#1344 PHP +47
$command = 'curl -X GET -H "application/json" -H "X-Api-Key: '.$key.'" https://some-api.com/resource';
exec($command, $output);
$array = json_decode($output[0], true);

Using curl in PHP is boring. Let execute a command for

By Anonymous, 2020-07-14 20:28:49
public enum DataSize {
    BYTE,
    DOUBLE_BYTE,
    INT,
    LONG;
    
    public boolean isEqualTo(Object value) {
        if(value instanceof Byte && this.equals(BYTE)) {
            return true;
        } else if ((value instanceof Character || value instanceof Short) && this.equals(DOUBLE_BYTE)) {
            return true;
        } else if ((value instanceof Integer) && this.equals(INT)) {
            return true;
        } else if ((value instanceof Long) && this.equals(LONG)) {
            return true;
        }
        return false;
    }
}
By DevHONK, 2021-02-22 15:21:03
const handleBoolean = value => {
        switch (value) {
            case "true":
                return true;
            case true:
                return "true";
            case "false":
                return false;
            case false:
                return "false"
            default:
                return null;
        }
    }
By Anonymous, 2021-09-29 11:53:22
#define private public
#define protected public
#define class struct

#include "your_private_parts.hpp"
// ...

#undef class
#undef protected
#undef private

// ...

Fails miserably if template <class>, template <template <class> class> or their variations are found anywhere inside your header. :(

By 2 + 2 = 3.99999999999999999999999999999999999, 2021-11-08 07:59:05
value unless value.select! { |v| v != "0" }.nil?

I don't not know no why not no one of my "predecessor" committed this shit.

By Penguin, 2018-08-09 04:37:29
var i = 0

for (var n in array) { 
    i+=1
    // ...
}
By PureJavascript, 2023-02-11 11:08:33
#335 SQL +48
		CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION melodious.query_flags(user_name varchar(32), chan_name varchar(32), igroup_name varchar(32), iflag_name varchar(32), flagcheck bool)
		RETURNS TABLE (
			group_holders jsonb [],
			flag_id int4,
			flag_name varchar(32),
			flag jsonb
		)
		LANGUAGE plpgsql
		AS $$
		DECLARE
			uid int4 := NULL;
			cid int4 := NULL;
			gid int4 := NULL;
		BEGIN
			IF user_name <> '' THEN
				SELECT id INTO uid FROM melodious.accounts WHERE username=user_name;
				IF uid IS NULL THEN
					RAISE EXCEPTION 'no such user';
				END IF;
			END IF;
			IF chan_name <> '' THEN
				SELECT id INTO cid FROM melodious.channels WHERE name=chan_name;
				IF cid IS NULL THEN
					RAISE EXCEPTION 'no such channel';
				END IF;
			END IF;
			IF igroup_name <> '' THEN
				SELECT id INTO gid FROM melodious.groups WHERE name=igroup_name;
				IF gid IS NULL THEN
					RAISE EXCEPTION 'go such group';
				END IF;
			END IF;

			IF igroup_name = '' THEN
				IF iflag_name = '' THEN
					IF user_name = '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (NOT flagcheck) OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id = cid)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id = cid)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (NOT flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name = '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (NOT flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id = cid)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					END IF;
				ELSE
					IF user_name = '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (gf.name = iflag_name)
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gf.name = iflag_name
						  AND (
								(gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id = cid)
							 	OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id = cid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gf.name = iflag_name
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name = '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gf.name = iflag_name
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id IS NULL AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					END IF;
				END IF;
			ELSE
				IF iflag_name = '' THEN
					IF user_name = '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gh.group_id = gid
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gh.group_id = gid
							AND (
								(gh.channel_id = cid AND gh.user_id = uid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id IS NULL AND gh.user_id = uid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id IS NULL AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gh.group_id = gid
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name = '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gh.group_id = gid
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id IS NULL AND gh.user_id IS NULL) 
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					END IF;
				ELSE
					IF user_name = '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						INNER JOIN melodious.groups g
						ON g.id = gh.group_id
						WHERE (gf.name = iflag_name AND gh.group_id = gid)
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id IS NULL AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (gf.name = iflag_name AND gh.group_id = gid)
							AND (
								(gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id = cid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id = cid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (gh.group_id = gid AND gf.name = iflag_name)
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name = '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (gf.name = iflag_name AND gh.group_id = gid)
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id IS NULL AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					END IF;
				END IF;
			END IF;
		END;
		$$;
By Anonymous, 2019-02-05 15:36:52
> var x = 3;
> '5' + x - x
50
> '5' - x + x
5 // Because fuck math

JS is simply. Oh, wait...

