//shit code 80 lvl
void getMessageAndChannel(char*buffer,char*message,char*channel)
{
if(strstr(buffer, "PRIVMSG") != NULL )
{
while(*buffer !='#')*buffer++;
while(*buffer!=' ' && *buffer)
 *channel++=*buffer++;
while(*buffer!=':' && *buffer)*buffer++;
while(*buffer!='\n' && *buffer)
*message++=*buffer++;
}///
}
By Warlock-Dalbaeb, 2017-03-25 20:54:45
outerloop:
try {
    if (selectedFile == null) {
        break outerloop;
    } else {
        if (selectedFile != null) {
            readTo = new PrintStream(selectedFile);
            readTo.println(userCodeInput.getText());
            readTo = readTheOptionsIntegers(readTo);
    }
} catch(IOException e) {
    System.out.println(e);
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 09:39:37
int true = 0;
while (true)
{
    //do something
}

true = false

By noz1995, 2017-12-15 16:08:59
/**
 * Creates hash of client/customer password
 * @param string $password The actual password
 * @return string MD5 hash of password with salt
 */
public static function hashPassword($password)
{
	return md5($password . $password. 'SOME-SECRET-STRING' . $password);
}
By Anonymous, 2018-02-21 13:22:27
private boolean isToRemove(byte b) {
    byte[] toRemoveB = { -106 };
    for(byte c : toRemoveB) {
        if(b == c) {
            return true;
        }
    }
    return false;
}

it goes without saying...

By Unknown, 2017-09-26 17:45:20
string month = DateTime.Today.Month.ToString();
if (DateTime.Today.Month < 10)
{
    month = "0" + month;
}
string day = DateTime.Today.Day.ToString();
if (DateTime.Today.Day < 10)
{
    day = "0" + day;
}

string dateCorrect = String.Format("{0}.{1}.{2}", DateTime.Today.Year, month, day);

string dateDue = "";
if (transferFields.DueDate.SelectedDate.HasValue)
{
    var dateDuearr = transferFields.DueDate.Value.Split(' ')[0].Split('.');
    dateDue = dateDuearr[2] + '.' + dateDuearr[1] + '.' + dateDuearr[0];
}
else {
    dateDue = dateCorrect;
}

Real developers don't use built in parsing and formatting methods.

By You will be proud of our code!, 2017-12-12 09:53:08
i++;
i++;
i++;
i++;
Console.WriteLine(i);

He doesn't know what is " i+=4 " :||||

By Manoochehr Mojgani, 2017-12-13 21:46:04
// Method put on each input component to unregister
  // itself from the form
  detachFromForm: function detachFromForm(component) {
    var componentPos = this.inputs.indexOf(component);

    if (componentPos !== -1) {
      this.inputs = this.inputs.slice(0, componentPos).concat(this.inputs.slice(componentPos + 1));
    }

    this.validateForm();
  },

oh boy

By Anonymous, 2017-12-21 10:48:00
function isAllowSearchLength(text) {
    return text.length > isNaN(parseInt(text, 10)) ? 1 : 0;
}
By Anonymous, 2018-01-24 12:02:46
<?php

/**
 * SetSelectedPlanet.php
 *
 * @version 1
 * @copyright 2008 By Chlorel for XNova
 */

function SetSelectedPlanet ( &$CurrentUser ) {
	global $_GET;
By Sobak, 2015-07-21 06:57:52
switch (numberOfQuestionsToAnswer) {
        case 0:
            displayGrid1 = false;
            displayGrid2 = false;
            displayGrid3 = false;
            displayGrid4 = false;
            displayGrid5 = false;
            displayGrid6 = false;
            displayGrid7 = false;
            displayGrid8 = false;
            displayGrid9 = false;
            displayGrid10 = false;
            break;
        case 1:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            break;
        case 2:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            break;
        case 3:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            break;
        case 4:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            break;
        case 5:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            break;
        case 6:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            break;
        case 7:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox7 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            displayGrid7 = true;
            break;
        case 8:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox7 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox8 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            displayGrid7 = true;
            displayGrid8 = true;
            break;
        case 9:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox7 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox8 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox9 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            displayGrid7 = true;
            displayGrid8 = true;
            displayGrid9 = true;
            break;
        case 10:
            displayAnsInputTextBox1 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox2 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox3 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox4 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox5 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox6 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox7 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox8 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox9 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayAnsInputTextBox10 = displayPreselectedAnsBox();
            displayGrid1 = true;
            displayGrid2 = true;
            displayGrid3 = true;
            displayGrid4 = true;
            displayGrid5 = true;
            displayGrid6 = true;
            displayGrid7 = true;
            displayGrid8 = true;
            displayGrid9 = true;
            displayGrid10 = true;
            break;
}

This was for a wizard type questionnaire where there could be up to 10 questions.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 10:57:52
file = fopen(argv[1], "r");

if (file == NULL){}
    exit(EXIT_FAILURE);

Those silly curly braces.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-14 05:47:47
try {
    User.ClaimToken();
} 
catch {
    User.ClaimToken();
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-22 08:44:59
if ($customerId > 0) {
    $customerId = $customerId;
} else {
    $customerId = $this->customerSession->getId();
}
By Anonymous, 2018-01-10 16:42:14
this.props.HeaderStore.setHeader(true, null, false, false, true, true,'dashboardNavigation');
By Fluttershy, 2018-01-19 08:53:26