<input type="button" value="Go and fill  later" onclick="javascript:window.location='<?php echo $url; ?>info.php'" />

Well, a is obsolete, let's do links as buttons!

By Anonymous, 2017-02-14 20:36:30
<?
function null($null) {
    return null;   
}
By SH2, 2018-02-20 11:31:33
#274 PHP +50
foreach ($k as $kk) {
    foreach ($kk as $kkk) {
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2018-04-05 14:50:22
        $gallery = \common\models\UtVideogallery::find()->select(['ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID',
                'ut_videogallery.Name_rus','ut_videogallery.TournamentID','ut_videogallery.MatchID', 'Slug',
                'ut_videogallery.Date','COUNT(ut_video_to_gallery.VideoToGalleryID) count','ut_matches_videos.Data',
                'm1.Data DataP'])
                ->leftJoin('ut_video_to_gallery','ut_video_to_gallery.VideogalleryID=ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID')
                ->leftJoin('ut_matches_videos','ut_matches_videos.VideoID=ut_video_to_gallery.VideoID')
                ->leftJoin('ut_matches_videos m1','m1.VideoID=ut_videogallery.PreviewID')
                ->where(['ut_videogallery.Active'=>1])
                //->andWhere(['TournamentID'=>$list['selected']])
                ->groupBy('ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID')
                ->orderBy('ut_videogallery.Date DESC')
                ->limit(self::$countPerPage)
                ->asArray()->all();
        foreach ($gallery as $key => $value) {
            if($value['count']==0) unset($gallery[$key]);
        }
        foreach($gallery as $k=>$v){
            if(isset($v['Data']))
                $v['Data'] = str_replace('http:','https:',$v['Data']);
            if(isset($v['DataP']))
                $v['DataP'] = str_replace('http:','https:',$v['DataP']);
            $gallery[$k]=$v;
        }
        $galleryCount = \common\models\UtVideogallery::find()->select(['ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID',
                'ut_videogallery.Name_rus','ut_videogallery.TournamentID','ut_videogallery.MatchID',
                'ut_videogallery.Date','COUNT(ut_video_to_gallery.VideoToGalleryID) count','ut_matches_videos.Data'])
                ->leftJoin('ut_video_to_gallery','ut_video_to_gallery.VideogalleryID=ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID')
                ->leftJoin('ut_matches_videos','ut_matches_videos.VideoID=ut_video_to_gallery.VideoID')
                ->leftJoin('ut_matches_videos m1','m1.VideoID=ut_videogallery.PreviewID')
                ->where(['ut_videogallery.Active'=>1])
                //->andWhere(['TournamentID'=>$list['selected']])
                ->groupBy('ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID')   
                ->orderBy('ut_videogallery.Date DESC')
                ->asArray()->all();
        foreach ($galleryCount as $key => $value) {
            if($value['count']==0) unset($galleryCount[$key]);
        }
        $pagination = new \yii\data\Pagination(
        [
            'totalCount' => count($galleryCount),
            'pageSize' => self::$countPerPage,

        ]);

Picasso of PHP

By chernomorets, 2017-03-03 11:26:18
// TODO(as): MAKE XML DOXYGEN THING SO IDE WITH COLORS CAN READ THIS
package main

import (
	"os"
	"sync"

	_ "github.com/mailru/easyjson"
	_ "github.com/satori/go.uuid"
	_ "github.com/valyala/fasthttp"
)

func main() {
	sync.Once(func(){}())

	myMutexLockVariable := struct {
		IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks *sync.RWMutex // FOR SCALEABILITY
	}{
		func() *sync.RWMutex {
			return new(sync.RWMutex) // FACTORY PATTERN FACTORY PATTERN!
		}(),
	}
	
