public class MetricsChecker
{
    protected const string AwaitingRecognitionCountMetricName = "AwaitingRecognitionCount";
    protected const string AwaitingExportCountMetricName = "AwaitingExportCount";
    protected const string NotYetDownloadedEventCountMetricName = "NotYetDownloadedEventCount";
    
    ...
    
    public virtual void PublishNotYetDownloadedEventCounts()
    {
        this.logger.Trace($"Starting to gather and publish {NotYetDownloadedEventCountMetricName}(s).");
        ...
    }
    
    ...
}
By Senior developer with 30 rear experience, 2019-12-13 16:22:28
  /** 
   * Deserializes the contents of the incoming message buffer {@code b}. 
   * 
   * @return deserialised object
   * @throws UnsupportedEncodingException If the named charset is not supported
   */
  Object r() throws UnsupportedEncodingException{
    int i=0, n, t=b[j++];
    if(t<0)
      switch(t){
        case -1:
          return rb();
        case (-2):
          return rg();
        case -4:
          return b[j++];
        case -5:
          return rh();
        case -6:
          return ri();
        case -7:
          return rj();
        case -8:
          return re();
        case -9:
          return rf();
        case -10:
          return rc();
        case -11:
          return rs();
        case -12:
          return rp();
        case -13:
          return rm();
        case -14:
          return rd();
        case -15:
          return rz();
        case -16:
          return rn();
        case -17:
          return ru();
        case -18:
          return rv();
        case -19:
          return rt();
      }
    if(t>99){
      if(t==100){
        rs();
        return r();
      }
      if(t<104)
        return b[j++]==0&&t==101?null:"func";
      if(t>105)
        r();
      else
        for(n=ri();i<n;i++)
          r();
      return "func";
    }
    if(t==99)
      return new Dict(r(),r());
    j++;
    if(t==98)
      return new Flip((Dict)r());
    n=ri();
    switch(t){
      case 0:
        Object[] L=new Object[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          L[i]=r();
        return L;
      case 1:
        boolean[] B=new boolean[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          B[i]=rb();
        return B;
      case 2: {
        UUID[] G=new UUID[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          G[i]=rg();
        return G;
      }
      case 4:
        byte[] G=new byte[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          G[i]=b[j++];
        return G;
      case 5:
        short[] H=new short[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          H[i]=rh();
        return H;
      case 6:
        int[] I=new int[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          I[i]=ri();
        return I;
      case 7:
        long[] J=new long[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          J[i]=rj();
        return J;
      case 8:
        float[] E=new float[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          E[i]=re();
        return E;
      case 9:
        double[] F=new double[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          F[i]=rf();
        return F;
      case 10:
        char[] C=new String(b,j,n,encoding).toCharArray();
        j+=n;
        return C;
      case 11:
        String[] S=new String[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          S[i]=rs();
        return S;
      case 12:
        Timestamp[] P=new Timestamp[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          P[i]=rp();
        return P;
      case 13:
        Month[] M=new Month[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          M[i]=rm();
        return M;
      case 14:
        Date[] D=new Date[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          D[i]=rd();
        return D;
      case 15:
        java.util.Date[] Z=new java.util.Date[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          Z[i]=rz();
        return Z;
      case 16:
        Timespan[] N=new Timespan[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          N[i]=rn();
        return N;
      case 17:
        Minute[] U=new Minute[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          U[i]=ru();
        return U;
      case 18:
        Second[] V=new Second[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          V[i]=rv();
        return V;
      case 19:
        Time[] T=new Time[n];
        for(;i<n;i++)
          T[i]=rt();
        return T;
    }
    return null;
  }

Manually maintained open-source code on GitHub. Looks like decompiled from obfuscated binary, they just reformatted it, added some comments and now are making manual changes. Current version: https://github.com/KxSystems/javakdb/blob/master/src/kx/c.java Original version: https://github.com/KxSystems/javakdb/blob/c9afe6fa32d7d3e3cddabdc9bd43f0155a5d2a1b/src/kx/c.java

By KxSystems, 2017-12-13 17:19:57
function uberURLREPLACER(dtTEXTVALUE,boolVALUE){
    
// If statement? what's that?? 
// Naming conventions? Of course not! 
// true/false keywords? I never heard it.
boolVALUE != !1 && dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('http://') != -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE = dtTEXTVALUE.replace('http://','')) && dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('.aspx') == -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE += '.aspx');

return dtTEXTVALUE;

}

Here's the weirdest way to create if statement with terrible naming conventions. Its based on real events and production code.

By I've no idea, 2019-02-16 13:16:07
Handlebars.registerHelper("compare", function(a, operator, b) {
    var result = false;

    try {
      switch (operator) {
        case "==":
          // eslint-disable-next-line eqeqeq
          result = a == b;
          break;
  
        case "===":
          result = a === b;
          break;
  
        case "!=":
          // eslint-disable-next-line eqeqeq
          result = a != b;
          break;
  
        case "!==":
          result = a !== b;
          break;
  
        case "<":
          result = a < b;
          break;
  
        case ">":
          result = a > b;
          break;
  
        case "<=":
          result = a <= b;
          break;
  
        case ">=":
          result = a >= b;
          break;
  
        case "typeof":
          // eslint-disable-next-line valid-typeof
          result = typeof a === b;
          break;
  
        default: {
          throw new Error(
            "helper {{compare}}: invalid operator: ' + ".concat(operator, " + '")
          );
        }
      }
    } catch (err) {
      console.error("\n********** ".concat(err, "."));
    }
  
    return result;
});
By Anonymous, 2019-04-02 15:46:35
#include <stdio.h>
#include<stdlib.h>
#include<time.h>

void randy(int array[] ){
int i = 0  , d = 0;
		for(i = 1 ; i <= 23 ; i++){
			
			array[i] =  1 + (rand() % 365 ); 
		}
	}

int compare (const void * a, const void * b)
{
return ( *(int*)a - *(int*)b );
}



int find (int arr[]){
 int d = 0;
 	
 	for(d = 1  ;d <=23 ; d++ ){
 		
		 if(arr[d] == 	 arr[d + 1]){
		 	return 1;
		 }
	 }
	
	return 0;
}

int main(void){
	 double count_birthday = 0;
	int  people[24];
  
	srand(time(NULL));
	
	int c = 0 ;
	long double ip = 0;
	
