$config = Config::getConfig('common');
$contract_carriers = $config[$market . "_" . $clearing . '_contract_carriers']; // f**ing php array
$interline_carriers = $config[$market . "_" . $clearing . '_interline_carriers']; // another f**ing array
// $marketing_carriers - is also array

$sets = [];
foreach ($marketing_carriers as $mc) {
  $sets[] = array_unique(array_intersect(
    array_merge(
      [$mc],
      array_intersect(
        isset(self::$interlines[$mc]) ? self::$interlines[$mc] : [],
        array_merge(
          $marketing_carriers,
          $interline_carriers
        )
      )
    ),
    $contract_carriers
  ));
}
By Anonymous, 2018-01-16 10:56:13
var None = null;

if ({{ post.pk }} == None) {
    // reset to draft
    $("#id_status")[0].value = 1;
}
By Anonymous, 2016-11-18 19:08:07
import cv2
import numpy as np

cap = cv2.VideoCapture(0)

while (1):

    _, frame = cap.read()

    hsv = cv2.cvtColor(frame, cv2.COLOR_BGR2HSV)

    lower_green = np.array([40, 50, 50])
    upper_green = np.array([80, 102, 200])

    # Threshold the HSV image to get only green colors
    mask = cv2.inRange(hsv, lower_green, upper_green)

    total_pixels = mask.shape[0] * mask.shape[1]
    print "Number of pixels: %", total_pixels

    pixel_counter = 0
    x_counter = 0
    y_counter = 0
    for y in xrange(640):
        for x in xrange(480):
            pixel = mask[x, y]
            if pixel == 255:
                pixel_counter += 1
                x_counter += x
                y_counter += y
    x_center = x_counter / pixel_counter
    y_center = y_counter / pixel_counter
    print x_center, y_center

    cv2.line(frame, (x_center+15, y_center), (x_center+2, y_center), (235, 218, 100), 1)
    cv2.line(frame, (x_center-15, y_center), (x_center-2, y_center), (235, 218, 100), 1)
    cv2.line(frame, (x_center, y_center+15), (x_center, y_center+2), (235, 218, 100), 1)
    cv2.line(frame, (x_center, y_center-15), (x_center, y_center-2), (235, 218, 100), 1)

    cv2.circle(frame, (x_center, y_center), 4, (235, 218, 100), 2)

    cv2.imshow('frame', frame)

    k = cv2.waitKey(5) & 0xFF
    if k == 27:
        break

cv2.destroyAllWindows()

track the green color

By Vik.victory, 2017-06-23 19:11:14
int number = -1;
                //todo: refactor this horse shit.
                for (String res: results) {
                    if(number == -1){
                        if(res.toLowerCase().contains("ten") || res.contains("10") || res.contains("10") || res.contains("十") || res.contains("십")){
                            number = 10;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("nine") || res.contains("9") || res.contains("9") || res.contains("九") || res.contains("구")){
                            number = 9;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("eight") || res.contains("8") || res.contains("8") || res.contains("八") || res.contains("팔")){
                            number = 8;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("seven") || res.contains("7") || res.contains("7") || res.contains("七") || res.contains("칠")){
                            number = 7;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("six") || res.contains("6") || res.contains("6") || res.contains("六") || res.contains("육")){
                            number = 6;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("five") || res.contains("5") || res.contains("5") || res.contains("五") || res.contains("오")){
                            number = 5;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("four") || res.contains("4") || res.contains("4") || res.contains("四") || res.contains("사")){
                            number = 4;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("three") || res.contains("3") || res.contains("3") || res.contains("三") || res.contains("삼")){
                            number = 3;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("two") || res.contains("2") || res.contains("2") || res.contains("二") || res.contains("이")){
                            number = 2;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("one") || res.contains("1") || res.contains("1") || res.contains("一") || res.contains("일")){
                            number = 1;
                        }
                    }
                }

refactor this horse shit.

By mister MVC, plus grumpy commenter, 2017-12-13 07:28:20
function uploadimg(file) {
    var ext = file.value.split('.').pop().toLowerCase();
    var size = document.getElementById("uploadpic").files.item(0).size;

    if (size > 3145728) {
        $.messager.alert({
            title: "Error",
            msg: " image to large",
            icon: "error"
        });
        return true;
    }