	lockthelock := func(){
		myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Lock()
	}
	unlockthelock := func(){
		myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Lock()
	}
	// TODO(as): THERE THEM FUNCTIORNS NO WORKY ABSTRACTION FOR SOME REASON
	// SO WE JUST CALL myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks FUNCTIONS
	// DIRECTLY THERE IS A BUG INSIDE OF THE GO PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
	//
	// GO ISSUE NUMBER: 181393
	// Description: GO NO WORKY, I PUT FUNCTORS TO ACCESS MY LOCK AND IT DEAD LOCK
	// cc: bradfitz, ian lance taylor, rob pike, ken, even brian k
	lockthelock = lockthelock
	unlockthelock = unlockthelock
	    // I DONT WANNA DELETE FUNCY BECAUSE I WORK TOO HARD ON THEM WE KEEP IT FOR USE LATER WHEN GO FIXES BUG

	var err error
	if myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks == nil {
		panic("whoops, you forgot to put the pointer of the mutex!!!!!")
		os.Exit(0xbadc0de) // FOR SAFTEY
	}
	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.RLock()
	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Unlock() // just grease the wheels a bit
	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Lock()
	go func() {
		println("goroutine!")
		myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Unlock()
	}()

	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Lock() // WAIT FOR BABY TO FINISH
	if &err != nil {
		myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Unlock() // DO IT HERE FASTER THAN DEFUR
		main()
		os.Exit(0) // YAY
	}
	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Unlock() // DO IT HERE FASTER THAN DEFUR
}

THIS CODE IS COVERED BY THE GNU AFFERO PUBIC LICENSE, DO NOT SHARE THIS CODE WITHOUT PUBLISHING ALL OF YOUR CHANGES. FREE SOFTWARE FREEEEEDOM!!!

TO SEE THE TEXINFO MANUAL IN EMACS, TYPE CONTROL X CLOVER CLOVER DOT 9

By github.com/as, 2019-10-18 19:26:43
private static int alphabetToNumber(String letter) {
    String s = letter.toLowerCase();
    if (s.equals("a")) {
        return 1;
    } else if (s.equals("b")) {
        return 2;
    } else if (s.equals("c")) {
        return 3;
    } else if (s.equals("d")) {
        return 4;
    } else if (s.equals("e")) {
        return 5;
    } else if (s.equals("f")) {
        return 6;
    } else if (s.equals("g")) {
        return 7;
    } else if (s.equals("h")) {
        return 8;
    } else if (s.equals("i")) {
        return 9;
    } else if (s.equals("j")) {
        return 10;
    } else if (s.equals("k")) {
        return 11;
    } else if (s.equals("l")) {
        return 12;
    } else if (s.equals("m")) {
        return 13;
    } else if (s.equals("n")) {
        return 14;
    } else if (s.equals("o")) {
        return 15;
    } else if (s.equals("p")) {
        return 16;
    } else if (s.equals("q")) {
        return 17;
    } else if (s.equals("r")) {
        return 18;
    } else if (s.equals("s")) {
        return 19;
    } else if (s.equals("t")) {
        return 20;
    } else if (s.equals("u")) {
        return 21;
    } else if (s.equals("v")) {
        return 22;
    } else if (s.equals("w")) {
        return 23;
    } else if (s.equals("x")) {
        return 24;
    } else if (s.equals("y")) {
        return 25;
    } else if (s.equals("z")) {
        return 26;
    } else {
        return 0;
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2015-07-22 14:54:18
CREATE FUNCTION [dbo].[get_number_of_workers] 
(
     @number_of_workers varchar(10)
 
)
RETURNS int
AS
BEGIN
 
 
set @number_of_workers = replace(replace(replace(replace(LTRIM(RTRIM(@number_of_workers)), char(9), ''), char(10), ''), char(13),''), char(13)+char(10), '')
 
DECLARE @temp varchar(10)
 
SELECT
    @temp = number_of_workers 
FROM
    (SELECT LTRIM(RTRIM(@number_of_workers)) as number_of_workers) as temp
WHERE
       number_of_workers like  '[0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
     
     
RETURN CONVERT(INT, @temp)
 
END
By Anonymous, 2015-07-22 14:59:09
value unless value.select! { |v| v != "0" }.nil?

