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#415 found this on a prod site JavaScript +101

function returnTrue() {
    return true;
}

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By Anonymous, 2019-12-19 19:41:56

#139 HTML +100

<img src="../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../assets/logo.png" />

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 20:59:00

#29 PHP +98

<?php 
foreach (array_keys($values['services']) as $serviceId) {
    $service = $this->_em->find('\cut\Entity\Service', $serviceId);

    //\Doctrine\Common\Util\Debug::print_r($service); exit();
    //$reservation->addService($this->_em->find('\cut\Entity\Service', $serviceId));
    $this->view->serviceDeposits[$serviceId] = $service->getDeposit();
}
# checkign if clinic want's bill
$notifications = array();
$reservationServices = array();
foreach (array_keys($values['services']) as $serviceId) {
    $reservationServices[$serviceId] = new \cut\Entity\ReservationService();
    $service                         = $this->_em->find('\cut\Entity\Service', $serviceId);
    //\Doctrine\Common\Util\Debug::print_r($service); exit();
    $reservationServices[$serviceId]->setService($service);
    $reservationServices[$serviceId]->setReservation($reservation);
    $reservationServices[$serviceId]->setPatient($this->_helper->LoggedUser());

    switch ($service->getDeposit()) {
        case 'yes':
            $reservationServices[$serviceId]->setBillStatus(\cut\Entity\ReservationService::BILL_STATUS_NOT_PAID);
            break;
        default:
            $reservationServices[$serviceId]->setBillStatus(\cut\Entity\ReservationService::BILL_STATUS_NOT_WANTED);
    }

    $this->view->serviceDeposits[$serviceId] = $service->getDeposit();
}

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By Anonymous, 2015-07-20 21:12:05

#352 try and immediately throw forward on catch PHP +96

try {
	$order->addItem($item);
} catch (Exception $ex) {
	throw $ex;
}

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By baueri, 2019-04-10 16:49:46

#115 Switch statement from hell Java +94

switch (numberOfQuestionsToAnswer) {
        case 0:
            displayGrid1 = false;
            displayGrid2 = false;
            displayGrid3 = false;
            displayGrid4 = false;
            displayGrid5 = false;
            displayGrid6 = false;
            displayGrid7 = false;
            displayGrid8 = false;
            displayGrid9 = false;
            displayGrid10 = false;
            break;
        case 1:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            break;
        case 2:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            break;
        case 3:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            break;
        case 4:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            break;
        case 5:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            break;
        case 6:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            break;
        case 7:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox7 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            displayGrid7 = true;
            break;
        case 8:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox7 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox8 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            displayGrid7 = true;
            displayGrid8 = true;
            break;
        case 9:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox7 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox8 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox9 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            displayGrid7 = true;
            displayGrid8 = true;
            displayGrid9 = true;
            break;
        case 10:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox7 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox8 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox9 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox10 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            displayGrid7 = true;
            displayGrid8 = true;
            displayGrid9 = true;
            displayGrid10 = true;
            break;
}

This was for a wizard type questionnaire where there could be up to 10 questions.

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 10:57:52

#49 Guess what? PHP +93

$i = 0;
 
if ($i == 'dupa') {
   echo 'dupa';
} else {
   echo 'nie dupa';
}

Do you think, that output is "nie dupa"? Just try...

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By mademan, 2015-08-12 22:42:57

#72 Poindurrrr Go +92

someslice := []*string{
    &"fuck",
    &"pointers",
}

for i, value := range someSlice {
    someSlice[i] = &*value
}

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By Anonymous, 2016-10-12 19:58:27

#98 This makes me sad :( C++ +92

extern "C"
{
	#include "gz.cpp"
	#include "md4.cpp"
	#include "socket.cpp"
	#include "tdlini.cpp"
	#include "tdlfs.cpp"

}

:(

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By Anonymous, 2017-10-01 04:08:55

#92 fuuuu.. PHP +91

if (!empty($tickets)) {
    if (count($tickets)) {

        $c_start = strtotime($convetion_details['start']);
        $c_end   = strtotime($convetion_details['end']);

        $i = 0;

        while ($c_start <= $c_end) {
            if (is_int($i / 4) && $i > 0) $convetion_days_html .= '</tr><tr>';
            $convetion_days_html .= '<td>' . date('d.m', $c_start) . ' ' . __t($days_of_week[date('w', $c_start)]) . ' &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="' . str_replace('https', 'http', TEMPLATE_WWWPATH) . '/images/checkbox.png"/></td>';
            $c_start             = strtotime('+1 day', $c_start);
            $i++;
        }
        
        //...

legacy code from 2007 indians

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By seyfer, 2017-07-11 10:23:00

#103 Dear lord... C++ +91

int my_array[] = {
#include "data.txt"
};

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 01:45:55

#188 Useful If statement ActionScript +91

if( %rightBtnCmd $= "noButtons" )
{
    //do nothing, as there are no buttons   
}

proprietary script language.

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-14 19:52:22

#34 When using sleep() is too mainstream PHP +89

<?php
$now = time();

while ($now + 10 > time()) {
    
    // Just chill...smoke a blunt
}

echo "Done.\n";

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By Sobak, 2015-07-21 12:30:55

#2625 Noop code TypeScript +88

this.unwatchBackdrop ? this.unwatchBackdrop() : this.noop();
...
private noop(): void {}

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By Anonymous, 2023-01-19 12:36:09

#240 super efficient length check JavaScript +87

function isAllowSearchLength(text) {
    return text.length > isNaN(parseInt(text, 10)) ? 1 : 0;
}

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By Anonymous, 2018-01-24 12:02:46

#328 Now minus one hour PHP +86

date('Y-m-d').'T'.date("H:i:s", strtotime("- 1 hour")).'Z'

Back to the future

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By loutre, 2018-12-19 15:37:45