boolean isUserAuthorized = user.isSuperAdmin();
if (!isUserAuthorized) {
    isUserAuthorized = isUserAdminOfEntity1();
}
if (!isUserAuthorized) {
    isUserAuthorized = isUserAdminOfEntity2();
}
if (!isUserAuthorized) {
    throw new AccessDeniedException("Authenticated user is not admin ");
}
By tralaladidou, 2019-05-07 16:37:32
private <T> Supplier<T> abort(Class<T> exception) {
  return () -> {
    try {
      return exception.newInstance();
    } catch (InstantiationException | IllegalAccessException e) {
      throw new RuntimeException(e);
    }
  };
}

...

throw abort(MyException.class).get();
By Anonymous, 2017-12-14 11:27:50
switch (kafkaStreams.state()) {
                case RUNNING: {
                    if (kafkaStreams.state().isRunning()) {
                        countDownLatch.countDown();
                    }
                }
                break;
By Anonymous, 2018-07-05 18:05:59
                    //read country intformation and assign to variables
                    cName = InpList.get(0).replace(",", ".");
                    cCode = InpList.get(1).replace(",", ".");
                    cAlpha2 = InpList.get(2).replace(",", ".");
                    cAbreviation = InpList.get(3).replace(",", ".");
                    dYear = InpList.get(4).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalCompatibility = InpList.get(5).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalCompatibility = InpList.get(6).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicCompatibility = InpList.get(7).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicCompatibility = InpList.get(8).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryCompatibility = InpList.get(9).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryCompatibility = InpList.get(10).replace(",", ".");
                    dDemoScore = InpList.get(11).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankDemoScore = InpList.get(12).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalCompatibility = InpList.get(13).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalCompatibility = InpList.get(14).replace(",", ".");
                    dSumCompatibility = InpList.get(15).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankCompatibility = InpList.get(16).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalUtility = InpList.get(17).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalUtility = InpList.get(18).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicUtility = InpList.get(19).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicUtility = InpList.get(20).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryUtility = InpList.get(21).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryUtility = InpList.get(22).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalUtility = InpList.get(23).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalUtility = InpList.get(24).replace(",", ".");
                    dSumUtility = InpList.get(25).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankUtility = InpList.get(26).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalScore = InpList.get(27).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalScore = InpList.get(28).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicScore = InpList.get(29).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicScore = InpList.get(30).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryScore = InpList.get(31).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryScore = InpList.get(32).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalScore = InpList.get(33).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalScore = InpList.get(34).replace(",", ".");
                    dAggregate = InpList.get(35).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankAggregate = InpList.get(36).replace(",", ".");
By Anonymous, 2017-12-17 21:45:26
private HashMap<String, Tuple6<float[], String[], String[], String[], String[], String>> memberNameChangedToProtectTheInnocent = null;
By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 12:13:22
 private void EnableGPSAutoMatically() {
        GoogleApiClient googleApiClient = null;
        if (googleApiClient == null) {
            oogleApiClient = new GoogleApiClient.Builder(this)
                    .addApi(LocationServices.API).addConnectionCallbacks(this)
                    .addOnConnectionFailedListener(this).build();
            /* about 50 lines of code were here ... 
             * all depends on this if statement ... !
             * Actually the whole method depends on this if statement ! */
                    }
                }
            });
        }
}

what if that mysterious power change it to be not null !! It gonna be a holly object and You should not "new" it anymore ?! damn ... :)))

By Anonymous, 2018-03-28 11:31:15
public class MandateData {

    public final UUID coreId;
    public final UUID accountId;
    public final String accountRef;
    public final String creditorId;
    public final String creditorName;
    public final String debtorFirstName;
    public final String debtorLastName;
    public final String branchCode;
    public final String accountNumber;
    public final LocalDate signingDate;
    public final Address debtorAddress;

    private MandateData(UUID coreId, UUID accountId, String accountRef, String creditorId, String creditorName, String branchCode, String accountNumber, String debtorFirstName, String debtorLastName,
                        LocalDate signingDate, Address debtorAddress) {
        this.coreId = coreId;
        this.accountId = accountId;
        this.accountRef = accountRef;
        this.creditorId = creditorId;
        this.creditorName = creditorName;
        this.debtorFirstName = debtorFirstName;
        this.debtorLastName = debtorLastName;
        this.branchCode = branchCode;
        this.accountNumber = accountNumber;
        this.signingDate = signingDate;
        this.debtorAddress = debtorAddress;
    }

    public static MandateData creationMandateData(UUID coreId, UUID accountId, String accountRef, String creditorId, String creditorName, String branchCode, String accountNumber, String debtorFirstName, String debtorLastName,
                                                  LocalDate signingDate, Address debtorAddress) {
        return new MandateData(coreId, accountId, accountRef, creditorId, creditorName, branchCode, accountNumber, debtorFirstName, debtorLastName, signingDate, debtorAddress);
    }
}

There is an ancient and mysterious legend about public static constructor, called createShit. If anyone want's just to create an instance of Shit be aware of it! This is too obvious! just Implement static method with the exactly the same fields, and make constructor private. Don't write a shit!