    return false;
}

var reader = new FileReader();
$("#uploadpic").change(function() {
    var pdfcheck = this;
    var ext = pdfcheck.value.split('.').pop().toLowerCase();
    if (!($.inArray(ext, ['pdf']) == -1)) {
        console.log('upload pdf start');
        if (uploadPdf(pdfcheck)) {
            $("#preview_img").attr("src", "");
            $("#preview_img2").attr("src", "");
            $("#uploadpic").prop("file", "");
            $("#uploadpic").val("");
        }
    } else {
        if (uploadimg(pdfcheck)) {//dude, I think the image you upload to check is your dick, only small enough you would rather keep going producing shitcode.
            return false;
        }
        var upload_file = $("#uploadpic")[0].files[0];
        if (upload_file != null) {
            var chimgarr = ["image/png", "image/PNG", "image/jpg", "image/JPG", "image/jpeg", "image/JPEG", "image/gif", "image/GIF", "image/bmp", "image/BMP"];
            if (chimgarr.indexOf(upload_file.type) != "-1") {
                reader.readAsDataURL(upload_file);
                reader.onload = function(e) {
                    $("#preview_img").attr("src", e.target.result);
                    $("#preview_img2").attr("src", e.target.result);
                    $("#pdf-contents").hide();
                    $("#pdf_name").val("");
                    $("#btn_pdf_view").hide();
                    $("#pic_name").val("");
                }
            } else {
                $.messager.alert("Image format does not match");
                $("#preview_img").attr("src", "");
                $("#preview_img2").attr("src", "");
                $("#uploadpic").prop("file", "");
                $("#uploadpic").val("");
            }
        } else {
            $("#preview_img").attr("src", "");
            $("#preview_img2").attr("src", "");
        }
    }
});

The moment an important image ready to be uploaded It's really important that should be checked again and again.

By shitcode master's friend, 2018-04-20 11:03:15
<?php
public function parse($package)
{
if(isset($package["type"]) && $package["type"] == "unavailable")
{
    if(((time() - self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jointime"] < 30 && (isset(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["messages"]) && self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["messages"] < 2) && (time() - self::$xmpp->startTime) > 50)) || (!isset(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["messages"]) && time() - self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jointime"] < 900 && (time() - self::$xmpp->startTime) > 900))
    {
	if(!array_search(strstr(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jid"], "/", true), explode("\n", file_get_contents("friends.txt"))))
	{
	    self::$xmpp->ban(strstr($package["from"], "/", true), self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jid"]);
	    self::$xmpp->groupMessage(strstr($package["from"], "/", true), substr(strstr($package["from"], "/"), 1)." został zbanowany/a za przeciąg!");
	}   
    }
    else
	if(!array_search(strstr(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jid"], "/", true), explode("\n", file_get_contents("friends.txt"))))
	    file_put_contents("friends.txt", file_get_contents("friends.txt")."\n".strstr(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jid"], "/", true));
}    
}

In fact whole project is shitty as hell, if you want have some fun grab popcorn and read all the sources: XPBot on sourceforge

By Kadet, 2015-07-21 12:51:32
if (currentDay.day() !== MONDAY) {
    do {
        currentDay = this.$moment(currentDay).subtract(1, 'days');
        days.unshift(currentDay);
    } while (currentDay.day() !== MONDAY);
}
By Anonymous, 2017-10-14 18:44:20
sed -i 's/^#HTTPD=\/usr\/sbin\/httpd.worker/HTTPD=/\/usr\/sbin\/httpd.worker/g' /etc/sysconfig/httpd 
By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 18:09:51
let foo = {} // object no. 1
let bar = {} // object no. 2

foo > bar // return false
foo < bar // return false, so maybe foo equals bar?
foo == bar // oh well, return false
// but
foo >= bar // return true, 'cause !(foo < bar) == true

return value is expected, but JS is funny

By Anonymous, 2021-03-12 21:08:32
var query = $("#search-query");
query.click(function() {
  if (query.val() == 'szukaj...') {
     query.val('');
  }
});
By Kadet, 2016-02-14 14:54:32
if ((bool)greenButton.IsChecked)
{
    CurrentColor = Color.FromArgb(0xFF, 0x00, 0xCC, 0x00);
}
else if ((bool)greyButton.IsChecked)
{
    CurrentColor = Color.FromArgb(0xFF, 0x79, 0x79, 0x79);
}

foreach (var item in ItemsList.Items)
{
    if ((grid.Background as SolidColorBrush).Color == CurrentColor)
    {
        selectedItems.Add(item);
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2019-09-13 15:41:19
guard let reachability = Reachability(), reachability.isReachable == true else {
    // No network connection available. Do stuff.
    ...
}

