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#1344 PHP +67

$command = 'curl -X GET -H "application/json" -H "X-Api-Key: '.$key.'" https://some-api.com/resource';
exec($command, $output);
$array = json_decode($output[0], true);

Using curl in PHP is boring. Let execute a command for

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By Anonymous, 2020-07-14 20:28:49

#80 Links are for lames PHP +67

<input type="button" value="Go and fill  later" onclick="javascript:window.location='<?php echo $url; ?>info.php'" />

Well, a is obsolete, let's do links as buttons!

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By Anonymous, 2017-02-14 20:36:30

#2151 generate three random days and regenerate if they're sunday JavaScript +67

if(year%100 === 79 ||
year%100 === 90 ||
year%100 === 1 ||
year%100 === 7 ||
year%100 === 18) {
	if(month === 1) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 79 ||
year2%100 === 90 ||
year2%100 === 1 ||
year2%100 === 7 ||
year2%100 === 18) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 79 ||
year3%100 === 90 ||
year3%100 === 1 ||
year3%100 === 7 ||
year3%100 === 18) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 96) {
	if(month === 1) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 96) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 96) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 85 ||
year%100 === 91 ||
year%100 === 2 ||
year%100 === 13 ||
year%100 === 19) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 85 ||
year2%100 === 91 ||
year2%100 === 2 ||
year2%100 === 13 ||
year2%100 === 19) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 85 ||
year3%100 === 91 ||
year3%100 === 2 ||
year3%100 === 13 ||
year3%100 === 19) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 80 ||
year%100 === 8) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 80 ||
year2%100 === 8) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 80 ||
year3%100 === 8) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 86 ||
year%100 === 97 ||
year%100 === 3 ||
year%100 === 14) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 92) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 86 ||
year2%100 === 97 ||
year2%100 === 3 ||
year2%100 === 14) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 92) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 86 ||
year3%100 === 97 ||
year3%100 === 3 ||
year3%100 === 14) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 92) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 81 ||
year%100 === 87 ||
year%100 === 98 ||
year%100 === 9 ||
year%100 === 17) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 4) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 81 ||
year2%100 === 87 ||
year2%100 === 98 ||
year2%100 === 9 ||
year2%100 === 17) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 4) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 81 ||
year3%100 === 87 ||
year3%100 === 98 ||
year3%100 === 9 ||
year3%100 === 17) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 4) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}

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By Anonymous, 2021-06-22 15:46:00

#274 PHP +66

foreach ($k as $kk) {
    foreach ($kk as $kkk) {
    }
}

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By Anonymous, 2018-04-05 14:50:22

#178 Minimum between 3 numbers LSL +66

int min(int a,int b,int c) //Function to return the minimum.
{
  if(a < b)
  {
    if(a < c)return a;
    else if(a > c)return c;
    else return a;
  }
  else if(a > b)
  {
    if(b < c)return b;
    else if(b > c)return c;
    else return b;
  }
  else
  {
    if(a < c) return a;
    else if(a > c) return c;
    else return a;
  }
}

This kind of things make me hate my work.

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By Another random student of algorithms., 2017-12-14 00:45:52

#342 define them colors precisely CSS +65

.black {
    color: #000;
}

.not-black {
    color: #999;
}

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By Anonymous, 2019-03-04 13:45:29

#156 Bulgarian solitaire Python +65

from itertools import combinations as comb
from functools import reduce
  
def all_arrangements(k):
	m=k*(k+1)/2
	m_bits_on=set([tuple(reduce(lambda x,y:x[:y]+[1]+x[y+1:],c,[0]*(2*m+1))) for c in comb(range(2*m+1),m)])
	return set([tuple(sorted(filter(lambda i:i>0,reduce(lambda x,y: x+[y] if y==0 else x[:-1]+[x[-1]+1,],p,[0])))) for p in m_bits_on])

Returns all arrangements in the Bulgarian solitaire game with k piles https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_solitaire

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By Uri Goren, 2017-12-13 11:48:22

#131 I'll see you're 5 lines of code and raise you 15! C# +63

protected void EnableEditButtons(bool Value)
{
    if (Value == false)
    {
        buttonAdd.Disabled = true;
        buttonDelete.Disabled = true;
    }
    else
    {
        buttonAdd.Disabled = false;
        buttonDelete.Disabled = false;
    }
}

// ...

if (IsEditable(ID))
    EnableEditButtons(true);
else
    EnableEditButtons(false);

I found this old code in an app I was updating for a client a number of years back. It was so good I documented it on my own blog.

