$partnerChargesRegular = $row['charges'];
    $partnerChargesIrregular = $row['charges'];
    if (!isset($partnerChargesIrregular) || $partnerChargesIrregular == "") {
      $partnerChargesIrregular = $partnerChargesRegular;
    }

Look. We take A from X and B from X. Then, you make a check, and if it is true you assing A to B. BUT A AND B ARE TAKEN FROM THE SAME X PLACE!!! HOW CAN THEY DIFFER?!?!!!?!?!?!?!!

By My boss, 2018-02-20 10:06:53
function focused(evt, errors) {
	let form = evt.target

	const output = errors.map((error)=> {

		// Find first component with error on form and set focus to it

		let focusedInput = (Object.keys(error) == "phonebookId") ? Object.keys(error) :
			(Object.keys(error) == "phonebook_str") ? Object.keys(error) :
				(Object.keys(error) == "message") ? Object.keys(error) :
					(Object.keys(error) == "image") ? Object.keys(error) :
						(Object.keys(error) == "buttonLink") ? Object.keys(error) :
							(Object.keys(error) == "messageSms") ? Object.keys(error) : false
		return focusedInput.shift()
	})

	const selector = output.shift()
	form.querySelector('[id="' + selector + '"]').focus()

	return selector

Shitcode

By Anonymous, 2021-05-28 01:16:05
using UnityEngine;
using UnityEngine.UI;
using UnityEngine.SceneManagement;

public class StoryOfMyLife : MonoBehaviour
{
    void OnDestory()
    {
        Debug.Log("  Directed by  ");
        Debug.Log("ROBERT B. WEIDE");
    }
}

For Unity developers only

By SanSanych, 2020-09-25 21:22:53
    if (preg_match("/^N/",$postcode)) {
        if (preg_match("/^NW/", $postcode)) {
            if (!preg_match("/^NW1/", $postcode)) {
                // NORTH WEST (NW2, NW3, NW4, NW5, NW6, NW7, NW8, NW9, NW10)
                $property['Prop_area'] = 'NW';
            } else {
                // NW1 which is Central
                $property['Prop_area'] = 'SW';
            }
        } else {
            // NORTH  (N1, N2, N3, N4, N5 etc)
            $property['Prop_area'] = 'N';
        }
    } else if (preg_match("/^W/",$postcode)) {
        if (
            !preg_match("/^W1 /",$postcode)
            && !preg_match("/^W2 /",$postcode)
            && !preg_match("/^W8/",$postcode)
            && !preg_match("/^W11/",$postcode)
        ) {
            // WEST includes (W3, W4, W5, W6, W7, W9, W10, W12, W13, W14)
            $property['Prop_area'] = 'W';
        } else {
            //W1 and W2, W8, W11 which are Central
            $property['Prop_area'] = 'SW';
        }
    } else {
        if (
            preg_match("/^SW/",$postcode)
            || preg_match("/^EC/",$postcode)
            || preg_match("/^WC/",$postcode)
        ) {
            // CENTRAL includes (W1, W2, EC, WC, NW1, SW1, SW3, SW5, SW7, W8, W11)
            $property['Prop_area'] = 'SW';
        } else {
            // OTHER includes South and East and everything else
            return 'SE';
        }
    }
By ichikawayukko, 2018-11-06 12:30:21
	public showOrHideLegends(seriesList: any[]) {
		if (seriesList.length === 0)
			return false;
		else
			return true;
	}

more code lines => more money; that's how our contractor company thinks

By Nitor, 2017-05-06 19:59:30
  $(".alarmBell").on("click", () => {

    let icon = $(".alarm-bell__icon")
    icon.attr('data', icon.attr('data') == 'images/icon/alarm-bell.svg' ? 'images/icon/alarm-bell-filled-new.svg' : 'images/icon/alarm-bell.svg');

    // $(".alarm-bell__icon").attr('data', function (index, data) {
    //   if (data == 'images/icon/alarm-bell-filled-new.svg') {
    //     return 'images/icon/alarm-bell.svg';
    //   } else if (data == 'images/icon/alarm-bell.svg') {
    //     return 'images/icon/alarm-bell-filled-new.svg';
    //   } else {
    //     return 'images/icon/alarm-bell.svg';
    //   }
    // });

  });

...after yet another icons change request

By Desperate Dev..., 2020-01-21 17:28:18
doit({txs, [Tx]}) ->
    X = tx_pool_feeder:absorb(Tx),
    Y = case X of
	    ok -> hash:doit(testnet_sign:data(Tx));
	    _ -> <<"error">>
		     end,
    {ok, Y};

In my opinion api response should be as confusing as possible. This method is used for sending tx into Amoveo blockchain. It returns ["ok", ] in success, and ["ok", <base64 encoded «error» word>] I hope I inspired you to make your code totally confusing and irrational.

