function urlREPLACER(dtTEXTVALUE){
    
    dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('http://') != -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE = dtTEXTVALUE.replace('http://','')) && dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('.aspx') == -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE += '.aspx');
    
    return dtTEXTVALUE;
}
By I'm glad, 2019-02-16 13:10:54
if (currentDay.day() !== MONDAY) {
    do {
        currentDay = this.$moment(currentDay).subtract(1, 'days');
        days.unshift(currentDay);
    } while (currentDay.day() !== MONDAY);
}
By Anonymous, 2017-10-14 18:44:20
int w = 100;

for (nil; w!=0; nil) {

    w -= 1;

    //so some shit
}

this code was found in chinese contract work

By JeanetteMueller, 2021-03-08 11:58:39
    function changePassword() {
        if (isInputEmpty()) {
            $.ajax({
                type: 'POST',
                data: '...'
                url: '...',
                success: function (result) {
                    if (result.substring(0, 3) != "!!!") {
                        //success
                    } else {
                        //faliure
                    }
                },
                error: function () {
                    }
            });
        }
    }

And of course,in production, it always reported success and never changed the password, because of equally bad server code.

By You will be proud of our code!, 2017-12-15 11:30:02
if (isLink($content[$i][$j])) {

					if (isImageLink($content[$i][$j])) {

						$image_src = create_image($content[$i][$j], "img");

						$cell = <<<HTML
							<td>
								<img {$image_src} {$img_style}></td></img>
							</td>
HTML;
					} else if (isNestedLink($content[$i][$j])) {

						$links = explode("!", $content[$i][$j]);

						$cell = <<<HTML
							<td><a style="color: {$cards_button_bg_color};" href="{$links[1]}" $open_links_in >{$links[0]}</a></td>
HTML;
					} else {
						
						//Checking if it's a link or a button

							if ($j == $table_button_column) {
														
							//Button HTML
								$table_button_text = explode("-", $content[0][$j])[0];

								$cell = <<<HTML
									<td><a {$open_links_in} href="{$content[$i][$j]}" style="background-color: {$cards_button_bg_color}; color: {$cards_button_text_color};" class="btn">{$table_button_text}</a></td>
HTML;
							} else {
							
							// Link HTML			
								$cell = <<<HTML
									<td><a style="color: {$cards_button_bg_color};" href="{$content[$i][$j]}" $open_links_in >{$content[0][$j]}</a></td>
HTML;
							}
					}
By PHPhillip, 2020-06-09 23:28:49
$orderDateTS = strtotime($data['ordertime']);
$nowTS = strtotime('now');
$diff = $nowTS - $orderDateTS;
$diff = $diff / 86400;
$dayDiff = floor($diff);

found in a shopware plugin

By Anon, 2020-04-03 14:16:07
Native XML structure:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<tree>
    <node name="root">
        <node name="TELEVISIONS">
            <node name="TUBE"/>
            <node name="LCD"/>
            <node name="PLASMA"/>
        </node>
        <node name="PORTABLE ELECTRONICS">
            <node name="MP3 PLAYERS">
                <node name="FLASH"/>
            </node>
            <node name="CD PLAYERS"/>
            <node name="2 WAY RADIOS"/>
        </node>
    </node>
</tree>

Flattened XML structure (example 1):

<tree>
  <node key="0">root</node>
  <node key="1" parent="0">TELEVISIONS</node>
  <node key="2" parent="1">TUBE</node>
  <node key="3" parent="1">LCD</node>
  <node key="4" parent="1">PLASMA</node>
  <node key="5" parent="0">PORTABLE ELECTRONICS</node>
  <node key="6" parent="5">MP3 PLAYERS</node>
  <node key="7" parent="6">FLASH</node>
  <node key="8" parent="5">CD PLAYERS</node>
  <node key="9" parent="5">2 WAY RADIOS</node>
</tree>

Flattened XML structure (example 2):

<tree>
    <node>
        <name>root</name>
        <depth>0</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>TELEVISIONS</name>
        <depth>1</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>TUBE</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>LCD</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>PLASMA</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>PORTABLE ELECTRONICS</name>
        <depth>1</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>MP3 PLAYERS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>FLASH</name>
        <depth>3</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>CD PLAYERS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>2 WAY RADIOS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
</tree>
By Anonymous, 2015-11-19 12:32:25
if yearOfBirth > 2002 {
    fmt.Errorf("year of birth not allowed %d", yob)
    return
}
By V, 2021-06-15 14:53:58
string month = DateTime.Today.Month.ToString();
if (DateTime.Today.Month < 10)
{
    month = "0" + month;
}
string day = DateTime.Today.Day.ToString();
if (DateTime.Today.Day < 10)
{
    day = "0" + day;
}

string dateCorrect = String.Format("{0}.{1}.{2}", DateTime.Today.Year, month, day);

string dateDue = "";
if (transferFields.DueDate.SelectedDate.HasValue)
{
    var dateDuearr = transferFields.DueDate.Value.Split(' ')[0].Split('.');
    dateDue = dateDuearr[2] + '.' + dateDuearr[1] + '.' + dateDuearr[0];
}
else {
    dateDue = dateCorrect;
}

Real developers don't use built in parsing and formatting methods.

By You will be proud of our code!, 2017-12-12 09:53:08
while (true) {
  if ($current === $requested) {
     break;
  }
  if (! in_array($requested, $available)) {
     break;
  }
  session()->put('locale', $requested);
  break;
}
By Ed, 2020-08-05 15:26:32
/// <summary> 
/// Desctop constructor
/// </summary>
...

This is best XML commentary I found so far.

By Anonymous, 2020-03-11 17:55:37
class PythonClass {
    protected boolean True = true;
    protected boolean False = false;
    protected Object None = null;
}

class MyClass extends PythonClass {
    String do_something(Object foo) {
        if (foo == False)
            return ""                                  ;
        
        
        else if (foo == None)
            return "!"                                 ;
            
        else if (foo == True)
            return "Yay!"                              ;
    }
}

Yikes

By imaginedev, 2021-04-03 02:44:52
public class Main {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        try {
            //code goes here
        } catch (Exception e) {
            System.exit(0);
        }
    }
}
By s0m31, 2022-06-03 15:46:49
public event EventHandler<Cles_graph_doivent_etre_redessines> les_graph_doivent_etre_redessines;
public void remove_event()
{
    if (this.les_graph_doivent_etre_redessines != null)
    {
        foreach (EventHandler<Cles_graph_doivent_etre_redessines> F_les_graph_doivent_etre_redessines in this.les_graph_doivent_etre_redessines.GetInvocationList())
        {
            this.les_graph_doivent_etre_redessines -= F_les_graph_doivent_etre_redessines;
        }
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2015-09-14 05:52:20
using UnityEngine;
using UnityEngine.UI;
using UnityEngine.SceneManagement;

public class StoryOfMyLife : MonoBehaviour
{
    void OnDestory()
    {
        Debug.Log("  Directed by  ");
        Debug.Log("ROBERT B. WEIDE");
    }
}

For Unity developers only

By SanSanych, 2020-09-25 21:22:53