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#116 The power of C# extensions C# +23

    public static class DecimalHelpers
    {
        /// <summary>
        /// Format a decimal XX.XX to XX,XX%.
        /// </summary>
        /// <param name="value"></param>
        /// <returns></returns>
        public static string FormatToStringPercentageValue(this decimal value)
        {
            return value.ToString().Replace(".", ",").FormatToPercentageValue();
        }
    }
    
    public static class StringHelpers
    {
        /// <summary>
        /// Add % at the end of the string.
        /// </summary>
        /// <param name="value"></param>
        /// <returns></returns>
        public static string FormatToPercentageValue(this string value)
        {
            return string.Concat(value, "%");
        }
    }

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 10:58:38

#1935 just gotta make sure it's a string Java +23

String s = "string";

String.valueOf(s).toString();

// just to make sure it's a damn string
while(!s instanceof String) {
    String.valueOf(s).toString();
}

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By Anonymous, 2021-01-23 17:11:10

#442 How ToDo Webservice Java +23

for (InformacionPagareServiceDTO aux : res_pon.getListaRespuesta()) {
			String pattern_dic = "{\"Estdo\":\"%s\", \"Fecha Firma\":\"%s\", \"Fecha Grabacion\": \"%s\", \"ID Pagare\": \"%s\",\"Nombre Otorgante\": \"%s\",\"Tipo documento Otorgante\": \"%s\",\"Documento Otorgante\": \"%s\",\"Numero Pagare Entidad\": \"%s\",\"Pdf Pagare Nom\": \"%s\",\"Pdf Pagare Cont\": \"%s\"}";
			if (aux.getPdfPagare() == null) {
				if(dic_txt.equals("")) {
					dic_txt = String.format(pattern_dic, aux.getEstadoPagare(), aux.getFechaFirmaPagare(), aux.getFechaGrabacionPagare(), aux.getIdPagareDeceval(), aux.getNombreOtorgante(), aux.getTipoDocumentoOtorgante(), aux.getNumeroDocumentoOtorgante(), aux.getNumPagareEntidad(), aux.getPdfPagare(), aux.getPdfPagare());
				}else {
					dic_txt += ","+String.format(pattern_dic, aux.getEstadoPagare(), aux.getFechaFirmaPagare(), aux.getFechaGrabacionPagare(), aux.getIdPagareDeceval(), aux.getNombreOtorgante(), aux.getTipoDocumentoOtorgante(), aux.getNumeroDocumentoOtorgante(), aux.getNumPagareEntidad(), aux.getPdfPagare(), aux.getPdfPagare());
				}
			}else {
				if(dic_txt.equals("")) {
					dic_txt = String.format(pattern_dic, aux.getEstadoPagare(), aux.getFechaFirmaPagare(), aux.getFechaGrabacionPagare(), aux.getIdPagareDeceval(), aux.getNombreOtorgante(), aux.getTipoDocumentoOtorgante(), aux.getNumeroDocumentoOtorgante(), aux.getNumPagareEntidad(), aux.getPdfPagare().getNombreArchivo(), aux.getPdfPagare().getContenido());
				}else {
					dic_txt += ","+String.format(pattern_dic, aux.getEstadoPagare(), aux.getFechaFirmaPagare(), aux.getFechaGrabacionPagare(), aux.getIdPagareDeceval(), aux.getNombreOtorgante(), aux.getTipoDocumentoOtorgante(), aux.getNumeroDocumentoOtorgante(), aux.getNumPagareEntidad(), aux.getPdfPagare().getNombreArchivo(), aux.getPdfPagare().getContenido());
				}
			}
		}

Holy Shit

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By rootweiller, 2020-01-15 03:47:22

#233 If only there was a way to determine when something is less than or equal to zero... PHP +23

if ($customerId > 0) {
    $customerId = $customerId;
} else {
    $customerId = $this->customerSession->getId();
}

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By Anonymous, 2018-01-10 16:42:14

#258 Checking null values is life Java +24

if(computedDate != null){
    myObject.setDueDate(computedDate);
}
else{
    myObject.setDueDate(null);
}

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By Anonymous, 2018-02-22 04:46:08

#2574 BRUH JavaScript +24

else if result !== true && result === false { return result !== true }

should I keep this in our project or nah

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By codelord, 2022-06-20 16:43:54

#56 xml flattened tree stricture HTML +24

Native XML structure:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<tree>
    <node name="root">
        <node name="TELEVISIONS">
            <node name="TUBE"/>
            <node name="LCD"/>
            <node name="PLASMA"/>
        </node>
        <node name="PORTABLE ELECTRONICS">
            <node name="MP3 PLAYERS">
                <node name="FLASH"/>
            </node>
            <node name="CD PLAYERS"/>
            <node name="2 WAY RADIOS"/>
        </node>
    </node>
</tree>

Flattened XML structure (example 1):

<tree>
  <node key="0">root</node>
  <node key="1" parent="0">TELEVISIONS</node>
  <node key="2" parent="1">TUBE</node>
  <node key="3" parent="1">LCD</node>
  <node key="4" parent="1">PLASMA</node>
  <node key="5" parent="0">PORTABLE ELECTRONICS</node>
  <node key="6" parent="5">MP3 PLAYERS</node>
  <node key="7" parent="6">FLASH</node>
  <node key="8" parent="5">CD PLAYERS</node>
  <node key="9" parent="5">2 WAY RADIOS</node>
</tree>

Flattened XML structure (example 2):

