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#68 "chukupax" framework PHP +47

$_POST = $this->db->mres($_POST);
$_SESSION['post'] = $_POST;

$sql = "SELECT id, documento, nombre1, nombre2, apellido1, apellido2 "
        . "FROM usuarios "
        . "WHERE " .
    "REPLACE(" .
        "REPLACE(" .
            "REPLACE(" .
                "REPLACE(telefono,' ','')," .
                "'(','')," .
            "')','')," .
        "'-','') LIKE '%{$searchTel}'";

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By Carlos Correa, 2016-09-16 22:11:38

#2151 generate three random days and regenerate if they're sunday JavaScript +47

if(year%100 === 79 ||
year%100 === 90 ||
year%100 === 1 ||
year%100 === 7 ||
year%100 === 18) {
	if(month === 1) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 79 ||
year2%100 === 90 ||
year2%100 === 1 ||
year2%100 === 7 ||
year2%100 === 18) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 79 ||
year3%100 === 90 ||
year3%100 === 1 ||
year3%100 === 7 ||
year3%100 === 18) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 96) {
	if(month === 1) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 96) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 96) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 85 ||
year%100 === 91 ||
year%100 === 2 ||
year%100 === 13 ||
year%100 === 19) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 85 ||
year2%100 === 91 ||
year2%100 === 2 ||
year2%100 === 13 ||
year2%100 === 19) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 85 ||
year3%100 === 91 ||
year3%100 === 2 ||
year3%100 === 13 ||
year3%100 === 19) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 80 ||
year%100 === 8) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 80 ||
year2%100 === 8) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 80 ||
year3%100 === 8) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 86 ||
year%100 === 97 ||
year%100 === 3 ||
year%100 === 14) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 92) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 86 ||
year2%100 === 97 ||
year2%100 === 3 ||
year2%100 === 14) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 92) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 86 ||
year3%100 === 97 ||
year3%100 === 3 ||
year3%100 === 14) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 92) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 81 ||
year%100 === 87 ||
year%100 === 98 ||
year%100 === 9 ||
year%100 === 17) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 4) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 81 ||
year2%100 === 87 ||
year2%100 === 98 ||
year2%100 === 9 ||
year2%100 === 17) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 4) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 81 ||
year3%100 === 87 ||
year3%100 === 98 ||
year3%100 === 9 ||
year3%100 === 17) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 4) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}

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By Anonymous, 2021-06-22 15:46:00

#129 PHP puking out a Javascript variable PHP +47

$net_price = "var net_price = " . json_encode($net_price) . ";";

This is a Javascript variable being created inside of a PHP string.

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By notmycode, 2017-12-12 16:47:24

#2282 i fucking quit JavaScript +47

const handleBoolean = value => {
        switch (value) {
            case "true":
                return true;
            case true:
                return "true";
            case "false":
                return false;
            case false:
                return "false"
            default:
                return null;
        }
    }

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By Anonymous, 2021-09-29 11:53:22

#412 Why store an index if you can define a complete array of booleans? JavaScript +48

const ITEM_COUNT = 100
let visibleItems = []
for (let i = 0; i < ITEM_COUNT; ++i) {
  visibleItems.push(false)
}

function showItem(index) {
  visibleItems = []
  for (let i = 0; i < ITEM_COUNT; ++i) {
    visibleItems.push(false)
  }
  visibleItems[index] = true
}

It was more or less like this. The guy had a collection of React components and wanted to show only one of them at a time. Instead of storing the index of the component to show at the moment, he decided that a boolean array would work much better. O(n) in runtime and space and null readability just because.

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By Anonymous, 2019-12-07 11:59:58

#178 Minimum between 3 numbers LSL +48

int min(int a,int b,int c) //Function to return the minimum.
{
  if(a < b)
  {
    if(a < c)return a;
    else if(a > c)return c;
    else return a;
  }
  else if(a > b)
  {
    if(b < c)return b;
    else if(b > c)return c;
    else return b;
  }
  else
  {
    if(a < c) return a;
    else if(a > c) return c;
    else return a;
  }
}

This kind of things make me hate my work.