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By Jon Hartmann, 2017-12-12 17:09:54

#176 is between... JavaScript +63

if (i === 1 || i === 2 || i === 3 || i === 4 || i === 5 || i === 6 || i === 7 || i === 8 || i === 9 || i === 10){
 return true;
}

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By foxy, 2017-12-13 23:25:17

#179 Another horrifying way of getting the minimum of 3 numbers LSL +63

int minimum(int a, int b, int c){
  int mini =a*b*c;
  int iterator=0;
  int test[3];
  test[0]=a;
  test[1]=b;
  test[2]=c;
  for (iterator=0;iterator<3;iterator++){
    if (test[iterator]<mini){
      mini=test[iterator];
    }
  }
  return mini;
}

I hope that your 3 numbers aren't larger than 1290!

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By Another random student of algorithms., 2017-12-14 01:28:18

#206 Bloody condition :| C# +63

if ( x == true)
{
    // do something
}

Fucking amateurs :| lol

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By Manoochehr Mojgani, 2017-12-19 10:03:29

#217 Swift +63

guard let reachability = Reachability(), reachability.isReachable == true else {
    // No network connection available. Do stuff.
    ...
}

While this works, it's not immediately readable and creates confusion. Mis-using Swift's control flow. Did not pass code review.

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-22 10:04:01

#287 Gotta use those enums. C# +62

public enum YesNoEnum
{
	Yes = 0,
	No = 1
}

I also like how they defined the enum values.

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By Anonymous, 2018-05-19 19:33:44

#1614 while loop king Java +62

public class SentCon3 {

	public static void main(String[] args) {
		Scanner scan = new Scanner(System.in);

		double input;
		char choice;
		System.out.println("**** Menu-Driven Temperature Converter*****");
		System.out.println("only lowwer case is vaild");
		System.out.print("Enter the value to beconverted==> ");
		input = scan.nextDouble();
		System.out.println("What is your choice?");
		System.out.println("a)Fahrenheit to Celsius");
		System.out.println("b)Celsius to Fahrenheit");
		System.out.println("c)Kelvin to Celsius");
		System.out.println("d)Celsius to Kelvin");
		System.out.println("e)Kelvin to Fahrenheit");
		System.out.println("f)Fahrenheit to Kelvin.");
		System.out.print("Please enter your choice ==>");
		choice = scan.next().charAt(0);

		while (choice == 'a') {
			System.out.println((input / 5) * 9 + 32);
			break;
		}
		while (choice == 'b') {
			System.out.println((input - 32) * 5 / 9);
			break;
		}
		while (choice == 'c') {
			System.out.println(input - 273.15);

			break;
		}
		while (choice == 'd') {
			System.out.println(input + 273.15);
			break;
		}
		while (choice == 'e') {
			System.out.println((input - 273.5) * 9 / 5 + 32);
			break;
		}
		while (choice == 'f') {
			System.out.println((input + 459.67) * 5 / 9);
			break;
		}

	}

}

use while as if!!!!

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By person, 2020-10-13 03:01:18

#1664 Display some HTML PHP +62

<?php
if(!defined('WPINC')) // MUST have WordPress.
	exit ('Do not access this file directly.');
	
	if(!class_exists('pluginName_options_page_class'))
{
	/**
	 * Menu page blah
	 *
	 * @package blah
	 * @since 140617
	 */
	class pluginName_options_page_class
	{
		public function __construct()
		{
			echo '<div class="wrap menu-page">'."\n";

			echo '<div class="wp-header-end"></div>'."\n";

			echo '<div class="menu-page-toolbox">'."\n";
			pluginName_some_other_class::display();
			echo '</div>'."\n";

			echo '<h2>Options</h2>'."\n";

			echo '<table class="menu-page-table">'."\n";
			echo '<tbody class="menu-page-table-tbody">'."\n";
			echo '<tr class="menu-page-table-tr">'."\n";
			echo '<td class="menu-page-table-l">'."\n";

			echo '<form method="post" name="plugin_options_form" id="plugin--options-form" autocomplete="off">'."\n";
			echo '<input type="hidden" name="plugin_options_save" id="plugin--options-save" value="'.esc_attr(wp_create_nonce('plugin--options-save')).'" />'."\n";

			echo '<div class="menu-page-group" title="Account Details">'."\n";
			
			/* includes things like this gem */
			echo (!is_multisite() || !pluginName_utils_conds::is_multisite_farm() || is_main_site()) ? '<p>[ Really Long message about something ]</p>'."\n" : '';

			/* ... continues until end ... */

			echo '</div>'."\n";
		}
	}
}

new pluginName_options_page_class ();

The entire file is a single class with a constructor. The constructor is ~ 1150 lines of echo statements with a few PHP conditionals thrown in. There are no other methods. The class is instantiated as soon as it is defined. Clever...

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By Anonymous, 2020-11-10 06:08:16