$config = Config::getConfig('common');
$contract_carriers = $config[$market . "_" . $clearing . '_contract_carriers']; // f**ing php array
$interline_carriers = $config[$market . "_" . $clearing . '_interline_carriers']; // another f**ing array
// $marketing_carriers - is also array

$sets = [];
foreach ($marketing_carriers as $mc) {
  $sets[] = array_unique(array_intersect(
    array_merge(
      [$mc],
      array_intersect(
        isset(self::$interlines[$mc]) ? self::$interlines[$mc] : [],
        array_merge(
          $marketing_carriers,
          $interline_carriers
        )
      )
    ),
    $contract_carriers
  ));
}
By Anonymous, 2018-01-16 10:56:13
#1344 PHP +67
$command = 'curl -X GET -H "application/json" -H "X-Api-Key: '.$key.'" https://some-api.com/resource';
exec($command, $output);
$array = json_decode($output[0], true);

Using curl in PHP is boring. Let execute a command for

By Anonymous, 2020-07-14 20:28:49
<input type="button" value="Go and fill  later" onclick="javascript:window.location='<?php echo $url; ?>info.php'" />

Well, a is obsolete, let's do links as buttons!

By Anonymous, 2017-02-14 20:36:30
int min(int a,int b,int c) //Function to return the minimum.
{
  if(a < b)
  {
    if(a < c)return a;
    else if(a > c)return c;
    else return a;
  }
  else if(a > b)
  {
    if(b < c)return b;
    else if(b > c)return c;
    else return b;
  }
  else
  {
    if(a < c) return a;
    else if(a > c) return c;
    else return a;
  }
}

This kind of things make me hate my work.

By Another random student of algorithms., 2017-12-14 00:45:52
#274 PHP +66
foreach ($k as $kk) {
    foreach ($kk as $kkk) {
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2018-04-05 14:50:22
.black {
    color: #000;
}

.not-black {
    color: #999;
}
By Anonymous, 2019-03-04 13:45:29
from itertools import combinations as comb
from functools import reduce
  
def all_arrangements(k):
	m=k*(k+1)/2
	m_bits_on=set([tuple(reduce(lambda x,y:x[:y]+[1]+x[y+1:],c,[0]*(2*m+1))) for c in comb(range(2*m+1),m)])
	return set([tuple(sorted(filter(lambda i:i>0,reduce(lambda x,y: x+[y] if y==0 else x[:-1]+[x[-1]+1,],p,[0])))) for p in m_bits_on])

Returns all arrangements in the Bulgarian solitaire game with k piles https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_solitaire

By Uri Goren, 2017-12-13 11:48:22
public enum YesNoEnum
{
	Yes = 0,
	No = 1
}

I also like how they defined the enum values.

By Anonymous, 2018-05-19 19:33:44
protected void EnableEditButtons(bool Value)
{
    if (Value == false)
    {
        buttonAdd.Disabled = true;
        buttonDelete.Disabled = true;
    }
    else
    {
        buttonAdd.Disabled = false;
        buttonDelete.Disabled = false;
    }
}

// ...

if (IsEditable(ID))
    EnableEditButtons(true);
else
    EnableEditButtons(false);

I found this old code in an app I was updating for a client a number of years back. It was so good I documented it on my own blog.

By Jon Hartmann, 2017-12-12 17:09:54
int minimum(int a, int b, int c){
  int mini =a*b*c;
  int iterator=0;
  int test[3];
  test[0]=a;
  test[1]=b;
  test[2]=c;
  for (iterator=0;iterator<3;iterator++){
    if (test[iterator]<mini){
      mini=test[iterator];
    }
  }
  return mini;
}

I hope that your 3 numbers aren't larger than 1290!

By Another random student of algorithms., 2017-12-14 01:28:18
<?php
if(!defined('WPINC')) // MUST have WordPress.
	exit ('Do not access this file directly.');
	
	if(!class_exists('pluginName_options_page_class'))
{
	/**
	 * Menu page blah
	 *
	 * @package blah
	 * @since 140617
	 */
	class pluginName_options_page_class
	{
		public function __construct()
		{
			echo '<div class="wrap menu-page">'."\n";

			echo '<div class="wp-header-end"></div>'."\n";

			echo '<div class="menu-page-toolbox">'."\n";
			pluginName_some_other_class::display();
			echo '</div>'."\n";

			echo '<h2>Options</h2>'."\n";

			echo '<table class="menu-page-table">'."\n";
			echo '<tbody class="menu-page-table-tbody">'."\n";
			echo '<tr class="menu-page-table-tr">'."\n";
			echo '<td class="menu-page-table-l">'."\n";

			echo '<form method="post" name="plugin_options_form" id="plugin--options-form" autocomplete="off">'."\n";
			echo '<input type="hidden" name="plugin_options_save" id="plugin--options-save" value="'.esc_attr(wp_create_nonce('plugin--options-save')).'" />'."\n";

			echo '<div class="menu-page-group" title="Account Details">'."\n";
			
			/* includes things like this gem */
			echo (!is_multisite() || !pluginName_utils_conds::is_multisite_farm() || is_main_site()) ? '<p>[ Really Long message about something ]</p>'."\n" : '';

			/* ... continues until end ... */

			echo '</div>'."\n";
		}
	}
}

new pluginName_options_page_class ();

The entire file is a single class with a constructor. The constructor is ~ 1150 lines of echo statements with a few PHP conditionals thrown in. There are no other methods. The class is instantiated as soon as it is defined. Clever...

By Anonymous, 2020-11-10 06:08:16
int number = -1;
                //todo: refactor this horse shit.
                for (String res: results) {
                    if(number == -1){
                        if(res.toLowerCase().contains("ten") || res.contains("10") || res.contains("10") || res.contains("十") || res.contains("십")){
                            number = 10;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("nine") || res.contains("9") || res.contains("9") || res.contains("九") || res.contains("구")){
                            number = 9;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("eight") || res.contains("8") || res.contains("8") || res.contains("八") || res.contains("팔")){
                            number = 8;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("seven") || res.contains("7") || res.contains("7") || res.contains("七") || res.contains("칠")){
                            number = 7;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("six") || res.contains("6") || res.contains("6") || res.contains("六") || res.contains("육")){
                            number = 6;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("five") || res.contains("5") || res.contains("5") || res.contains("五") || res.contains("오")){
                            number = 5;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("four") || res.contains("4") || res.contains("4") || res.contains("四") || res.contains("사")){
                            number = 4;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("three") || res.contains("3") || res.contains("3") || res.contains("三") || res.contains("삼")){
                            number = 3;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("two") || res.contains("2") || res.contains("2") || res.contains("二") || res.contains("이")){
                            number = 2;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("one") || res.contains("1") || res.contains("1") || res.contains("一") || res.contains("일")){
                            number = 1;
                        }
                    }
                }

refactor this horse shit.

By mister MVC, plus grumpy commenter, 2017-12-13 07:28:20
if (i === 1 || i === 2 || i === 3 || i === 4 || i === 5 || i === 6 || i === 7 || i === 8 || i === 9 || i === 10){
 return true;
}
By foxy, 2017-12-13 23:25:17
let foo = {} // object no. 1
let bar = {} // object no. 2

foo > bar // return false
foo < bar // return false, so maybe foo equals bar?
foo == bar // oh well, return false
// but
foo >= bar // return true, 'cause !(foo < bar) == true

return value is expected, but JS is funny

By Anonymous, 2021-03-12 21:08:32
if ( x == true)
{
    // do something
}

Fucking amateurs :| lol

By Manoochehr Mojgani, 2017-12-19 10:03:29