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#49 Guess what? PHP +97

$i = 0;
 
if ($i == 'dupa') {
   echo 'dupa';
} else {
   echo 'nie dupa';
}

Do you think, that output is "nie dupa"? Just try...

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By mademan, 2015-08-12 22:42:57

#98 This makes me sad :( C++ +94

extern "C"
{
	#include "gz.cpp"
	#include "md4.cpp"
	#include "socket.cpp"
	#include "tdlini.cpp"
	#include "tdlfs.cpp"

}

:(

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By Anonymous, 2017-10-01 04:08:55

#352 try and immediately throw forward on catch PHP +93

try {
	$order->addItem($item);
} catch (Exception $ex) {
	throw $ex;
}

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By baueri, 2019-04-10 16:49:46

#139 HTML +93

<img src="../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../assets/logo.png" />

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 20:59:00

#326 Tests must pass Python +92

for data1, data2 in zip(results, results[1:]):
    assert data1 <= data1
    if data1 == data1:
        assert data1 >= data1

A nice loop for making sure that data1 is equal to data1!

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By 1133, 2018-12-10 14:43:50

#71 Thanks, Cpt. Obvious C# +92

//this is a commit!!
trans.Commit();

It doesn't look like it was there because of some changes - someone simply wanted to be double sure he will see the commit there, I guess..

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By Vukko, 2016-10-03 15:20:49

#115 Switch statement from hell Java +86

switch (numberOfQuestionsToAnswer) {
        case 0:
            displayGrid1 = false;
            displayGrid2 = false;
            displayGrid3 = false;
            displayGrid4 = false;
            displayGrid5 = false;
            displayGrid6 = false;
            displayGrid7 = false;
            displayGrid8 = false;
            displayGrid9 = false;
            displayGrid10 = false;
            break;
        case 1:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            break;
        case 2:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            break;
        case 3:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            break;
        case 4:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            break;
        case 5:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            break;
        case 6:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            break;
        case 7:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox7 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            displayGrid7 = true;
            break;
        case 8:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox7 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox8 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            displayGrid7 = true;
            displayGrid8 = true;
            break;
        case 9:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox7 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox8 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox9 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            displayGrid7 = true;
            displayGrid8 = true;
            displayGrid9 = true;
            break;
        case 10:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox7 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox8 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox9 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox10 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            displayGrid7 = true;
            displayGrid8 = true;
            displayGrid9 = true;
            displayGrid10 = true;
            break;
}

This was for a wizard type questionnaire where there could be up to 10 questions.

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 10:57:52

#248 Filter filter filter filter filter filter filter JavaScript +86

var filter = options.dataSource.filter();

if(e.filter) {
   filter = filter && filter.filters.length ? filter.filters.concat(e.filter.filter) : e.filter.filters;
}
else {
   filter = filter && filter.filters.length ? filter.filters.linqRemove({ field: e.field }) : [];
}
options.dataSource.filter(filter);

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By Anonymous, 2018-02-09 19:03:07

#103 Dear lord... C++ +84

int my_array[] = {
#include "data.txt"
};

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 01:45:55

#188 Useful If statement ActionScript +84

if( %rightBtnCmd $= "noButtons" )
{
    //do nothing, as there are no buttons   
}

proprietary script language.

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-14 19:52:22

#328 Now minus one hour PHP +83

date('Y-m-d').'T'.date("H:i:s", strtotime("- 1 hour")).'Z'

Back to the future

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By loutre, 2018-12-19 15:37:45

#92 fuuuu.. PHP +83

if (!empty($tickets)) {
    if (count($tickets)) {

        $c_start = strtotime($convetion_details['start']);
        $c_end   = strtotime($convetion_details['end']);

        $i = 0;

        while ($c_start <= $c_end) {
            if (is_int($i / 4) && $i > 0) $convetion_days_html .= '</tr><tr>';
            $convetion_days_html .= '<td>' . date('d.m', $c_start) . ' ' . __t($days_of_week[date('w', $c_start)]) . ' &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="' . str_replace('https', 'http', TEMPLATE_WWWPATH) . '/images/checkbox.png"/></td>';
            $c_start             = strtotime('+1 day', $c_start);
            $i++;
        }
        
        //...

legacy code from 2007 indians

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By seyfer, 2017-07-11 10:23:00

#2625 Noop code TypeScript +82

this.unwatchBackdrop ? this.unwatchBackdrop() : this.noop();
...
private noop(): void {}

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By Anonymous, 2023-01-19 12:36:09

#146 for/switch loop JavaScript +82

for(var j=0;j<10;j++){
    cell=document.createElement('td');
    switch(j)
    {
        case 0: 
            var date1 = events[i]['start'];
            var date2 = events[i]['end'];
            cell.appendChild(document.createTextNode(date1.getFullYear()+'/'+date1.getMonth()+'/'+date1.getDate()+' '+date1.getHours()+':'+date1.getMinutes()+' To '+date2.getFullYear()+'/'+date2.getMonth()+'/'+date2.getDate()+' '+date2.getHours()+':'+date2.getMinutes())); 
            break;
        case 1: cell.appendChild(document.createTextNode(events[i]['title'])); break;
        case 2: cell.appendChild(document.createTextNode(events[i]['description'])); break;
    }
    row.appendChild(cell);
}

The for loop that counts to 10, but the last seven elements are completely useless.

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 07:16:36

#2208 Is bug that never manifests itself still a bug? It sounds like one of those philosophical questions. C# +82

if(products.Length < 0) {
    foreach (var p in products)
    {
        //...
    }
}

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By Anonymous, 2021-07-24 20:56:07