function uberURLREPLACER(dtTEXTVALUE,boolVALUE){
// If statement? what's that??
// Naming conventions? Of course not!
// true/false keywords? I never heard it.
boolVALUE != !1 && dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('http://') != -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE = dtTEXTVALUE.replace('http://','')) && dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('.aspx') == -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE += '.aspx');
return dtTEXTVALUE;
}Here's the weirdest way to create if statement with terrible naming conventions. Its based on real events and production code.