By mademan, 2015-11-18 13:50:39
public static int maximum(int f, int g)
{
	try
	{
		int[] far = new int[f];
		far[g] = 1;
		return f;
	}
	catch(NegativeArraySizeException e)
	{
		f = -f;
		g = -g;
		return (-maximum(f, g) == -f)? -g : -f;
	}
	catch(IndexOutOfBoundsException e)
	{
		return (maximum(g, 0) == 0)? f : g;
	}
}
By Anonymous, 2019-10-18 06:03:41
@Pipe({ name: 'shortSex' })
export class SexPipe implements PipeTransform {
  public transform(value: any): 'M' | 'K' {
    switch (value?.code) {
      case SexCodes.MALE:
        return 'M';
      case SexCodes.FEMALE:
        return 'K';
      default:
        return null;
    }
  }
}

What can I say more?

By Anonymous, 2021-07-21 10:44:17
A,B=map(str,input().split())        # let's begin by casting strings to strings!

while(int(A)!=0 and int(B)!=0):

    tamanhoa=0
    tamanhob=0

    for i in range(len(A)):
        tamanhoa+=1                 # wonderful way to determine the length of
                                    # a string!
    for i in range(len(B)):
        tamanhob+=1

    vA = [0]*tamanhoa
    vB = [0]*tamanhob

    if tamanhoa>tamanhob:
        vA = [0]*tamanhoa           # Just to make sure it really gets set!!!
        vB = [0]*tamanhoa

        for i in range(tamanhoa-1,-1,-1):
            vA[i]=int(A[i])         # he even saved an operation by casting
                                    # the char to int at the same time!
        for i in range(tamanhob):
            vB[i+1]=int(B[i])
    elif tamanhoa<tamanhob:
        vA = [0]*tamanhob           # Just to make sure it really gets set!!!
        vB = [0]*tamanhob

        for i in range(tamanhoa):
            vA[i+1]=int(A[i])

        for i in range(tamanhob-1,-1,-1):
            vB[i]=int(B[i])

        tamanhoa=tamanhob

    else:
        for i in range(tamanhoa):
            vA[i]=int(A[i])

        for i in range(tamanhob):
            vB[i]=int(B[i])

    print(vA)
    print(vB)
    
    carry = 0

    for i in range(tamanhoa-1,-1,-1):
        soma = vA[i] + vB[i]
        if soma > 9:
            carry += 1
            if vA[i-1]!= 9:
                vA[i-1] += 1
            else:
                vB[i-1] +=1


    if carry == 0:
        print('No carry operation.')
    elif carry == 1:
        print(carry, 'carry operation.')
    else:
        print(carry, 'carry operations.')

    A,B=map(str,input().split())    # why bother casting strings to int? yay

    if int(A)==0 and int(B)==0:
        break

This wonder was found within answers to a university programming test. Code as-is, comments added by me.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-14 00:09:27
'use strict'

// exports //

module.exports = Math.sqrt
By Igor, 2021-09-01 21:28:26
let arr = []
if(arr[record.id]) {
    arr[record.id] = false
} else {
    arr[record.id] = false
}
this.setState({a: arr})
arr = []
By Anonymous, 2021-12-27 06:55:59
bool	vlNoExitIfZeroBytesReceived = false; //		false: can exit when receive 0 later; 	1: can not exit when receive 0 later;
By BrokenBrain, 2019-12-23 15:23:19
	public showOrHideLegends(seriesList: any[]) {
		if (seriesList.length === 0)
			return false;
		else
			return true;
	}

more code lines => more money; that's how our contractor company thinks

By Nitor, 2017-05-06 19:59:30