By Zack Hess, 2019-01-24 12:19:04
function urlREPLACER(dtTEXTVALUE){
    
    dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('http://') != -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE = dtTEXTVALUE.replace('http://','')) && dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('.aspx') == -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE += '.aspx');
    
    return dtTEXTVALUE;
}
By I'm glad, 2019-02-16 13:10:54
if (currentDay.day() !== MONDAY) {
    do {
        currentDay = this.$moment(currentDay).subtract(1, 'days');
        days.unshift(currentDay);
    } while (currentDay.day() !== MONDAY);
}
By Anonymous, 2017-10-14 18:44:20
if ((bool)greenButton.IsChecked)
{
    CurrentColor = Color.FromArgb(0xFF, 0x00, 0xCC, 0x00);
}
else if ((bool)greyButton.IsChecked)
{
    CurrentColor = Color.FromArgb(0xFF, 0x79, 0x79, 0x79);
}

foreach (var item in ItemsList.Items)
{
    if ((grid.Background as SolidColorBrush).Color == CurrentColor)
    {
        selectedItems.Add(item);
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2019-09-13 15:41:19
{k: v for d in [{ key: { 0: x[0], } for key in x["name"] } for x in items] for k, v in d.items()}
By nooooooo, 2018-01-02 14:54:31
#define private public
#define protected public
#define class struct

#include "your_private_parts.hpp"
// ...

#undef class
#undef protected
#undef private

// ...

Fails miserably if template <class>, template <template <class> class> or their variations are found anywhere inside your header. :(

By 2 + 2 = 3.99999999999999999999999999999999999, 2021-11-08 07:59:05
typedef signed int sint;
#define N 100
static int n = N;

inline int f(const int n, int& i, int* j, int t[2], int p=11)
{
    i*=i;
    (*j)--;
    
    if ( n<=0 )
    {
        cout << ::n << ">\n";
        return t[0];
    }
    else return f(n-1, i, j, t) + t[n];
}

int main()
{
    int n = 4;
    int x = 1U;
    sint y = 10;
    int (*fptr)(const int, int&, int*, int*, int) = f;

    int* t = new int[n];
    int& r = *(t+3);
    (*t) = 1;
    *(t+1) = 2;
    t[2] = 3;
    r = 4;

    int z = (*fptr)(5, x, &y, t, 12);    

    for(int i = 0; i < 2*n; i++)
    {
        if( i == n )
            continue;
        if( i > n )
            break;
        cout << t[i] << "\n";
    };
    cout << x << ", " << y << ", " << z << "\n";
    
    delete[] t;
}

This is what my professor gave as part of the final exam. The purpose of giving us this code was to get us used to seeing different ways the C++ syntax can be used and figure out what the output is.

By Anonymous, 2023-02-02 21:29:11
var lightBox_ReplaceSelectsWithSpans = function()
{
	var selects = document.getElementsByTagName('select');
	for (var i = 0; i < selects.length; i++) {
		var select = selects[i];
		if (select.clientWidth == 0 || select.clientHeight == 0 || 
			select.nextSibling == null || select.nextSibling.className == 'selectReplacement') {
			continue;
		}
			
		var span = document.createElement('span');
		// this would be "- 3", but for that appears to shift the block that contains the span 
		//   one pixel down; instead we tolerate the span being 1px shorter than the select
		span.style.height = (select.clientHeight - 4) + 'px';
		span.style.width = (select.clientWidth - 6) + 'px';
		span.style.display = 'inline-block';
		span.style.border = '1px solid rgb(200, 210, 230)';
		span.style.padding = '1px 0 0 4px';
		span.style.fontFamily = 'Arial';
		span.style.fontSize = 'smaller';
		span.style.position = 'relative';
		span.style.top = '1px';
		span.className = 'selectReplacement';
		
		span.innerHTML = select.options[select.selectedIndex].innerHTML ;//+ 
			//'<img src="custom_drop.gif" alt="drop down" style="position: absolute; right: 1px; top: 1px;" />';
		
		select.cachedDisplay = select.style.display;
		select.style.display = 'none';
		select.parentNode.insertBefore(span, select.nextSibling);
	}
};
By Anonymous, 2023-03-29 16:59:15
void destroy_phone(T9obj* ptr_T9Obj){
    free(ptr_T9Obj);
}

Such thoughtful name!

By farhanhubble, 2019-05-30 08:57:39