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#80 Links are for lames PHP +60

<input type="button" value="Go and fill  later" onclick="javascript:window.location='<?php echo $url; ?>info.php'" />

Well, a is obsolete, let's do links as buttons!

Comments

By Anonymous, 2017-02-14 20:36:30

#125 The most valid account Swift +60

        var validAccountData = account.email != nil
        validAccountData = account.firstName != nil
        validAccountData = account.lastName != nil
        
        if validAccountData {
            return account
        }
        
        return nil

Proper validation

Comments

By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 15:17:35

#235 The most unclear transformation of arrays... PHP +60

$config = Config::getConfig('common');
$contract_carriers = $config[$market . "_" . $clearing . '_contract_carriers']; // f**ing php array
$interline_carriers = $config[$market . "_" . $clearing . '_interline_carriers']; // another f**ing array
// $marketing_carriers - is also array

$sets = [];
foreach ($marketing_carriers as $mc) {
  $sets[] = array_unique(array_intersect(
    array_merge(
      [$mc],
      array_intersect(
        isset(self::$interlines[$mc]) ? self::$interlines[$mc] : [],
        array_merge(
          $marketing_carriers,
          $interline_carriers
        )
      )
    ),
    $contract_carriers
  ));
}

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By Anonymous, 2018-01-16 10:56:13

#60 Because, who needs placeholder? JavaScript +59

var query = $("#search-query");
query.click(function() {
  if (query.val() == 'szukaj...') {
     query.val('');
  }
});

Comments

By Kadet, 2016-02-14 14:54:32

#2151 generate three random days and regenerate if they're sunday JavaScript +59

if(year%100 === 79 ||
year%100 === 90 ||
year%100 === 1 ||
year%100 === 7 ||
year%100 === 18) {
	if(month === 1) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 79 ||
year2%100 === 90 ||
year2%100 === 1 ||
year2%100 === 7 ||
year2%100 === 18) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 79 ||
year3%100 === 90 ||
year3%100 === 1 ||
year3%100 === 7 ||
year3%100 === 18) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 96) {
	if(month === 1) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 96) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 96) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 85 ||
year%100 === 91 ||
year%100 === 2 ||
year%100 === 13 ||
year%100 === 19) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 85 ||
year2%100 === 91 ||
year2%100 === 2 ||
year2%100 === 13 ||
year2%100 === 19) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 85 ||
year3%100 === 91 ||
year3%100 === 2 ||
year3%100 === 13 ||
year3%100 === 19) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 80 ||
year%100 === 8) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 80 ||
year2%100 === 8) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 80 ||
year3%100 === 8) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 86 ||
year%100 === 97 ||
year%100 === 3 ||
year%100 === 14) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 92) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 86 ||
year2%100 === 97 ||
year2%100 === 3 ||
year2%100 === 14) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 92) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 86 ||
year3%100 === 97 ||
year3%100 === 3 ||
year3%100 === 14) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 92) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 81 ||
year%100 === 87 ||
year%100 === 98 ||
year%100 === 9 ||
year%100 === 17) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 4) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 81 ||
year2%100 === 87 ||
year2%100 === 98 ||
year2%100 === 9 ||
year2%100 === 17) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 4) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 81 ||
year3%100 === 87 ||
year3%100 === 98 ||
year3%100 === 9 ||
year3%100 === 17) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 4) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}

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By Anonymous, 2021-06-22 15:46:00

#443 Hand-made validations Python +59

def sho_est(request):
    if not request.user.is_superuser and not request.user.is_staff and not request.user.is_university:
        raise Http404
    data = ''
    if request.content_type == 'application/x-www-form-urlencoded' and request.method == 'POST':
        user_detail = request.POST.get('user_detail', None)
        if user_detail:
            if request.user.is_superuser or request.user.is_staff:
                credito = Credit.objects.get(pk=user_detail)
                fecha_apronacion = 'Pendiente'
                estado_firma = 'Pendiente'
                estado_cuota = 'Pendiente'
                if credito.created_at:
                    fecha_apronacion = credito.created_at.strftime('%Y-%m-%d')
                if credito.is_iou_signed:
                    estado_firma = 'Firmado'
                if credito.is_retainer_paid:
                    estado_cuota = 'Paga'
                reg_amr_due = """
                <tr style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px;">
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{period}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{due_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{due_loan_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">
                    {due_tech_amount_due_surety_amount_due}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{due_interest_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">
                    {due_fines_arrears_amount_due_interest_arrears_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: left;">{days_in_arrears}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: left;">{fullfilment_date}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: left;">{status}</td>
                  </tr>
                  """
                str_amr_due = ""
                dic_ver = {}

Fuck Yeah

Comments

By rootweiller, 2020-01-15 04:09:48

#209 Loop? C++ +59

//count to 10
#include <iostream>
#include <string>

int main()
{
  int i = 0;
  
  beginning:
  if (i < 10) {
      std::cout << ++i << std::endl;
      goto beginning;
  }
  else goto end;

  end:
  return 0;
}

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By Yoges, 2017-12-19 14:43:26

#50 XAML + Logic = Cancer HTML +58

<Window WindowStyle="None" MouseLeftButtonDown="WindowMouseLeftButtonDown"/>
    <x:Code>
        <![CDATA[            
            private void WindowMouseLeftButtonDown(object sender, MouseButtonEventArgs e)
            {
                DragMove();
            }
        ]]>
    </x:Code>
</Window>

http://stackoverflow.com/a/19136910 The code highlighter should be for XAML/XML, but there's no such highlighting option, so I used HTML.

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By OverCR, 2015-08-22 16:55:07

#315 a perfect error handler JavaScript +58

const errorHandler = () => {
  throw new Error();
};

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By Anonymous, 2018-10-08 19:35:38

#77 When you want to be sure that statement is true TypeScript +58

checkParameter(elem: boolean): any {
	if(elem) return true;
	return null;
}

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By godwhy, 2017-01-26 15:15:03

#130 Let's split this conditions... Meh. C# +58

public static bool HasValues<T>(this ICollection<T> collection)
{
    if (collection == null)
    {
        return false;
    }
    if (collection.Count == 0)
    {
        return false;
    }
    return true;
}

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By oskarnrk, 2017-12-12 16:49:43

#2208 Is bug that never manifests itself still a bug? It sounds like one of those philosophical questions. C# +58

if(products.Length < 0) {
    foreach (var p in products)
    {
        //...
    }
}

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By Anonymous, 2021-07-24 20:56:07

#179 Another horrifying way of getting the minimum of 3 numbers LSL +58

int minimum(int a, int b, int c){
  int mini =a*b*c;
  int iterator=0;
  int test[3];
  test[0]=a;
  test[1]=b;
  test[2]=c;
  for (iterator=0;iterator<3;iterator++){
    if (test[iterator]<mini){
      mini=test[iterator];
    }
  }
  return mini;
}

I hope that your 3 numbers aren't larger than 1290!

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By Another random student of algorithms., 2017-12-14 01:28:18

#206 Bloody condition :| C# +58

if ( x == true)
{
    // do something
}

Fucking amateurs :| lol

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By Manoochehr Mojgani, 2017-12-19 10:03:29

#2627 給python使用者 JavaScript +57

let True = true
let False = false

使用Python的 True 和 False 在javascript

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By AD, 2023-01-31 10:16:17