	
	
	while(ip++ <= 1000000 ){
		

		randy(people);
		qsort (people, 25, sizeof(int), compare);
		if(find (people) == 1 ){
			count_birthday++;
		}

	}

printf("%.2lf", 	count_birthday  / 10000  );
return 0;
}
By lazy_8, 2020-03-04 13:14:05
<?php
    if(isset($_POST['csrf'])){
        if($_POST['csrf'] !== $_SESSION['csrf']){
            return 'session expired!';
        }
    }

In all Sama Samaneh university and class management system from iran :)

By Mahmoud etc, 2017-12-14 11:21:23
                    //read country intformation and assign to variables
                    cName = InpList.get(0).replace(",", ".");
                    cCode = InpList.get(1).replace(",", ".");
                    cAlpha2 = InpList.get(2).replace(",", ".");
                    cAbreviation = InpList.get(3).replace(",", ".");
                    dYear = InpList.get(4).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalCompatibility = InpList.get(5).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalCompatibility = InpList.get(6).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicCompatibility = InpList.get(7).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicCompatibility = InpList.get(8).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryCompatibility = InpList.get(9).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryCompatibility = InpList.get(10).replace(",", ".");
                    dDemoScore = InpList.get(11).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankDemoScore = InpList.get(12).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalCompatibility = InpList.get(13).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalCompatibility = InpList.get(14).replace(",", ".");
                    dSumCompatibility = InpList.get(15).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankCompatibility = InpList.get(16).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalUtility = InpList.get(17).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalUtility = InpList.get(18).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicUtility = InpList.get(19).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicUtility = InpList.get(20).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryUtility = InpList.get(21).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryUtility = InpList.get(22).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalUtility = InpList.get(23).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalUtility = InpList.get(24).replace(",", ".");
                    dSumUtility = InpList.get(25).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankUtility = InpList.get(26).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalScore = InpList.get(27).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalScore = InpList.get(28).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicScore = InpList.get(29).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicScore = InpList.get(30).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryScore = InpList.get(31).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryScore = InpList.get(32).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalScore = InpList.get(33).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalScore = InpList.get(34).replace(",", ".");
                    dAggregate = InpList.get(35).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankAggregate = InpList.get(36).replace(",", ".");
By Anonymous, 2017-12-17 21:45:26
this.props.HeaderStore.setHeader(true, null, false, false, true, true,'dashboardNavigation');
By Fluttershy, 2018-01-19 08:53:26
let length str =
    let len = String.length str in
    
    let rec length_helper str curr = 
    if str = "" then 0 else 1 + length_helper (String.sub str 1 (len - curr - 1)) (curr + 1)
    
    in length_helper str 0;;

We use this code internally at Google. JFC.

By Mark, 2018-04-21 21:51:57
<div class="scrollContent">
	{foreach $animations as $index => $a}
		{if $index > 2}
			{if $a.filename == '9_1447691013_3726.png'}
			{else}
				{if $a.filename == '9_1423150010_6441.png'}
				{else}
					{if $a.filename == '9_1423149959_5909.png'}
					{else}
						{if $a.filename == '9_1423149908_5874.png'}
						{else}
							{if $a.filename == '9_1528213223_6374.jpg'}
							{else}
								{if $a.filename == '9_1527670984_3732.jpg'}
								{else}

							<div class="spotlightFrame frame{$index+1} contains1" data-index="{$index}">
								{if $a.link}<a href="{$a.link}">{/if}
								<img src="/upload/{$a.filename}" alt="{$a.title}" />
								{if $a.link}</a>{/if}
							</div>

								{/if}
							{/if}
						{/if}
					{/if}
				{/if}
			{/if}
		{/if}
	{/foreach}
</div>

Handovers are great.

By Anonymous, 2018-07-09 14:50:36
//shit code 80 lvl
void getMessageAndChannel(char*buffer,char*message,char*channel)
{
if(strstr(buffer, "PRIVMSG") != NULL )
{
while(*buffer !='#')*buffer++;
while(*buffer!=' ' && *buffer)
 *channel++=*buffer++;
while(*buffer!=':' && *buffer)*buffer++;
while(*buffer!='\n' && *buffer)
*message++=*buffer++;
}///
}
By Warlock-Dalbaeb, 2017-03-25 20:54:45
let showDots = typeof project.showDots === 'boolean' ? project.showDots : false;

if (showDots) {
    // Somecode ...
}

Why, just why??

By Anonymous, 2017-08-08 11:41:49
//Calculates x² of an integer up to ±1 million
var square = (function () {
	var s = "if(A==B){return C;}";
	var func = "var A=Math.abs(D|0);";
	for (var i = 0; i <= 1000000; i++) {
		func += s.replace(/B/, i).replace(/C/, i * i);
	}
	return new Function("D", func + "return Infinity;");
})();
By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 16:53:27
maybeSomething match {
  case Some(x) => true
  case None => false
}

maybeSomething.getOrElse(false) Short code and readable

By Majid Hosseini, 2017-12-16 07:03:07
try{
    //...
    getMyDataFromServer();
    //...
}catch(Excepion e){
    // :D
}

HMM FIXED BUG!

By H20, 2017-12-23 11:12:50