While this works, it's not immediately readable and creates confusion. Mis-using Swift's control flow. Did not pass code review.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-22 10:04:01
Update.update_all_updated(updates) # Update updated updates
By anon, 2018-05-25 16:45:41
if(year%100 === 79 ||
year%100 === 90 ||
year%100 === 1 ||
year%100 === 7 ||
year%100 === 18) {
	if(month === 1) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 79 ||
year2%100 === 90 ||
year2%100 === 1 ||
year2%100 === 7 ||
year2%100 === 18) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 79 ||
year3%100 === 90 ||
year3%100 === 1 ||
year3%100 === 7 ||
year3%100 === 18) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 96) {
	if(month === 1) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 96) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 96) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 85 ||
year%100 === 91 ||
year%100 === 2 ||
year%100 === 13 ||
year%100 === 19) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 85 ||
year2%100 === 91 ||
year2%100 === 2 ||
year2%100 === 13 ||
year2%100 === 19) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 85 ||
year3%100 === 91 ||
year3%100 === 2 ||
year3%100 === 13 ||
year3%100 === 19) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 80 ||
year%100 === 8) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 80 ||
year2%100 === 8) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 80 ||
year3%100 === 8) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 86 ||
year%100 === 97 ||
year%100 === 3 ||
year%100 === 14) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 92) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 86 ||
year2%100 === 97 ||
year2%100 === 3 ||
year2%100 === 14) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 92) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 86 ||
year3%100 === 97 ||
year3%100 === 3 ||
year3%100 === 14) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 92) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 81 ||
year%100 === 87 ||
year%100 === 98 ||
year%100 === 9 ||
year%100 === 17) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month === 3) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year%100 === 4) {
	if(month === 1) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 2) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month === 3) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 4) { while((day - 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 5) { while((day - 3)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 6) { while(day%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 7) { while((day - 5)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 8) { while((day - 2)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 9) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 10) { while((day - 4)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month === 11) { while((day - 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month === 12) { while((day + 1)%7 ===0) {day=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 81 ||
year2%100 === 87 ||
year2%100 === 98 ||
year2%100 === 9 ||
year2%100 === 17) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year2%100 === 4) {
	if(month2 === 1) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 2) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month2 === 3) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 4) { while((day2 - 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 5) { while((day2 - 3)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 6) { while(day2%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 7) { while((day2 - 5)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 8) { while((day2 - 2)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 9) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 10) { while((day2 - 4)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month2 === 11) { while((day2 - 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month2 === 12) { while((day2 + 1)%7 ===0) {day2=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 81 ||
year3%100 === 87 ||
year3%100 === 98 ||
year3%100 === 9 ||
year3%100 === 17) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 28);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
if(year3%100 === 4) {
	if(month3 === 1) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 2) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 29);}}
	if(month3 === 3) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 4) { while((day3 - 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 5) { while((day3 - 3)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 6) { while(day3%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 7) { while((day3 - 5)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 8) { while((day3 - 2)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 9) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 10) { while((day3 - 4)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
	if(month3 === 11) { while((day3 - 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);}}
	if(month3 === 12) { while((day3 + 1)%7 ===0) {day3=Math.ceil(Math.random() * 31);}}
}
By Anonymous, 2021-06-22 15:46:00
// TODO(as): MAKE XML DOXYGEN THING SO IDE WITH COLORS CAN READ THIS
package main

import (
	"os"
	"sync"

	_ "github.com/mailru/easyjson"
	_ "github.com/satori/go.uuid"
	_ "github.com/valyala/fasthttp"
)

func main() {
	sync.Once(func(){}())

	myMutexLockVariable := struct {
		IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks *sync.RWMutex // FOR SCALEABILITY
	}{
		func() *sync.RWMutex {
			return new(sync.RWMutex) // FACTORY PATTERN FACTORY PATTERN!
		}(),
	}
	
	lockthelock := func(){
		myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Lock()
	}
	unlockthelock := func(){
		myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Lock()
	}
	// TODO(as): THERE THEM FUNCTIORNS NO WORKY ABSTRACTION FOR SOME REASON
	// SO WE JUST CALL myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks FUNCTIONS
	// DIRECTLY THERE IS A BUG INSIDE OF THE GO PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
	//
	// GO ISSUE NUMBER: 181393
	// Description: GO NO WORKY, I PUT FUNCTORS TO ACCESS MY LOCK AND IT DEAD LOCK
	// cc: bradfitz, ian lance taylor, rob pike, ken, even brian k
	lockthelock = lockthelock
	unlockthelock = unlockthelock
	    // I DONT WANNA DELETE FUNCY BECAUSE I WORK TOO HARD ON THEM WE KEEP IT FOR USE LATER WHEN GO FIXES BUG

	var err error
	if myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks == nil {
		panic("whoops, you forgot to put the pointer of the mutex!!!!!")
		os.Exit(0xbadc0de) // FOR SAFTEY
	}
	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.RLock()
	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Unlock() // just grease the wheels a bit
	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Lock()
	go func() {
		println("goroutine!")
		myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Unlock()
	}()

	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Lock() // WAIT FOR BABY TO FINISH
	if &err != nil {
		myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Unlock() // DO IT HERE FASTER THAN DEFUR
		main()
		os.Exit(0) // YAY
	}
	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Unlock() // DO IT HERE FASTER THAN DEFUR
}

THIS CODE IS COVERED BY THE GNU AFFERO PUBIC LICENSE, DO NOT SHARE THIS CODE WITHOUT PUBLISHING ALL OF YOUR CHANGES. FREE SOFTWARE FREEEEEDOM!!!

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By github.com/as, 2019-10-18 19:26:43