function isAllowSearchLength(text) {
    return text.length > isNaN(parseInt(text, 10)) ? 1 : 0;
}
By Anonymous, 2018-01-24 12:02:46

$d = explode(".",$request->get("due_date",".."));
foreach ($d as $key => $val) $d[$key]=(int)$val;

if (
	!is_numeric($d[0]) || $d[0]<1 ||$d[0]>31 ||
	!is_numeric($d[1]) || $d[1]<1 ||$d[1]>12 ||
	!is_numeric($d[2]) || $d[2]<2005 ||$d[2]>2100 ) {
    $error["due_date"] = "Missing date.";
}

I think this was the last piece of code the developer wrote .... :D

By elpado, 2018-02-15 14:41:45
        $gallery = \common\models\UtVideogallery::find()->select(['ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID',
                'ut_videogallery.Name_rus','ut_videogallery.TournamentID','ut_videogallery.MatchID', 'Slug',
                'ut_videogallery.Date','COUNT(ut_video_to_gallery.VideoToGalleryID) count','ut_matches_videos.Data',
                'm1.Data DataP'])
                ->leftJoin('ut_video_to_gallery','ut_video_to_gallery.VideogalleryID=ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID')
                ->leftJoin('ut_matches_videos','ut_matches_videos.VideoID=ut_video_to_gallery.VideoID')
                ->leftJoin('ut_matches_videos m1','m1.VideoID=ut_videogallery.PreviewID')
                ->where(['ut_videogallery.Active'=>1])
                //->andWhere(['TournamentID'=>$list['selected']])
                ->groupBy('ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID')
                ->orderBy('ut_videogallery.Date DESC')
                ->limit(self::$countPerPage)
                ->asArray()->all();
        foreach ($gallery as $key => $value) {
            if($value['count']==0) unset($gallery[$key]);
        }
        foreach($gallery as $k=>$v){
            if(isset($v['Data']))
                $v['Data'] = str_replace('http:','https:',$v['Data']);
            if(isset($v['DataP']))
                $v['DataP'] = str_replace('http:','https:',$v['DataP']);
            $gallery[$k]=$v;
        }
        $galleryCount = \common\models\UtVideogallery::find()->select(['ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID',
                'ut_videogallery.Name_rus','ut_videogallery.TournamentID','ut_videogallery.MatchID',
                'ut_videogallery.Date','COUNT(ut_video_to_gallery.VideoToGalleryID) count','ut_matches_videos.Data'])
                ->leftJoin('ut_video_to_gallery','ut_video_to_gallery.VideogalleryID=ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID')
                ->leftJoin('ut_matches_videos','ut_matches_videos.VideoID=ut_video_to_gallery.VideoID')
                ->leftJoin('ut_matches_videos m1','m1.VideoID=ut_videogallery.PreviewID')
                ->where(['ut_videogallery.Active'=>1])
                //->andWhere(['TournamentID'=>$list['selected']])
                ->groupBy('ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID')   
                ->orderBy('ut_videogallery.Date DESC')
                ->asArray()->all();
        foreach ($galleryCount as $key => $value) {
            if($value['count']==0) unset($galleryCount[$key]);
        }
        $pagination = new \yii\data\Pagination(
        [
            'totalCount' => count($galleryCount),
            'pageSize' => self::$countPerPage,

        ]);

Picasso of PHP

By chernomorets, 2017-03-03 11:26:18
private boolean isToRemove(byte b) {
    byte[] toRemoveB = { -106 };
    for(byte c : toRemoveB) {
        if(b == c) {
            return true;
        }
    }
    return false;
}

it goes without saying...

By Unknown, 2017-09-26 17:45:20
function formatUpToANumberOfZeroesAfterFloatingPoint(number, numberOfZeroes, floatingPointSymbol) {
    numberOfZeroes = (numberOfZeroes === undefined || numberOfZeroes < 0) ? 2 : numberOfZeroes;
    floatingPointSymbol = floatingPointSymbol === undefined ? '.' : floatingPointSymbol;
    let numberSplitByFloatingPoint = number.toString().split(floatingPointSymbol);
    if (numberSplitByFloatingPoint.length !== 2) 
        return `${number}${floatingPointSymbol}${'0'.repeat(+numberOfZeroes)}`;
    
    let numberAfterFloatingPoint = numberSplitByFloatingPoint[1].toString();
    let formattedNumber = `${numberSplitByFloatingPoint[0]}`;
    let numberAfterFloatingPointLength = numberAfterFloatingPoint.toString().length;
    if (+numberOfZeroes > +numberAfterFloatingPointLength) 
        return `${formattedNumber}${floatingPointSymbol}${numberAfterFloatingPoint}${'0'.repeat(+numberOfZeroes - numberAfterFloatingPointLength)}`;
    
    let countOfNumbersAfterFloatingPoint = numberAfterFloatingPointLength;
    for (var i = numberAfterFloatingPointLength - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
        if (+(numberAfterFloatingPoint[i]) !== 0 || +countOfNumbersAfterFloatingPoint === +numberOfZeroes) {
            formattedNumber += `${floatingPointSymbol}${numberAfterFloatingPoint.substring(0, countOfNumbersAfterFloatingPoint)}`;
            break;
        }
        
        countOfNumbersAfterFloatingPoint--;
    }

    return formattedNumber;
}

Well, a junior dev here. A cute female QA came to me with a request - "the field for the price already has precision up to 4 decimal places, but we don't like the 4 ugly zeroes, so if the number ends in zeroes, let it have only 2" - she said in the most innocent-like tone ever known to mankind. How easy I mumbled and accepted the task. As she was leaving she added - "oo almost forgot, we also would like it if all the data fields for the price that are shown in the tables also are formatted that way". As I was watching her better side, while she was getting reunited with her QA tribe, I got shivers down the spine. I had a bad feeling about that one, but I wasn't sure why yet. Suddenly as I was getting up to get a cup of coffe, it dawned on me - "this poor excuse for a project is using jqGrid for displaying the data". To wrap things up - I got a quadruple espresso with a shot of Jacky, developers best friend in a time of need, and came up with this piece of art. Enjoy :)

