private static function derivePrice(...)
  {
	$price = self::derivePriceUnchecked($vars);
    
    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    } 

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    } 
    
    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    return $price;
  }
By Anonymous, 2018-02-06 11:38:18
function uploadimg(file) {
    var ext = file.value.split('.').pop().toLowerCase();
    var size = document.getElementById("uploadpic").files.item(0).size;

    if (size > 3145728) {
        $.messager.alert({
            title: "Error",
            msg: " image to large",
            icon: "error"
        });
        return true;
    }

    return false;
}

var reader = new FileReader();
$("#uploadpic").change(function() {
    var pdfcheck = this;
    var ext = pdfcheck.value.split('.').pop().toLowerCase();
    if (!($.inArray(ext, ['pdf']) == -1)) {
        console.log('upload pdf start');
        if (uploadPdf(pdfcheck)) {
            $("#preview_img").attr("src", "");
            $("#preview_img2").attr("src", "");
            $("#uploadpic").prop("file", "");
            $("#uploadpic").val("");
        }
    } else {
        if (uploadimg(pdfcheck)) {//dude, I think the image you upload to check is your dick, only small enough you would rather keep going producing shitcode.
            return false;
        }
        var upload_file = $("#uploadpic")[0].files[0];
        if (upload_file != null) {
            var chimgarr = ["image/png", "image/PNG", "image/jpg", "image/JPG", "image/jpeg", "image/JPEG", "image/gif", "image/GIF", "image/bmp", "image/BMP"];
            if (chimgarr.indexOf(upload_file.type) != "-1") {
                reader.readAsDataURL(upload_file);
                reader.onload = function(e) {
                    $("#preview_img").attr("src", e.target.result);
                    $("#preview_img2").attr("src", e.target.result);
                    $("#pdf-contents").hide();
                    $("#pdf_name").val("");
                    $("#btn_pdf_view").hide();
                    $("#pic_name").val("");
                }
            } else {
                $.messager.alert("Image format does not match");
                $("#preview_img").attr("src", "");
                $("#preview_img2").attr("src", "");
                $("#uploadpic").prop("file", "");
                $("#uploadpic").val("");
            }
        } else {
            $("#preview_img").attr("src", "");
            $("#preview_img2").attr("src", "");
        }
    }
});

The moment an important image ready to be uploaded It's really important that should be checked again and again.

By shitcode master's friend, 2018-04-20 11:03:15
var query = $("#search-query");
query.click(function() {
  if (query.val() == 'szukaj...') {
     query.val('');
  }
});
By Kadet, 2016-02-14 14:54:32
if (currentDay.day() !== MONDAY) {
    do {
        currentDay = this.$moment(currentDay).subtract(1, 'days');
        days.unshift(currentDay);
    } while (currentDay.day() !== MONDAY);
}
By Anonymous, 2017-10-14 18:44:20


+[[>+]>[+>]+] 
By tbz, 2017-12-13 11:13:00
// STEP 5: IF WE ARE TERRAN, THIS MATTERS, SO: LOL
void BuildingManager::checkForDeadTerranBuilders() {}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-14 12:39:17
int length = 0;
for(int idx = 0; idx < a.length; i++) {
     length++;
}
System.out.println("length is : " + length);
By Slacki, 2015-07-22 14:25:02
Native XML structure:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<tree>
    <node name="root">
        <node name="TELEVISIONS">
            <node name="TUBE"/>
            <node name="LCD"/>
            <node name="PLASMA"/>
        </node>
        <node name="PORTABLE ELECTRONICS">
            <node name="MP3 PLAYERS">
                <node name="FLASH"/>
            </node>
            <node name="CD PLAYERS"/>
            <node name="2 WAY RADIOS"/>
        </node>
    </node>
</tree>

Flattened XML structure (example 1):

<tree>
  <node key="0">root</node>
  <node key="1" parent="0">TELEVISIONS</node>
  <node key="2" parent="1">TUBE</node>
  <node key="3" parent="1">LCD</node>
  <node key="4" parent="1">PLASMA</node>
  <node key="5" parent="0">PORTABLE ELECTRONICS</node>
  <node key="6" parent="5">MP3 PLAYERS</node>
  <node key="7" parent="6">FLASH</node>
  <node key="8" parent="5">CD PLAYERS</node>
  <node key="9" parent="5">2 WAY RADIOS</node>
</tree>

Flattened XML structure (example 2):

<tree>
    <node>
        <name>root</name>
        <depth>0</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>TELEVISIONS</name>
        <depth>1</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>TUBE</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>LCD</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>PLASMA</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>PORTABLE ELECTRONICS</name>
        <depth>1</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>MP3 PLAYERS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>FLASH</name>
        <depth>3</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>CD PLAYERS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>2 WAY RADIOS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
</tree>
By Anonymous, 2015-11-19 12:32:25
<?php

function add_points ($resources, $userid) {
	return false;
}

function remove_points ($resources, $userid) {
	return false;
}

function get_userdata () {
	return '';
}
By Sobak, 2015-07-21 07:00:36
private boolean isToRemove(byte b) {
    byte[] toRemoveB = { -106 };
    for(byte c : toRemoveB) {
        if(b == c) {
            return true;
        }
    }
    return false;
}

it goes without saying...