By Anonymous, 2018-06-07 13:03:44
        if (CATEGORY_NORMAL.equalsIgnoreCase(categorie)) {
            return assignGroupStartWithPrefix(assignmentGroups);
        } else if (CATEGORY_EXTERNAL.equalsIgnoreCase(categorie)) {
            return assignGroupStartWithPrefix(assignmentGroups);
        } 
By Anon, 2019-05-14 13:58:23
    @Override
    public String toString() {
        List<Integer> accountLevels = new ArrayList<>();
        List<String> accountIds = new ArrayList<>();

        for (SelectedHierarchyLevel selectedHierarchyLevel : selectedHierarchyLevels) {
            accountLevels.add(selectedHierarchyLevel.getLevel());
            accountIds.add(selectedHierarchyLevel.getAccountRowId());
        }

        vetoAreValidIds(accountIds);
        StringBuilder converterString = new StringBuilder();

        convert(accountLevels, converterString);
        converterString.append("$");
        convert(accountIds, converterString);

        return converterString.toString();
    }

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

By Anonymous, 2019-04-12 10:55:17
public static returnTrue(boolean b){
    if (b){
        return true;
    } else {
        return true;
    }
}

When you want your function always returns the correct value

By kayvan goli, 2017-12-13 14:49:39
        //JSONObject input;
        
        String givenName = input.get("propName") != null ? (String)input.get("propName") : null;

WHAT DA FUCK ASSHOLES

By Anonymous, 2018-03-15 15:28:55

"  ".split(" ");

Very weird code found multiple times in old code base.

By heldt, 2017-12-12 12:03:14
String s = "string";

String.valueOf(s).toString();

// just to make sure it's a damn string
while(!s instanceof String) {
    String.valueOf(s).toString();
}
By Anonymous, 2021-01-23 17:11:10
  /** 
   * Deserializes the contents of the incoming message buffer {@code b}. 
   * 
   * @return deserialised object
   * @throws UnsupportedEncodingException If the named charset is not supported
   */
  Object r() throws UnsupportedEncodingException{
    int i=0, n, t=b[j++];
    if(t<0)
      switch(t){
        case -1:
          return rb();
        case (-2):
          return rg();
        case -4:
          return b[j++];
        case -5:
          return rh();
        case -6:
          return ri();
        case -7:
          return rj();
        case -8:
          return re();
        case -9:
          return rf();
        case -10:
          return rc();
        case -11:
          return rs();
        case -12:
          return rp();
        case -13:
          return rm();
        case -14:
          return rd();
        case -15:
          return rz();
        case -16:
          return rn();
        case -17:
          return ru();
        case -18:
          return rv();
        case -19:
          return rt();
      }
    if(t>99){
      if(t==100){
        rs();
        return r();
      }
      if(t<104)
        return b[j++]==0&&t==101?null:"func";
      if(t>105)
        r();
      else
        for(n=ri();i<n;i++)
          r();
      return "func";
    }
    if(t==99)
      return new Dict(r(),r());
    j++;
    if(t==98)
      return new Flip((Dict)r());
    n=ri();
    switch(t){
      case 0:
        Object[] L=new Object[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          L[i]=r();
        return L;
      case 1:
        boolean[] B=new boolean[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          B[i]=rb();
        return B;
      case 2: {
        UUID[] G=new UUID[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          G[i]=rg();
        return G;
      }
      case 4:
        byte[] G=new byte[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          G[i]=b[j++];
        return G;
      case 5:
        short[] H=new short[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          H[i]=rh();
        return H;
      case 6:
        int[] I=new int[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          I[i]=ri();
        return I;
      case 7:
        long[] J=new long[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          J[i]=rj();
        return J;
      case 8:
        float[] E=new float[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          E[i]=re();
        return E;
      case 9:
        double[] F=new double[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          F[i]=rf();
        return F;
      case 10:
        char[] C=new String(b,j,n,encoding).toCharArray();
        j+=n;
        return C;
      case 11:
        String[] S=new String[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          S[i]=rs();
        return S;
      case 12:
        Timestamp[] P=new Timestamp[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          P[i]=rp();
        return P;
      case 13:
        Month[] M=new Month[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          M[i]=rm();
        return M;
      case 14:
        Date[] D=new Date[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          D[i]=rd();
        return D;
      case 15:
        java.util.Date[] Z=new java.util.Date[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          Z[i]=rz();
        return Z;
      case 16:
        Timespan[] N=new Timespan[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          N[i]=rn();
        return N;
      case 17:
        Minute[] U=new Minute[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          U[i]=ru();
        return U;
      case 18:
        Second[] V=new Second[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          V[i]=rv();
        return V;
      case 19:
        Time[] T=new Time[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          T[i]=rt();
        return T;
    }
    return null;
  }

Manually maintained open-source code on GitHub. Looks like decompiled from obfuscated binary, they just reformatted it, added some comments and now are making manual changes. Current version: https://github.com/KxSystems/javakdb/blob/master/src/kx/c.java Original version: https://github.com/KxSystems/javakdb/blob/c9afe6fa32d7d3e3cddabdc9bd43f0155a5d2a1b/src/kx/c.java

By KxSystems, 2017-12-13 17:19:57
public List<Location> searchLocations(final String phrase) {
        final String like = phrase.replaceAll("(\\s)", "%$1") + "%";
        final List<Location> result = getLocations(
                "replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(\n" +
                        "replace(lower(name),'.',' '),\n" +
                        "'á','a'),\n" +
                        "'é','e'),\n" +
                        "'í','i'),\n" +
                        "'ĺ','l'),\n" +
                        "'ó','o'),\n" +
                        "'ŕ','r'),\n" +
                        "'ú','u'),\n" +
                        "'ý','y'),\n" +
                        "'č','c'),\n" +
                        "'ď','s'),\n" +
                        "'ľ','l'),\n" +
                        "'ň','n'),\n" +
                        "'š','s'),\n" +
                        "'ť','t'),\n" +
                        "'ž','z'),\n" +
                        "'ä','a'),\n" +
                        "'ô','o') LIKE lower(?)\n" +
                        "ORDER BY CASE country_code WHEN 'SK' THEN 0 ELSE 1 END, length(name), name", like);
        return result;
    }

Author: I am satisfied with the project and I don't think I have anything to be ashamed of

By Anonymous, 2020-07-16 10:49:27