I don't not know no why not no one of my "predecessor" committed this shit.

By Penguin, 2018-08-09 04:37:29
const errorHandler = () => {
  throw new Error();
};
By Anonymous, 2018-10-08 19:35:38
//Говорящие названия - такие говорящие!
    function asdfasdf (WebAPI_Entity $screenshot_dictionary)
    {
        $result = array();
        foreach ($screenshot_dictionary->getEntities () as $scr)
        {
            $result [] = $scr->toObject ();
        }
        usort($result, array ($this, 'sortScreenshots'));
        return $this->prepare_screenshots ($result);
    }
    
// вставляем остальные скриншоты
$elements = $this->asdfasdf ($screenshot_dictionary);
By C.H., 2019-10-07 16:47:29
for(var j=0;j<10;j++){
    cell=document.createElement('td');
    switch(j)
    {
        case 0: 
            var date1 = events[i]['start'];
            var date2 = events[i]['end'];
            cell.appendChild(document.createTextNode(date1.getFullYear()+'/'+date1.getMonth()+'/'+date1.getDate()+' '+date1.getHours()+':'+date1.getMinutes()+' To '+date2.getFullYear()+'/'+date2.getMonth()+'/'+date2.getDate()+' '+date2.getHours()+':'+date2.getMinutes())); 
            break;
        case 1: cell.appendChild(document.createTextNode(events[i]['title'])); break;
        case 2: cell.appendChild(document.createTextNode(events[i]['description'])); break;
    }
    row.appendChild(cell);
}

The for loop that counts to 10, but the last seven elements are completely useless.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 07:16:36
public void Handle(SomethingCreatedEvent e)
{
    if (e.ActCode == "SOME_VALUE")
    {
        return;
    }
    else
    {
        // insert real function body here
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-20 15:40:49
int number = -1;
                //todo: refactor this horse shit.
                for (String res: results) {
                    if(number == -1){
                        if(res.toLowerCase().contains("ten") || res.contains("10") || res.contains("10") || res.contains("十") || res.contains("십")){
                            number = 10;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("nine") || res.contains("9") || res.contains("9") || res.contains("九") || res.contains("구")){
                            number = 9;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("eight") || res.contains("8") || res.contains("8") || res.contains("八") || res.contains("팔")){
                            number = 8;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("seven") || res.contains("7") || res.contains("7") || res.contains("七") || res.contains("칠")){
                            number = 7;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("six") || res.contains("6") || res.contains("6") || res.contains("六") || res.contains("육")){
                            number = 6;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("five") || res.contains("5") || res.contains("5") || res.contains("五") || res.contains("오")){
                            number = 5;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("four") || res.contains("4") || res.contains("4") || res.contains("四") || res.contains("사")){
                            number = 4;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("three") || res.contains("3") || res.contains("3") || res.contains("三") || res.contains("삼")){
                            number = 3;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("two") || res.contains("2") || res.contains("2") || res.contains("二") || res.contains("이")){
                            number = 2;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("one") || res.contains("1") || res.contains("1") || res.contains("一") || res.contains("일")){
                            number = 1;
                        }
                    }
                }

refactor this horse shit.

By mister MVC, plus grumpy commenter, 2017-12-13 07:28:20
let foo = {} // object no. 1
let bar = {} // object no. 2

foo > bar // return false
foo < bar // return false, so maybe foo equals bar?
foo == bar // oh well, return false
// but
foo >= bar // return true, 'cause !(foo < bar) == true

return value is expected, but JS is funny

By Anonymous, 2021-03-12 21:08:32
if ( x == true)
{
    // do something
}

Fucking amateurs :| lol

By Manoochehr Mojgani, 2017-12-19 10:03:29