int min(int a,int b,int c) //Function to return the minimum.
{
  if(a < b)
  {
    if(a < c)return a;
    else if(a > c)return c;
    else return a;
  }
  else if(a > b)
  {
    if(b < c)return b;
    else if(b > c)return c;
    else return b;
  }
  else
  {
    if(a < c) return a;
    else if(a > c) return c;
    else return a;
  }
}

This kind of things make me hate my work.

By Another random student of algorithms., 2017-12-14 00:45:52
guard let reachability = Reachability(), reachability.isReachable == true else {
    // No network connection available. Do stuff.
    ...
}

While this works, it's not immediately readable and creates confusion. Mis-using Swift's control flow. Did not pass code review.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-22 10:04:01
function isAllowSearchLength(text) {
    return text.length > isNaN(parseInt(text, 10)) ? 1 : 0;
}
By Anonymous, 2018-01-24 12:02:46
private static int alphabetToNumber(String letter) {
    String s = letter.toLowerCase();
    if (s.equals("a")) {
        return 1;
    } else if (s.equals("b")) {
        return 2;
    } else if (s.equals("c")) {
        return 3;
    } else if (s.equals("d")) {
        return 4;
    } else if (s.equals("e")) {
        return 5;
    } else if (s.equals("f")) {
        return 6;
    } else if (s.equals("g")) {
        return 7;
    } else if (s.equals("h")) {
        return 8;
    } else if (s.equals("i")) {
        return 9;
    } else if (s.equals("j")) {
        return 10;
    } else if (s.equals("k")) {
        return 11;
    } else if (s.equals("l")) {
        return 12;
    } else if (s.equals("m")) {
        return 13;
    } else if (s.equals("n")) {
        return 14;
    } else if (s.equals("o")) {
        return 15;
    } else if (s.equals("p")) {
        return 16;
    } else if (s.equals("q")) {
        return 17;
    } else if (s.equals("r")) {
        return 18;
    } else if (s.equals("s")) {
        return 19;
    } else if (s.equals("t")) {
        return 20;
    } else if (s.equals("u")) {
        return 21;
    } else if (s.equals("v")) {
        return 22;
    } else if (s.equals("w")) {
        return 23;
    } else if (s.equals("x")) {
        return 24;
    } else if (s.equals("y")) {
        return 25;
    } else if (s.equals("z")) {
        return 26;
    } else {
        return 0;
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2015-07-22 14:54:18
$_POST = $this->db->mres($_POST);
$_SESSION['post'] = $_POST;

$sql = "SELECT id, documento, nombre1, nombre2, apellido1, apellido2 "
        . "FROM usuarios "
        . "WHERE " .
    "REPLACE(" .
        "REPLACE(" .
            "REPLACE(" .
                "REPLACE(telefono,' ','')," .
                "'(','')," .
            "')','')," .
        "'-','') LIKE '%{$searchTel}'";
By Carlos Correa, 2016-09-16 22:11:38
date('Y-m-d').'T'.date("H:i:s", strtotime("- 1 hour")).'Z'

Back to the future

By loutre, 2018-12-19 15:37:45
this.unwatchBackdrop ? this.unwatchBackdrop() : this.noop();
...
private noop(): void {}
By Anonymous, 2023-01-19 12:36:09
function getJSType(cppType: string) {
    let typeMap = new Map<string, string>([
        ["Bool", "boolean"],
        ["Int32", "number"],
        ["UInt32", "number"],
        ["Int64", "number"],
        ["UInt64", "number"],
        ["Double", "number"],
        ["String", "string"],
        ["Object", "any"]
    ]);

    if (typeMap.get(cppType) === undefined) {
        console.error("Invalid type in getJavascriptType: " + cppType);
        process.exit(1);
    }
    return typeMap.get(cppType);
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-15 11:58:04
//Говорящие названия - такие говорящие!
    function asdfasdf (WebAPI_Entity $screenshot_dictionary)
    {
        $result = array();
        foreach ($screenshot_dictionary->getEntities () as $scr)
        {
            $result [] = $scr->toObject ();
        }
        usort($result, array ($this, 'sortScreenshots'));
        return $this->prepare_screenshots ($result);
    }
    
// вставляем остальные скриншоты
$elements = $this->asdfasdf ($screenshot_dictionary);
By C.H., 2019-10-07 16:47:29
int number = -1;
                //todo: refactor this horse shit.
                for (String res: results) {
                    if(number == -1){
                        if(res.toLowerCase().contains("ten") || res.contains("10") || res.contains("10") || res.contains("十") || res.contains("십")){
                            number = 10;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("nine") || res.contains("9") || res.contains("9") || res.contains("九") || res.contains("구")){
                            number = 9;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("eight") || res.contains("8") || res.contains("8") || res.contains("八") || res.contains("팔")){
                            number = 8;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("seven") || res.contains("7") || res.contains("7") || res.contains("七") || res.contains("칠")){
                            number = 7;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("six") || res.contains("6") || res.contains("6") || res.contains("六") || res.contains("육")){
                            number = 6;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("five") || res.contains("5") || res.contains("5") || res.contains("五") || res.contains("오")){
                            number = 5;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("four") || res.contains("4") || res.contains("4") || res.contains("四") || res.contains("사")){
                            number = 4;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("three") || res.contains("3") || res.contains("3") || res.contains("三") || res.contains("삼")){
                            number = 3;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("two") || res.contains("2") || res.contains("2") || res.contains("二") || res.contains("이")){
                            number = 2;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("one") || res.contains("1") || res.contains("1") || res.contains("一") || res.contains("일")){
                            number = 1;
                        }
                    }
                }

refactor this horse shit.

By mister MVC, plus grumpy commenter, 2017-12-13 07:28:20
value unless value.select! { |v| v != "0" }.nil?

I don't not know no why not no one of my "predecessor" committed this shit.

By Penguin, 2018-08-09 04:37:29
if(
  (!_.isEmpty($(switcher).val()) && value_isnt == ":empty") ||
  ((value_isnt) && !$(switcher).is(value_isnt) && value_isnt != ':empty') ||
  (value_is && $(switcher).is(value_is) && value_is != ':empty') ||
  (value_is == ':empty' && _.isEmpty($(switcher).val())) ||
  (value && _switcherValue == value) ||
  (valueIn && .anyMatchInArray(valueIn.split(','), .flatten([_switcherValue]))) ||
  (valueOut && !.anyMatchInArray(valueOut.split(','), .flatten([_switcherValue])))
)
By Alex, 2017-06-08 15:58:10
if (i === 1 || i === 2 || i === 3 || i === 4 || i === 5 || i === 6 || i === 7 || i === 8 || i === 9 || i === 10){
 return true;
}
By foxy, 2017-12-13 23:25:17
if ( x == true)
{
    // do something
}

Fucking amateurs :| lol

By Manoochehr Mojgani, 2017-12-19 10:03:29
public void Handle(SomethingCreatedEvent e)
{
    if (e.ActCode == "SOME_VALUE")
    {
        return;
    }
    else
    {
        // insert real function body here
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-20 15:40:49