request.get_something = (something_id) => {
  return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
    database.find_all('something', { where: {something_id: something_id, is_deleted:0} }).then(function(res){
      let result = {};
      res = JSON.stringify(res);
      res = JSON.parse(res);
      res.forEach(function(element){
        if(typeof element.is_deleted != "undefined"){
          delete element.is_deleted;
        }
        let key = 'something_' + element.id;
        result[key] = element;
      });
      resolve(result);
    }, reject);
  });
}

I LOVE MY JOB!

By ADyingDeveloper, 2018-04-05 17:24:33
const int ONLY_ONE_ITEM = 1;

if (myList.Count > ONLY_ONE_ITEM)
{
    DoSomething();
}
else
{
    DoSomethingElse();
}
By Anonymous, 2018-05-15 17:04:22
func runAnsible(c *cli.Context) {
    runAnsibleCmd1(c.String("command"), c.StringSlice("var-file"), c.StringSlice("var"))
}
func runAnsibleCmd1(cmd string, varfiles []string, varstrs []string) {
    runAnsibleCmd2(cmd, util.ToVars(varfiles, varstrs))
}
func runAnsibleCmd2(cmd string, vars map[string]interface{}) {
    err := exec.SyscallExecute(cmd, vars)
    log.Error("Error running ansible command.", "err", err.Error())
}
By PANDUDH, 2019-04-16 18:03:41
if(typeof(sortOrder) != "boolean"){        
    return items;
}
filtered.sort(function (a, b) {
    if(sortOrder == true){
        return (CustomOrder(a.status) > CustomOrder(b.status) ? 1 : -1);
    }
    else if(sortOrder == false){
        return (CustomOrder(a.status) < CustomOrder(b.status) ? 1 : -1);
    }
});

The status property is a string ("Started", "Running", "Failed", "Finished", etc.), and CustomOrder is a function with a switch that just returns a predefined integer for each string. I switched CustomOrder to just be a simple lookup table object, and the sort call was changed to filtered.sort((a, b) => CustomOrder[a.status] - CustomOrder[b.status]);

By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 00:06:25
maybeSomething match {
  case Some(x) => true
  case None => false
}

maybeSomething.getOrElse(false) Short code and readable

By Majid Hosseini, 2017-12-16 07:03:07
// IsFooBar being a boolean, we check if it's different from true and from false
if (x.IsFooBar != true && x.IsFooBar != false)
{
    return "error";
}

x.IsFooBar is juste a regular bool

By A senior developer, 2018-05-14 14:46:14
// powtierdzenie decyzji
function zapytaj(pytanie){
	if(confirm(pytanie)) return true
	else return false;
}
By first year student, 2018-10-02 21:30:46
Handlebars.registerHelper("compare", function(a, operator, b) {
    var result = false;

    try {
      switch (operator) {
        case "==":
          // eslint-disable-next-line eqeqeq
          result = a == b;
          break;
  
        case "===":
          result = a === b;
          break;
  
        case "!=":
          // eslint-disable-next-line eqeqeq
          result = a != b;
          break;
  
        case "!==":
          result = a !== b;
          break;
  
        case "<":
          result = a < b;
          break;
  
        case ">":
          result = a > b;
          break;
  
        case "<=":
          result = a <= b;
          break;
  
        case ">=":
          result = a >= b;
          break;
  
        case "typeof":
          // eslint-disable-next-line valid-typeof
          result = typeof a === b;
          break;
  
        default: {
          throw new Error(
            "helper {{compare}}: invalid operator: ' + ".concat(operator, " + '")
          );
        }
      }
    } catch (err) {
      console.error("\n********** ".concat(err, "."));
    }
  
    return result;
});
By Anonymous, 2019-04-02 15:46:35
public class MandateData {

    public final UUID coreId;
    public final UUID accountId;
    public final String accountRef;
    public final String creditorId;
    public final String creditorName;
    public final String debtorFirstName;
    public final String debtorLastName;
    public final String branchCode;
    public final String accountNumber;
    public final LocalDate signingDate;
    public final Address debtorAddress;

    private MandateData(UUID coreId, UUID accountId, String accountRef, String creditorId, String creditorName, String branchCode, String accountNumber, String debtorFirstName, String debtorLastName,
                        LocalDate signingDate, Address debtorAddress) {
        this.coreId = coreId;
        this.accountId = accountId;
        this.accountRef = accountRef;
        this.creditorId = creditorId;
        this.creditorName = creditorName;
        this.debtorFirstName = debtorFirstName;
        this.debtorLastName = debtorLastName;
        this.branchCode = branchCode;
        this.accountNumber = accountNumber;
        this.signingDate = signingDate;
        this.debtorAddress = debtorAddress;
    }

    public static MandateData creationMandateData(UUID coreId, UUID accountId, String accountRef, String creditorId, String creditorName, String branchCode, String accountNumber, String debtorFirstName, String debtorLastName,
                                                  LocalDate signingDate, Address debtorAddress) {
        return new MandateData(coreId, accountId, accountRef, creditorId, creditorName, branchCode, accountNumber, debtorFirstName, debtorLastName, signingDate, debtorAddress);
    }
}

There is an ancient and mysterious legend about public static constructor, called createShit. If anyone want's just to create an instance of Shit be aware of it! This is too obvious! just Implement static method with the exactly the same fields, and make constructor private. Don't write a shit!