By Unknown, 2017-09-26 17:45:20
protected void EnableEditButtons(bool Value)
{
    if (Value == false)
    {
        buttonAdd.Disabled = true;
        buttonDelete.Disabled = true;
    }
    else
    {
        buttonAdd.Disabled = false;
        buttonDelete.Disabled = false;
    }
}

// ...

if (IsEditable(ID))
    EnableEditButtons(true);
else
    EnableEditButtons(false);

I found this old code in an app I was updating for a client a number of years back. It was so good I documented it on my own blog.

By Jon Hartmann, 2017-12-12 17:09:54
A,B=map(str,input().split())        # let's begin by casting strings to strings!

while(int(A)!=0 and int(B)!=0):

    tamanhoa=0
    tamanhob=0

    for i in range(len(A)):
        tamanhoa+=1                 # wonderful way to determine the length of
                                    # a string!
    for i in range(len(B)):
        tamanhob+=1

    vA = [0]*tamanhoa
    vB = [0]*tamanhob

    if tamanhoa>tamanhob:
        vA = [0]*tamanhoa           # Just to make sure it really gets set!!!
        vB = [0]*tamanhoa

        for i in range(tamanhoa-1,-1,-1):
            vA[i]=int(A[i])         # he even saved an operation by casting
                                    # the char to int at the same time!
        for i in range(tamanhob):
            vB[i+1]=int(B[i])
    elif tamanhoa<tamanhob:
        vA = [0]*tamanhob           # Just to make sure it really gets set!!!
        vB = [0]*tamanhob

        for i in range(tamanhoa):
            vA[i+1]=int(A[i])

        for i in range(tamanhob-1,-1,-1):
            vB[i]=int(B[i])

        tamanhoa=tamanhob

    else:
        for i in range(tamanhoa):
            vA[i]=int(A[i])

        for i in range(tamanhob):
            vB[i]=int(B[i])

    print(vA)
    print(vB)
    
    carry = 0

    for i in range(tamanhoa-1,-1,-1):
        soma = vA[i] + vB[i]
        if soma > 9:
            carry += 1
            if vA[i-1]!= 9:
                vA[i-1] += 1
            else:
                vB[i-1] +=1


    if carry == 0:
        print('No carry operation.')
    elif carry == 1:
        print(carry, 'carry operation.')
    else:
        print(carry, 'carry operations.')

    A,B=map(str,input().split())    # why bother casting strings to int? yay

    if int(A)==0 and int(B)==0:
        break

This wonder was found within answers to a university programming test. Code as-is, comments added by me.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-14 00:09:27
$config = Config::getConfig('common');
$contract_carriers = $config[$market . "_" . $clearing . '_contract_carriers']; // f**ing php array
$interline_carriers = $config[$market . "_" . $clearing . '_interline_carriers']; // another f**ing array
// $marketing_carriers - is also array

$sets = [];
foreach ($marketing_carriers as $mc) {
  $sets[] = array_unique(array_intersect(
    array_merge(
      [$mc],
      array_intersect(
        isset(self::$interlines[$mc]) ? self::$interlines[$mc] : [],
        array_merge(
          $marketing_carriers,
          $interline_carriers
        )
      )
    ),
    $contract_carriers
  ));
}
By Anonymous, 2018-01-16 10:56:13
def open(self, *filename):
	if len(filename) > 1:
		print(("Usage:\nopen() - opens with the initialized "
			"filename\nopen(filename) - opens with given filename"))
		return 1
	if len(filename) == 1:
		self.filename = filename[0]
	if self.filename is None:
		print("No filename given")
		return 1
	self.struct_p = open_struct(self.last_error, self.error_size, \
		self.filename)
	if self.struct_p is None:
		print("Cannot open file: " + self.filename)
		return 1
	self.load_data()
	return 0
By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 03:26:17
if (type == cSTR_Integer) { 	
    type = cSTR_Integer; 
} else if (ctype == cSTR_String) {
    type = cSTR_String; 
}
By my boss, 2017-12-12 12:58:40