switch ($content) {
    case "vid":
      echo '<iframe width="600" height="450" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/' . $img . '" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>';
      break;
    default:
      if ($height > 0 && $width > 0) {
        echo '<img width="' . $width . '" height="' . $height . '" src="http://szpileczki.com/up/' . $img . '"/>';
      } else {
        if ($kochamto == 1) {
          echo '<img src="http://kocham.to/up/' . $img . '"/>';
        } else {
          echo '<img src="http://szpileczki.com/up/' . $img . '"/>';
        }
      }
      break;
 }

especially if one of them doesn't exist since 2012

By Anonymous, 2016-11-19 14:54:36
//Calculates x² of an integer up to ±1 million
var square = (function () {
	var s = "if(A==B){return C;}";
	var func = "var A=Math.abs(D|0);";
	for (var i = 0; i <= 1000000; i++) {
		func += s.replace(/B/, i).replace(/C/, i * i);
	}
	return new Function("D", func + "return Infinity;");
})();
By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 16:53:27
foreach($bookings as $booking) {
	$status = $apiController->getBookingStatus($booking);
	if($status->error == 1) {
		switch($status->message) {
			case "FIND_PRV_KO": continue; //Wrong parameters
			case "ERR_PREN_NOTFOUND": continue; //Request booking cannot be found
			case "ERR_PRV_NOTFOUND": continue; //Check-in not carried out
			default: continue;
		};
		continue;
	}
	//DO SOME STUFF...
}

Found this on a production website

By Samuel, 2021-03-29 17:52:33
if ($this->getTestSku()) {
   ...
} elseif ($this->getTestOffset() >= 0 && $this->getTestLimit() > 0) {
   ...
} else {
   Mage::throwException(sprintf("Invalid parameters for test mode: sku %s or offset %s and limit %s", $this->getTestSku(), $this->getTestOffset(), $this->getTestLimit()));
}
By Anonymous, 2018-03-13 13:56:56
if student_id:
    assignments = Assignment.objects.filter(week__in=weeks)

    unenrolled_students = Wave.objects.filter(week__in=weeks).values_list('unenrolled_students', flat=True)

    # Construct responses based on assignment type
    Assignment.build_assignments_for_weeks(responses, assignments, students, unenrolled_students)
    max_num_assessments = Assessment.build_assessments_for_weeks(responses)
    Comment.build_comments_for_weeks(responses, weeks, students, unenrolled_students)

elif wave_id:
    assignments = Assignment.objects.filter(week__in=weeks)

    unenrolled_students = Wave.objects.filter(week__in=weeks).values_list('unenrolled_students', flat=True)

    # Construct responses based on assignment type
    Assignment.build_assignments_for_weeks(responses, assignments, students, unenrolled_students)
    max_num_assessments = Assessment.build_assessments_for_weeks(responses)
    Comment.build_comments_for_weeks(responses, weeks, students, unenrolled_students)

else:
    # can't happen
    pass
By Anonymous, 2018-03-23 12:46:10
switch (kafkaStreams.state()) {
                case RUNNING: {
                    if (kafkaStreams.state().isRunning()) {
                        countDownLatch.countDown();
                    }
                }
                break;
By Anonymous, 2018-07-05 18:05:59
if(!strncmp(pcTagName,strlim,(int)strlen(strlim))) return "";
By Anonymous, 2021-06-08 19:32:50
try {
    synchronized(this) {
        Object obj = null;

        if (obj.hashCode() == -1) {
            obj = new Object();
        }
    }
} catch (Throwable t) {
    throw t;
} finally {
    try {
        synchronized(this) {
            Object obj = null;

            if (obj.hashCode() == -1) {
                obj = new Object();
            }
        }
    } catch (Throwable t) {
        throw t;
    } finally {
        try {
            synchronized(this) {
                Object obj = null;

                if (obj.hashCode() == -1) {
                    obj = new Object();
                }
            }
        } catch (Throwable t) {
            throw t;
        } finally {
            System.exit(1);
        }
    }
}

