//Calculates x² of an integer up to ±1 million
var square = (function () {
	var s = "if(A==B){return C;}";
	var func = "var A=Math.abs(D|0);";
	for (var i = 0; i <= 1000000; i++) {
		func += s.replace(/B/, i).replace(/C/, i * i);
	}
	return new Function("D", func + "return Infinity;");
})();
By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 16:53:27
// IsFooBar being a boolean, we check if it's different from true and from false
if (x.IsFooBar != true && x.IsFooBar != false)
{
    return "error";
}

x.IsFooBar is juste a regular bool

By A senior developer, 2018-05-14 14:46:14
switch (kafkaStreams.state()) {
                case RUNNING: {
                    if (kafkaStreams.state().isRunning()) {
                        countDownLatch.countDown();
                    }
                }
                break;
By Anonymous, 2018-07-05 18:05:59
        //JSONObject input;
        
        String givenName = input.get("propName") != null ? (String)input.get("propName") : null;

WHAT DA FUCK ASSHOLES

By Anonymous, 2018-03-15 15:28:55
request.get_something = (something_id) => {
  return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
    database.find_all('something', { where: {something_id: something_id, is_deleted:0} }).then(function(res){
      let result = {};
      res = JSON.stringify(res);
      res = JSON.parse(res);
      res.forEach(function(element){
        if(typeof element.is_deleted != "undefined"){
          delete element.is_deleted;
        }
        let key = 'something_' + element.id;
        result[key] = element;
      });
      resolve(result);
    }, reject);
  });
}

I LOVE MY JOB!

By ADyingDeveloper, 2018-04-05 17:24:33
try {
    synchronized(this) {
        Object obj = null;

        if (obj.hashCode() == -1) {
            obj = new Object();
        }
    }
} catch (Throwable t) {
    throw t;
} finally {
    try {
        synchronized(this) {
            Object obj = null;

            if (obj.hashCode() == -1) {
                obj = new Object();
            }
        }
    } catch (Throwable t) {
        throw t;
    } finally {
        try {
            synchronized(this) {
                Object obj = null;

                if (obj.hashCode() == -1) {
                    obj = new Object();
                }
            }
        } catch (Throwable t) {
            throw t;
        } finally {
            System.exit(1);
        }
    }
}

Cool code

By Conclure, 2020-10-30 02:26:02
                    //read country intformation and assign to variables
                    cName = InpList.get(0).replace(",", ".");
                    cCode = InpList.get(1).replace(",", ".");
                    cAlpha2 = InpList.get(2).replace(",", ".");
                    cAbreviation = InpList.get(3).replace(",", ".");
                    dYear = InpList.get(4).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalCompatibility = InpList.get(5).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalCompatibility = InpList.get(6).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicCompatibility = InpList.get(7).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicCompatibility = InpList.get(8).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryCompatibility = InpList.get(9).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryCompatibility = InpList.get(10).replace(",", ".");
                    dDemoScore = InpList.get(11).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankDemoScore = InpList.get(12).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalCompatibility = InpList.get(13).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalCompatibility = InpList.get(14).replace(",", ".");
                    dSumCompatibility = InpList.get(15).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankCompatibility = InpList.get(16).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalUtility = InpList.get(17).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalUtility = InpList.get(18).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicUtility = InpList.get(19).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicUtility = InpList.get(20).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryUtility = InpList.get(21).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryUtility = InpList.get(22).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalUtility = InpList.get(23).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalUtility = InpList.get(24).replace(",", ".");
                    dSumUtility = InpList.get(25).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankUtility = InpList.get(26).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalScore = InpList.get(27).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalScore = InpList.get(28).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicScore = InpList.get(29).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicScore = InpList.get(30).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryScore = InpList.get(31).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryScore = InpList.get(32).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalScore = InpList.get(33).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalScore = InpList.get(34).replace(",", ".");
                    dAggregate = InpList.get(35).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankAggregate = InpList.get(36).replace(",", ".");
By Anonymous, 2017-12-17 21:45:26
if ($this->getTestSku()) {
   ...
} elseif ($this->getTestOffset() >= 0 && $this->getTestLimit() > 0) {
   ...
} else {
   Mage::throwException(sprintf("Invalid parameters for test mode: sku %s or offset %s and limit %s", $this->getTestSku(), $this->getTestOffset(), $this->getTestLimit()));
}
By Anonymous, 2018-03-13 13:56:56
	const ws = new WebSocket('wss://echo.websocket.org', {
		agent: new HttpsProxyAgent(`https://${proxy}`)
	});
	wsz.push(ws);
	ws.onopen = () => {
		if (ws.readyState === WebSocket.OPEN) {
			.....
			ws.close();
		}
	};
	ws.onerror = () => {
		ws.close();
	};

u just cant trust, just cant......

By Neon, 2018-10-23 18:14:26
@register.filter
def rangocinco(obj_id, limit):
    if (obj_id+5) > limit:
        if not (limit-4) == obj_id:
            # print((limit-4), obj_id, flush=True)
            return range((limit-4), (limit+1))
        else:
            # print('SI NO', flush=True)
            return range((obj_id-2), (obj_id+3))
    else:
        # print('NO', flush=True)
        if (obj_id-4) < 2:
            # print('NO SI', flush=True)
            return range(obj_id, (obj_id+5))
        else:
            # print('NO NO', flush=True)
            return range((obj_id-4), (obj_id+1))

Fuck

By rootweiller, 2020-03-11 21:17:16
	// Check if marked for deletion and run finalizers
	if k8sutil.IsMarkedForDeletion(instance.ObjectMeta) {
		return r.checkFinalizers(ctx, log, instance)
	}
By Anonymous, 2019-12-31 15:25:32
$number = int(1);
By Richard Chipper, 2017-12-14 08:22:23
if(!strncmp(pcTagName,strlim,(int)strlen(strlim))) return "";
By Anonymous, 2021-06-08 19:32:50
this.props.HeaderStore.setHeader(true, null, false, false, true, true,'dashboardNavigation');
By Fluttershy, 2018-01-19 08:53:26
 private void EnableGPSAutoMatically() {
        GoogleApiClient googleApiClient = null;
        if (googleApiClient == null) {
            oogleApiClient = new GoogleApiClient.Builder(this)
                    .addApi(LocationServices.API).addConnectionCallbacks(this)
                    .addOnConnectionFailedListener(this).build();
            /* about 50 lines of code were here ... 
             * all depends on this if statement ... !
             * Actually the whole method depends on this if statement ! */
                    }
                }
            });
        }
}

what if that mysterious power change it to be not null !! It gonna be a holly object and You should not "new" it anymore ?! damn ... :)))

By Anonymous, 2018-03-28 11:31:15