By Anonymous, 2018-06-07 13:03:44
public partial class Form1 : Form
   {
      public Form1()
      {
         InitializeComponent();
      }

      protected override void OnLoad(EventArgs e)
      {
         base.OnLoad(e);
         var token = new CancellationTokenSource().Token;
         Task.Factory.StartNew (() => {
            while (!token.IsCancellationRequested) {
               try {
                  if (/*Condition*/)
                     this.Invoke(new Action(() => label.Text = " =)"));
                  else
                     this.Invoke(new Action(() => label.Text = " =("));
                  Thread.Sleep(10);
               }
               catch (Exception) {
                  throw;
               }
               finally {
                  throw new Exception();
               }
            }
         }) ;
      }
   }

My collegue's way of using multithreading features (and exceptions handling) :)

By Loganjii, 2019-10-09 15:00:18
        if "[trait]" in lines[i]:
            in_trait = True
        elif "[/trait]" in lines[i]:
            in_trait = False
        elif "[object]" in lines[i]:
            in_object = True
        elif "[/object]" in lines[i]:
            in_object = False
        elif "[stage]" in lines[i]:
            in_stage = True
        elif "[/stage]" in lines[i]:
            in_stage = False
        elif "[cfg]" in lines[i]:
            in_cfg = True
        elif "[/cfg]" in lines[i]:
            in_cfg = False
        elif "[goal]" in lines[i]:
            in_goal = True
        elif "[/goal]" in lines[i]:
            in_goal = False
#... 150 more lines of this

Basically, linting a config file with a DOM tree, using Python

By Anonymous, 2019-12-28 23:35:11
def sho_est(request):
    if not request.user.is_superuser and not request.user.is_staff and not request.user.is_university:
        raise Http404
    data = ''
    if request.content_type == 'application/x-www-form-urlencoded' and request.method == 'POST':
        user_detail = request.POST.get('user_detail', None)
        if user_detail:
            if request.user.is_superuser or request.user.is_staff:
                credito = Credit.objects.get(pk=user_detail)
                fecha_apronacion = 'Pendiente'
                estado_firma = 'Pendiente'
                estado_cuota = 'Pendiente'
                if credito.created_at:
                    fecha_apronacion = credito.created_at.strftime('%Y-%m-%d')
                if credito.is_iou_signed:
                    estado_firma = 'Firmado'
                if credito.is_retainer_paid:
                    estado_cuota = 'Paga'
                reg_amr_due = """
                <tr style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px;">
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{period}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{due_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{due_loan_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">
                    {due_tech_amount_due_surety_amount_due}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{due_interest_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">
                    {due_fines_arrears_amount_due_interest_arrears_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: left;">{days_in_arrears}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: left;">{fullfilment_date}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: left;">{status}</td>
                  </tr>
                  """
                str_amr_due = ""
                dic_ver = {}

Fuck Yeah

By rootweiller, 2020-01-15 04:09:48
var doc = (Parent as Doc);
doc.Name = (doc != null) ? "" : doc.Name
By MSx, 2020-01-16 12:39:39

    def dow_to_dict_from_self(self):
        # res = {'name': self.name, 'enabled': self.enabled }
        res = {'sun': 0, 'mon': 0, 'tue': 0, 'wed': 0, 'thr': 0, 'fri': 0,
               'sat': 0,
               'enabled': 0, 'dow': 0, 'name': 'untitled'}

        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x01) == 0x01:  # sun
            res['sun'] = 1
        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x02) == 0x02:  # mon
            res['mon'] = 1
        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x04) == 0x04:  # tue
            res['tue'] = 1
        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x08) == 0x08:  # wed
            res['wed'] = 1
        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x10) == 0x10:  # thr
            res['thr'] = 1
            res['thu'] = 1  # '%a' returns thu for Thursday
        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x20) == 0x20:  # fri
            res['fri'] = 1
        if (int(self.days_of_week) & 0x40) == 0x40:  # sat
            res['sat'] = 1
        if (int(
                self.days_of_week) & 0x40) == 0x80:  # enabled # new enable#
            # flag -- duplicate in db
            res['enabled'] = 1

        res['enabled'] = self.enabled  # remove this
        res['dow'] = self.days_of_week
        res['name'] = self.name

        return res

kept the original comments - they're very helpful

By Anonymous, 2018-07-11 19:40:44
<?php

class CasinoCode
{
    CONST POST = 'POST';
    CONST GET = 'GET';
    
    $data = $this->callAPI('/hidden', [], self::POST);

production code of an API with dozens of millions of requests per day.

By Anonymous, 2019-10-17 19:43:24