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By Another random student of algorithms., 2017-12-14 00:45:52

#235 The most unclear transformation of arrays... PHP +48

$config = Config::getConfig('common');
$contract_carriers = $config[$market . "_" . $clearing . '_contract_carriers']; // f**ing php array
$interline_carriers = $config[$market . "_" . $clearing . '_interline_carriers']; // another f**ing array
// $marketing_carriers - is also array

$sets = [];
foreach ($marketing_carriers as $mc) {
  $sets[] = array_unique(array_intersect(
    array_merge(
      [$mc],
      array_intersect(
        isset(self::$interlines[$mc]) ? self::$interlines[$mc] : [],
        array_merge(
          $marketing_carriers,
          $interline_carriers
        )
      )
    ),
    $contract_carriers
  ));
}

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By Anonymous, 2018-01-16 10:56:13

#97 No words Java +49

private boolean isToRemove(byte b) {
    byte[] toRemoveB = { -106 };
    for(byte c : toRemoveB) {
        if(b == c) {
            return true;
        }
    }
    return false;
}

it goes without saying...

Comments

By Unknown, 2017-09-26 17:45:20

#192 Maps are clever TypeScript +49

function getJSType(cppType: string) {
    let typeMap = new Map<string, string>([
        ["Bool", "boolean"],
        ["Int32", "number"],
        ["UInt32", "number"],
        ["Int64", "number"],
        ["UInt64", "number"],
        ["Double", "number"],
        ["String", "string"],
        ["Object", "any"]
    ]);

    if (typeMap.get(cppType) === undefined) {
        console.error("Invalid type in getJavascriptType: " + cppType);
        process.exit(1);
    }
    return typeMap.get(cppType);
}

Comments

By Anonymous, 2017-12-15 11:58:04

#240 super efficient length check JavaScript +49

function isAllowSearchLength(text) {
    return text.length > isNaN(parseInt(text, 10)) ? 1 : 0;
}

Comments

By Anonymous, 2018-01-24 12:02:46

#263 brevity is the soul of wit PHP +50

in_array($this->market, ["ru"])

There is an old mysterious legend, which says that those conditions are lightening fast which are using in_array($source, ["target"]) instead of just "==". Is says always that probably you never do code refactoring, and keep all shit alive

Comments

By Anonymous, 2018-03-12 14:47:24

#315 a perfect error handler JavaScript +50

const errorHandler = () => {
  throw new Error();
};

Comments

By Anonymous, 2018-10-08 19:35:38

#86 superturbo if case JavaScript +50

if(
  (!_.isEmpty($(switcher).val()) && value_isnt == ":empty") ||
  ((value_isnt) && !$(switcher).is(value_isnt) && value_isnt != ':empty') ||
  (value_is && $(switcher).is(value_is) && value_is != ':empty') ||
  (value_is == ':empty' && _.isEmpty($(switcher).val())) ||
  (value && _switcherValue == value) ||
  (valueIn && .anyMatchInArray(valueIn.split(','), .flatten([_switcherValue]))) ||
  (valueOut && !.anyMatchInArray(valueOut.split(','), .flatten([_switcherValue])))
)

Comments

By Alex, 2017-06-08 15:58:10

#392 wtf!? CSS +50

@media only screen and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio:2) and (max-width:768px) and (min-width:321px),not all,only screen and (max-width:768px) and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio:2) and (min-width:321px),only screen and (max-width:768px) and (min-resolution:192dpi) and (min-width:321px),only screen and (max-width:768px) and (min-resolution:2dppx) and (min-width:321px){
    /*some code here*/
}

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By Anonymous, 2019-09-12 23:05:36

#147 internationalism Java +50

int number = -1;
                //todo: refactor this horse shit.
                for (String res: results) {
                    if(number == -1){
                        if(res.toLowerCase().contains("ten") || res.contains("10") || res.contains("１０") || res.contains("十") || res.contains("십")){
                            number = 10;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("nine") || res.contains("9") || res.contains("９") || res.contains("九") || res.contains("구")){
                            number = 9;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("eight") || res.contains("8") || res.contains("８") || res.contains("八") || res.contains("팔")){
                            number = 8;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("seven") || res.contains("7") || res.contains("７") || res.contains("七") || res.contains("칠")){
                            number = 7;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("six") || res.contains("6") || res.contains("６") || res.contains("六") || res.contains("육")){
                            number = 6;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("five") || res.contains("5") || res.contains("５") || res.contains("五") || res.contains("오")){
                            number = 5;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("four") || res.contains("4") || res.contains("４") || res.contains("四") || res.contains("사")){
                            number = 4;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("three") || res.contains("3") || res.contains("３") || res.contains("三") || res.contains("삼")){
                            number = 3;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("two") || res.contains("2") || res.contains("２") || res.contains("二") || res.contains("이")){
                            number = 2;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("one") || res.contains("1") || res.contains("１") || res.contains("一") || res.contains("일")){
                            number = 1;
                        }
                    }
                }

refactor this horse shit.

Comments

By mister MVC, plus grumpy commenter, 2017-12-13 07:28:20