By Kristopher Alexander, 2019-04-25 15:49:53
let foo = {} // object no. 1
let bar = {} // object no. 2

foo > bar // return false
foo < bar // return false, so maybe foo equals bar?
foo == bar // oh well, return false
// but
foo >= bar // return true, 'cause !(foo < bar) == true

return value is expected, but JS is funny

By Anonymous, 2021-03-12 21:08:32
public enum YesNoEnum
{
	Yes = 0,
	No = 1
}

I also like how they defined the enum values.

By Anonymous, 2018-05-19 19:33:44
public class SentCon3 {

	public static void main(String[] args) {
		Scanner scan = new Scanner(System.in);

		double input;
		char choice;
		System.out.println("**** Menu-Driven Temperature Converter*****");
		System.out.println("only lowwer case is vaild");
		System.out.print("Enter the value to beconverted==> ");
		input = scan.nextDouble();
		System.out.println("What is your choice?");
		System.out.println("a)Fahrenheit to Celsius");
		System.out.println("b)Celsius to Fahrenheit");
		System.out.println("c)Kelvin to Celsius");
		System.out.println("d)Celsius to Kelvin");
		System.out.println("e)Kelvin to Fahrenheit");
		System.out.println("f)Fahrenheit to Kelvin.");
		System.out.print("Please enter your choice ==>");
		choice = scan.next().charAt(0);

		while (choice == 'a') {
			System.out.println((input / 5) * 9 + 32);
			break;
		}
		while (choice == 'b') {
			System.out.println((input - 32) * 5 / 9);
			break;
		}
		while (choice == 'c') {
			System.out.println(input - 273.15);

			break;
		}
		while (choice == 'd') {
			System.out.println(input + 273.15);
			break;
		}
		while (choice == 'e') {
			System.out.println((input - 273.5) * 9 / 5 + 32);
			break;
		}
		while (choice == 'f') {
			System.out.println((input + 459.67) * 5 / 9);
			break;
		}

	}

}

use while as if!!!!

By person, 2020-10-13 03:01:18
        var validAccountData = account.email != nil
        validAccountData = account.firstName != nil
        validAccountData = account.lastName != nil
        
        if validAccountData {
            return account
        }
        
        return nil

Proper validation

By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 15:17:35
const errorHandler = () => {
  throw new Error();
};
By Anonymous, 2018-10-08 19:35:38
public static bool HasValues<T>(this ICollection<T> collection)
{
    if (collection == null)
    {
        return false;
    }
    if (collection.Count == 0)
    {
        return false;
    }
    return true;
}
By oskarnrk, 2017-12-12 16:49:43
if (i === 1 || i === 2 || i === 3 || i === 4 || i === 5 || i === 6 || i === 7 || i === 8 || i === 9 || i === 10){
 return true;
}
By foxy, 2017-12-13 23:25:17
int min(int a,int b,int c) //Function to return the minimum.
{
  if(a < b)
  {
    if(a < c)return a;
    else if(a > c)return c;
    else return a;
  }
  else if(a > b)
  {
    if(b < c)return b;
    else if(b > c)return c;
    else return b;
  }
  else
  {
    if(a < c) return a;
    else if(a > c) return c;
    else return a;
  }
}

This kind of things make me hate my work.

By Another random student of algorithms., 2017-12-14 00:45:52
def sho_est(request):
    if not request.user.is_superuser and not request.user.is_staff and not request.user.is_university:
        raise Http404
    data = ''
    if request.content_type == 'application/x-www-form-urlencoded' and request.method == 'POST':
        user_detail = request.POST.get('user_detail', None)
        if user_detail:
            if request.user.is_superuser or request.user.is_staff:
                credito = Credit.objects.get(pk=user_detail)
                fecha_apronacion = 'Pendiente'
                estado_firma = 'Pendiente'
                estado_cuota = 'Pendiente'
                if credito.created_at:
                    fecha_apronacion = credito.created_at.strftime('%Y-%m-%d')
                if credito.is_iou_signed:
                    estado_firma = 'Firmado'
                if credito.is_retainer_paid:
                    estado_cuota = 'Paga'
                reg_amr_due = """
                <tr style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px;">
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{period}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{due_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{due_loan_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">
                    {due_tech_amount_due_surety_amount_due}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">{due_interest_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: right;">
                    {due_fines_arrears_amount_due_interest_arrears_amount}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: left;">{days_in_arrears}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: left;">{fullfilment_date}</td>
                    <td style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; text-align: left;">{status}</td>
                  </tr>
                  """
                str_amr_due = ""
                dic_ver = {}

Fuck Yeah

By rootweiller, 2020-01-15 04:09:48
if ( x == true)
{
    // do something
}

Fucking amateurs :| lol

By Manoochehr Mojgani, 2017-12-19 10:03:29