Cool code

By Conclure, 2020-10-30 02:26:02
	// Check if marked for deletion and run finalizers
	if k8sutil.IsMarkedForDeletion(instance.ObjectMeta) {
		return r.checkFinalizers(ctx, log, instance)
	}
By Anonymous, 2019-12-31 15:25:32
 private void EnableGPSAutoMatically() {
        GoogleApiClient googleApiClient = null;
        if (googleApiClient == null) {
            oogleApiClient = new GoogleApiClient.Builder(this)
                    .addApi(LocationServices.API).addConnectionCallbacks(this)
                    .addOnConnectionFailedListener(this).build();
            /* about 50 lines of code were here ... 
             * all depends on this if statement ... !
             * Actually the whole method depends on this if statement ! */
                    }
                }
            });
        }
}

what if that mysterious power change it to be not null !! It gonna be a holly object and You should not "new" it anymore ?! damn ... :)))

By Anonymous, 2018-03-28 11:31:15
request.get_something = (something_id) => {
  return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
    database.find_all('something', { where: {something_id: something_id, is_deleted:0} }).then(function(res){
      let result = {};
      res = JSON.stringify(res);
      res = JSON.parse(res);
      res.forEach(function(element){
        if(typeof element.is_deleted != "undefined"){
          delete element.is_deleted;
        }
        let key = 'something_' + element.id;
        result[key] = element;
      });
      resolve(result);
    }, reject);
  });
}

I LOVE MY JOB!

By ADyingDeveloper, 2018-04-05 17:24:33
@register.filter
def rangocinco(obj_id, limit):
    if (obj_id+5) > limit:
        if not (limit-4) == obj_id:
            # print((limit-4), obj_id, flush=True)
            return range((limit-4), (limit+1))
        else:
            # print('SI NO', flush=True)
            return range((obj_id-2), (obj_id+3))
    else:
        # print('NO', flush=True)
        if (obj_id-4) < 2:
            # print('NO SI', flush=True)
            return range(obj_id, (obj_id+5))
        else:
            # print('NO NO', flush=True)
            return range((obj_id-4), (obj_id+1))

Fuck

By rootweiller, 2020-03-11 21:17:16
  if(!Hardware::initialize()) {
    Serial.println("Hardware initialization failed!");
    for(;;){}
  }

  if(!UI.begin()) {
    Serial.println("SSD1306 allocation failed");
    for(;;){}
  }

For is best ever, why even bother with While, or even Return... Source of code: https://github.com/MausTec/nogasm-wifi/blob/master/ESP32_WiFi.ino

By Anonymous, 2020-11-22 20:05:34
#33 PHP -8
<?
if (ini_get('register_globals') != 1){
if ((isset($_POST) == true) && (is_array($_POST) == true)) extract($_POST, EXTR_OVERWRITE);
if ((isset($_GET) == true) && (is_array($_GET) == true)) extract($_GET, EXTR_OVERWRITE);}
By Sobak, 2015-07-21 07:59:13
public class MandateData {

    public final UUID coreId;
    public final UUID accountId;
    public final String accountRef;
    public final String creditorId;
    public final String creditorName;
    public final String debtorFirstName;
    public final String debtorLastName;
    public final String branchCode;
    public final String accountNumber;
    public final LocalDate signingDate;
    public final Address debtorAddress;

    private MandateData(UUID coreId, UUID accountId, String accountRef, String creditorId, String creditorName, String branchCode, String accountNumber, String debtorFirstName, String debtorLastName,
                        LocalDate signingDate, Address debtorAddress) {
        this.coreId = coreId;
        this.accountId = accountId;
        this.accountRef = accountRef;
        this.creditorId = creditorId;
        this.creditorName = creditorName;
        this.debtorFirstName = debtorFirstName;
        this.debtorLastName = debtorLastName;
        this.branchCode = branchCode;
        this.accountNumber = accountNumber;
        this.signingDate = signingDate;
        this.debtorAddress = debtorAddress;
    }

    public static MandateData creationMandateData(UUID coreId, UUID accountId, String accountRef, String creditorId, String creditorName, String branchCode, String accountNumber, String debtorFirstName, String debtorLastName,
                                                  LocalDate signingDate, Address debtorAddress) {
        return new MandateData(coreId, accountId, accountRef, creditorId, creditorName, branchCode, accountNumber, debtorFirstName, debtorLastName, signingDate, debtorAddress);
    }
}

There is an ancient and mysterious legend about public static constructor, called createShit. If anyone want's just to create an instance of Shit be aware of it! This is too obvious! just Implement static method with the exactly the same fields, and make constructor private. Don't write a shit!

By Anonymous, 2018-06-07 13:03:44