<tree>
    <node>
        <name>root</name>
        <depth>0</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>TELEVISIONS</name>
        <depth>1</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>TUBE</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>LCD</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>PLASMA</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>PORTABLE ELECTRONICS</name>
        <depth>1</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>MP3 PLAYERS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>FLASH</name>
        <depth>3</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>CD PLAYERS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>2 WAY RADIOS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
</tree>

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By Anonymous, 2015-11-19 12:32:25

#355 The easiest way to run Ansible Go +24

func runAnsible(c *cli.Context) {
    runAnsibleCmd1(c.String("command"), c.StringSlice("var-file"), c.StringSlice("var"))
}
func runAnsibleCmd1(cmd string, varfiles []string, varstrs []string) {
    runAnsibleCmd2(cmd, util.ToVars(varfiles, varstrs))
}
func runAnsibleCmd2(cmd string, vars map[string]interface{}) {
    err := exec.SyscallExecute(cmd, vars)
    log.Error("Error running ansible command.", "err", err.Error())
}

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By PANDUDH, 2019-04-16 18:03:41

#1664 Display some HTML PHP +24

<?php
if(!defined('WPINC')) // MUST have WordPress.
	exit ('Do not access this file directly.');
	
	if(!class_exists('pluginName_options_page_class'))
{
	/**
	 * Menu page blah
	 *
	 * @package blah
	 * @since 140617
	 */
	class pluginName_options_page_class
	{
		public function __construct()
		{
			echo '<div class="wrap menu-page">'."\n";

			echo '<div class="wp-header-end"></div>'."\n";

			echo '<div class="menu-page-toolbox">'."\n";
			pluginName_some_other_class::display();
			echo '</div>'."\n";

			echo '<h2>Options</h2>'."\n";

			echo '<table class="menu-page-table">'."\n";
			echo '<tbody class="menu-page-table-tbody">'."\n";
			echo '<tr class="menu-page-table-tr">'."\n";
			echo '<td class="menu-page-table-l">'."\n";

			echo '<form method="post" name="plugin_options_form" id="plugin--options-form" autocomplete="off">'."\n";
			echo '<input type="hidden" name="plugin_options_save" id="plugin--options-save" value="'.esc_attr(wp_create_nonce('plugin--options-save')).'" />'."\n";

			echo '<div class="menu-page-group" title="Account Details">'."\n";
			
			/* includes things like this gem */
			echo (!is_multisite() || !pluginName_utils_conds::is_multisite_farm() || is_main_site()) ? '<p>[ Really Long message about something ]</p>'."\n" : '';

			/* ... continues until end ... */

			echo '</div>'."\n";
		}
	}
}

new pluginName_options_page_class ();

The entire file is a single class with a constructor. The constructor is ~ 1150 lines of echo statements with a few PHP conditionals thrown in. There are no other methods. The class is instantiated as soon as it is defined. Clever...

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By Anonymous, 2020-11-10 06:08:16

#245 Who needs this stupid refactoring, ya? PHP +24

private static function derivePrice(...)
  {
	$price = self::derivePriceUnchecked($vars);
    
    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    } 

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    } 
    
    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    return $price;
  }

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By Anonymous, 2018-02-06 11:38:18

#2635 Tf concatenation is Verilog +25

case (RSel)
      4'b0000:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b0;  
              end
      4'b0001:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b1; 
              end
      4'b0010:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b0; 
              end
      4'b0011:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b1; 
              end
      4'b0100:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b0;
              end
      4'b0101:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b1;  
              end
      4'b0110:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b0; 
              end
      4'b0111:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b1;  
              end
      4'b1000:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b0;  
              end
      4'b1001:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b1;
              end
      4'b1010:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b0; 
              end
      4'b1011:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b1; 
              end
      4'b1100:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b0; 
              end
      4'b1101:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b1; 
              end
      4'b1110:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b0; 
              end
      4'b1111:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b1;
              end
     
    endcase
    
    case (TSel)
          4'b0000:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b0001:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
          4'b0010:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b0011:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
          4'b0100:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b0101:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
          4'b0110:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b0111:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
          4'b1000:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b1001:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
          4'b1010:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b1011:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
          4'b1100:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b1101:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b1; 
                  end
          4'b1110:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b1111:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
        endcase

Just write assign {R1e, R2e, R3e, R4e} = Rsel assign {T1e, T2e, T3e, T4e} = Tsel

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By dawidogg, 2023-04-01 16:40:34

#122 Timestamp? - that's a name i haven't heard in...my life JavaScript +25

if(date.getFullYear() <= 2017) {
    if(date.getMonth() <= 11) {
        if(date.getDate() <= 26) {
            if(date.getHours() <= 23) {
                if(date.getMinutes() <= 59) {
                    if(date.getSeconds() <= 59) {
                        //Display popup before 2017-11-27
                    }
                }
            }
        }
    }
}

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 14:14:55

#124 How to create immutable fields in c# PHP +25

public override List<Value> Values
{
    get 
    {
        if (_values == null && shouldLoadLazily)
        {
            _values = _lazerLoader.LoadValues<Value>()
        }
        
        return _values;
    }
    set 
    {
        throw new InvalidOperationException("Values are actually readonly- please set in constructor")
    }
}

How to create immutable fields in c#

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By Unknown, 2017-12-12 14:42:38

#1977 for while whatever Obj-C +25

int w = 100;

for (nil; w!=0; nil) {

    w -= 1;

    //so some shit
}

this code was found in chinese contract work

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By JeanetteMueller, 2021-03-08 11:58:39

#196 true or false? LSL +25

int true = 0;
while (true)
{
    //do something
}

true = false

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By noz1995, 2017-12-15 16:08:59