04-11 17:07:13
<div class="scrollContent">
	{foreach $animations as $index => $a}
		{if $index > 2}
			{if $a.filename == '9_1447691013_3726.png'}
			{else}
				{if $a.filename == '9_1423150010_6441.png'}
				{else}
					{if $a.filename == '9_1423149959_5909.png'}
					{else}
						{if $a.filename == '9_1423149908_5874.png'}
						{else}
							{if $a.filename == '9_1528213223_6374.jpg'}
							{else}
								{if $a.filename == '9_1527670984_3732.jpg'}
								{else}

							<div class="spotlightFrame frame{$index+1} contains1" data-index="{$index}">
								{if $a.link}<a href="{$a.link}">{/if}
								<img src="/upload/{$a.filename}" alt="{$a.title}" />
								{if $a.link}</a>{/if}
							</div>

								{/if}
							{/if}
						{/if}
					{/if}
				{/if}
			{/if}
		{/if}
	{/foreach}
</div>

Handovers are great.

By Anonymous, 2018-07-09 14:50:36
const setFormFlag(state){
    state.formFlag ? state.formFlag = false : state.formFlag = true;
}
By Apeiron, 2018-07-27 20:43:23
const Discord = require("discord.js");
const bot = new Discord.Client();
const TOKEN = "NOPE"
var color = require('chalk');
var fs = require('fs');

bot.on("ready", function(message) {
    console.log(color.green("Online"))
})
bot.on("message", function(message){
    console.log("Channel:" + color.blue(message.channel) + " " + "Author:" + color.blue(message.author) + " " + "Message:" + color.blue(message.content))
    if (message.content.includes("uranium") || message.content == "Uranium" || message.content == "uranium" || message.content.includes("uranium")) {
        console.log(color.black.yellow("Message Flagged As Suspicous"))
        console.log(color.black.yellow("Contains: Uranium"))
        console.log(color.black.bgYellow("Message:" + message.content))
        console.log(color.black.bgYellow("Message Id:" + message.id))
        console.log(color.black.bgYellow("Author Id:" + message.author.id))
        console.log(color.black.bgYellow("Channel Id:" + message.channel.id))
        console.log(color.yellow("Severity:" + "1"))
        var alertsev1 =  `Message + Id: + ${message.id} + | + Author + Id: + ${message.author.id} + | + Message + Channel Id: ${message.channel.id} + | + Message: + ${message.content}` 
        fs.writeFile('alerts.txt', `${alertsev2}`)
    }
    if (message.content.includes("raid") || message.content.includes("Raid")) {
        console.log(color.black.red("Message Flagged As Suspicous"))
        console.log(color.black.red("Contains: Raid"))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Message:" + message.content))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Message Id:" + message.id))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Author Id:" + message.author.id))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Channel Id:" + message.channel.id))
        console.log(color.black.red("Severity:" + "2"))
        var alertsev2 =  `Message + Id: + ${message.id} + | + Author + Id: + ${message.author.id} + | + Message + Channel Id: ${message.channel.id} + | + Message: + ${message.content}` 
        fs.writeFile('alerts.txt', `${alertsev2}`)
    }
    if (message.content.includes("raid") && message.content.includes("uranium") || message.content.includes("raid") && message.content.includes("Uranium") || message.content.includes("raid") && message.content.includes("uranium") || message.content.includes("Raid") && message.content.includes("uranium") || message.content.includes("Raid")) {
        console.log(color.black.red("Message Flagged As Possible Raid Initiation"))
        console.log(color.black.red("Contains: Raid, Uranium"))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Message:" + message.content))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Message Id:" + message.id))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Author Id:" + message.author.id))
        console.log(color.black.bgRed("Channel Id:" + message.channel.id))
        console.log(color.black.red("Severity:" + "3"))
        var alertsev3 =  `Message + Id: + ${message.id} + | + Author + Id: + ${message.author.id} + | + Message + Channel Id: ${message.channel.id} + | + Message: + ${message.content}` 
        fs.writeFile('alerts.txt', `${alertsev3}`)
    }
})
bot.login(TOKEN)

I'm making a discord message logger but I want to output message.content message.author message.id message.channel.id into one text file everytime a message is sent in the following format: Message ID:(Id here) Message Author: (Author ID here) Channel ID: (Channel ID here) Message: (message here) ive tried with the following code but it printed undefined out into the text document

By JackThePug, 2019-03-16 22:31:03