switch (kafkaStreams.state()) {
                case RUNNING: {
                    if (kafkaStreams.state().isRunning()) {
                        countDownLatch.countDown();
                    }
                }
                break;
By Anonymous, 2018-07-05 18:05:59
function uberURLREPLACER(dtTEXTVALUE,boolVALUE){
    
// If statement? what's that?? 
// Naming conventions? Of course not! 
// true/false keywords? I never heard it.
boolVALUE != !1 && dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('http://') != -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE = dtTEXTVALUE.replace('http://','')) && dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('.aspx') == -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE += '.aspx');

return dtTEXTVALUE;

}

Here's the weirdest way to create if statement with terrible naming conventions. Its based on real events and production code.

By I've no idea, 2019-02-16 13:16:07
switch ($content) {
    case "vid":
      echo '<iframe width="600" height="450" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/' . $img . '" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>';
      break;
    default:
      if ($height > 0 && $width > 0) {
        echo '<img width="' . $width . '" height="' . $height . '" src="http://szpileczki.com/up/' . $img . '"/>';
      } else {
        if ($kochamto == 1) {
          echo '<img src="http://kocham.to/up/' . $img . '"/>';
        } else {
          echo '<img src="http://szpileczki.com/up/' . $img . '"/>';
        }
      }
      break;
 }

especially if one of them doesn't exist since 2012

By Anonymous, 2016-11-19 14:54:36
public override List<Value> Values
{
    get 
    {
        if (_values == null && shouldLoadLazily)
        {
            _values = _lazerLoader.LoadValues<Value>()
        }
        
        return _values;
    }
    set 
    {
        throw new InvalidOperationException("Values are actually readonly- please set in constructor")
    }
}

How to create immutable fields in c#

By Unknown, 2017-12-12 14:42:38
  if(!Hardware::initialize()) {
    Serial.println("Hardware initialization failed!");
    for(;;){}
  }

  if(!UI.begin()) {
    Serial.println("SSD1306 allocation failed");
    for(;;){}
  }

For is best ever, why even bother with While, or even Return... Source of code: https://github.com/MausTec/nogasm-wifi/blob/master/ESP32_WiFi.ino

By Anonymous, 2020-11-22 20:05:34
<div class="scrollContent">
	{foreach $animations as $index => $a}
		{if $index > 2}
			{if $a.filename == '9_1447691013_3726.png'}
			{else}
				{if $a.filename == '9_1423150010_6441.png'}
				{else}
					{if $a.filename == '9_1423149959_5909.png'}
					{else}
						{if $a.filename == '9_1423149908_5874.png'}
						{else}
							{if $a.filename == '9_1528213223_6374.jpg'}
							{else}
								{if $a.filename == '9_1527670984_3732.jpg'}
								{else}

							<div class="spotlightFrame frame{$index+1} contains1" data-index="{$index}">
								{if $a.link}<a href="{$a.link}">{/if}
								<img src="/upload/{$a.filename}" alt="{$a.title}" />
								{if $a.link}</a>{/if}
							</div>

								{/if}
							{/if}
						{/if}
					{/if}
				{/if}
			{/if}
		{/if}
	{/foreach}
</div>

Handovers are great.

By Anonymous, 2018-07-09 14:50:36
try{
    //...
    getMyDataFromServer();
    //...
}catch(Excepion e){
    // :D
}

HMM FIXED BUG!

By H20, 2017-12-23 11:12:50
var list = new List<string>() { // Assume some items in the list };

for (var i = 0; i < list.Count; i++)
{
    var item = list[i];
    list.Remove(item);
    
    i--;
}

Simple alternative to List.Clear()

By Taylor, 2017-12-13 07:07:56
public class MetricsChecker
{
    protected const string AwaitingRecognitionCountMetricName = "AwaitingRecognitionCount";
    protected const string AwaitingExportCountMetricName = "AwaitingExportCount";
    protected const string NotYetDownloadedEventCountMetricName = "NotYetDownloadedEventCount";
    
    ...
    
    public virtual void PublishNotYetDownloadedEventCounts()
    {
        this.logger.Trace($"Starting to gather and publish {NotYetDownloadedEventCountMetricName}(s).");
        ...
    }
    
    ...
}
By Senior developer with 30 rear experience, 2019-12-13 16:22:28
	// Check if marked for deletion and run finalizers
	if k8sutil.IsMarkedForDeletion(instance.ObjectMeta) {
		return r.checkFinalizers(ctx, log, instance)
	}
By Anonymous, 2019-12-31 15:25:32
if (botCount < botCount)
    this.reconnect();
}

My friend wrote this code recently

By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 17:47:25
if student_id:
    assignments = Assignment.objects.filter(week__in=weeks)

    unenrolled_students = Wave.objects.filter(week__in=weeks).values_list('unenrolled_students', flat=True)

    # Construct responses based on assignment type
    Assignment.build_assignments_for_weeks(responses, assignments, students, unenrolled_students)
    max_num_assessments = Assessment.build_assessments_for_weeks(responses)
    Comment.build_comments_for_weeks(responses, weeks, students, unenrolled_students)

elif wave_id:
    assignments = Assignment.objects.filter(week__in=weeks)

    unenrolled_students = Wave.objects.filter(week__in=weeks).values_list('unenrolled_students', flat=True)

    # Construct responses based on assignment type
    Assignment.build_assignments_for_weeks(responses, assignments, students, unenrolled_students)
    max_num_assessments = Assessment.build_assessments_for_weeks(responses)
    Comment.build_comments_for_weeks(responses, weeks, students, unenrolled_students)

else:
    # can't happen
    pass
By Anonymous, 2018-03-23 12:46:10
function IsNumeric(sText) {
    var ValidChars = "0123456789.";
    var IsNumber = true;
    var Char;
    for (i = 0; i < sText.length && IsNumber == true; i++) {
        Char = sText.charAt(i);
        if (ValidChars.indexOf(Char) == -1) {
            IsNumber = false;
        }
    }
    return IsNumber;
}

So I suppose that "........" is a valid number...

By L, 2019-07-10 16:05:03
String zeroPad(int number) {
  return number < 10 ? "0" + number : String.valueOf(number);
}

You could just have done String.format("%02d", number);

By Anonymous, 2022-04-30 10:50:20
return isDisabled == false ? false : true;
By Anonymous, 2018-03-23 22:02:31