"  ".split(" ");

Very weird code found multiple times in old code base.

By heldt, 2017-12-12 12:03:14
precision mediump float;
uniform float time;
uniform vec2 resolution;
#define equals =
#define divided /
#define plus +
#define minus -
#define times *
#define by
#define point .
#define zero 0.
#define one 1.
#define five 5.
#define output gl_FragColor
#define then {
#define end }
#define less <
#define than
#define increment ++
#define afterwards ;
#define comma ,
#define semi .5
#define hundred 100.
void main ( void ) then
	vec2 uv equals gl_FragCoord point xy divided by resolution point xy afterwards
	float number equals sin( time plus uv point y ) afterwards
	for ( float i equals zero afterwards i less than five afterwards increment i) then
		number equals mod ( uv point x comma number ) afterwards
	end
	output equals vec4 (uv point x comma uv point y comma number times hundred comma one ) afterwards
end
By Anonymous, 2017-12-14 17:39:23
public List<Location> searchLocations(final String phrase) {
        final String like = phrase.replaceAll("(\\s)", "%$1") + "%";
        final List<Location> result = getLocations(
                "replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(replace(\n" +
                        "replace(lower(name),'.',' '),\n" +
                        "'á','a'),\n" +
                        "'é','e'),\n" +
                        "'í','i'),\n" +
                        "'ĺ','l'),\n" +
                        "'ó','o'),\n" +
                        "'ŕ','r'),\n" +
                        "'ú','u'),\n" +
                        "'ý','y'),\n" +
                        "'č','c'),\n" +
                        "'ď','s'),\n" +
                        "'ľ','l'),\n" +
                        "'ň','n'),\n" +
                        "'š','s'),\n" +
                        "'ť','t'),\n" +
                        "'ž','z'),\n" +
                        "'ä','a'),\n" +
                        "'ô','o') LIKE lower(?)\n" +
                        "ORDER BY CASE country_code WHEN 'SK' THEN 0 ELSE 1 END, length(name), name", like);
        return result;
    }

Author: I am satisfied with the project and I don't think I have anything to be ashamed of

By Anonymous, 2020-07-16 10:49:27
#include<stdio.h>
#include<stdlib.h>	
#include<string.h>	
	int main(void){
	void run_func(char *map[], char *fnt  , char *km , float *x ,  float *y , int line , int row , int lift    );
				char *long_met[3][8] = {{"mile","0.621371"  ,  "yard","1093.61" , "fut","3280.84" , "duim","39370.1" } ,
							{ "mile" ,"1.60934" , "yard","0.0009144" ,  "fut","0.0003048" ,  "duim","0.0000254"},
 			   				{"kilometer","1"  , "meter","1000"  ,   "stmeter","100000" ,   "mmeter","1000000" } }; 
				char *amount[3][4] = { { "gallon" , "0.264172" ,       "quarta" , "1.05669"     } , 
						{"gallon" , " 3.78541"  ,     "quarta" , "0.946353"   },
						{"litr" , "1"  , "mililitr" , "1000"   }};
				char *mass[3][8] = {   {"eng.tonna","0.984207"  ,  "amer.tonna","1.10231" , "stone","157.473" , "funt","2204.62" } ,
   						{ "eng.tonna" , "1.01605" , "amer.tonna", "0.907185" ,  "stone","0.00635029" ,  "funt","0.000453592"},
						{"tonna","1" ,         "kilogram" , "1000"  , "miligram","100000"   , "microgram","1000000"  }}; 
				char **cp;
				char *buf_data;
				char *fnt_sys;
				char *mtr_sys;
				char *word[100];
	while(1){
	int bg  = 0,convert_ch = 3,y = 0, d = 0, numb = 0;
  	float mn =0  , xm = 0 ;
	printf("%s", "enter data for converter: ");
		fgets( (char *) word, 99 ,stdin);
		buf_data = strtok((char *) word, " ");
		if( ! strcmp(buf_data, "funt.sys"   )     ){
		convert_ch = 0;	
		}
		else	if( ! strcmp(buf_data, "metric.sys"    )     ){
			convert_ch = 1;	
		}
		for( bg = 0 ;  buf_data != NULL;  buf_data = strtok(NULL, " ")  , bg++ ) {
			switch(bg){
				case 1:
					if( !strcmp("long_met" , buf_data  )  ){
			  			 y	=   sizeof(*long_met) / sizeof(long_met[0][0]); 
	          	      	                 d	=   sizeof(long_met) /   sizeof(long_met[0][0]); 
			  		        cp  = &long_met[convert_ch][0]  ;
					}
			   		else if(!strcmp("amount" , buf_data  ) ){
			  			 y	= sizeof(*amount) /  sizeof(amount [0][0]); 
		            	                 d	= sizeof(amount) /  sizeof(amount[0][0]); 
				    	        cp = &amount[convert_ch][0] ;
					}
				 	else if(!strcmp("mass" , buf_data  ) ){
				  		 y	= sizeof(*mass ) /  sizeof(mass[0][0]); 
		         		         d	= sizeof(mass ) /  sizeof(mass[0][0]); 
				 		 cp = &mass[convert_ch][0] ; 
					}
					break;
				case 2:
				fnt_sys = buf_data;
					break;
				case 3:
				mtr_sys = buf_data;
					break;
				case 4:
				numb =   atoi(buf_data);
					break;
			}
		}
		if( !y || !d || !cp || convert_ch == 3 || !numb ){
	
			puts("error");
		}
		else{
			run_func( cp,   fnt_sys ,  mtr_sys , &mn ,  &xm , y  , d , convert_ch );
			if( !mn || !xm  ){
		puts("error");
				} else{
			printf("%f\n" , !convert_ch  ?    (mn  /  xm ) * numb :  (  mn  *  xm   ) * numb         );	
			}
		}
	}
	return 0;
	}
	void run_func(char *map[], char *fnt  , char *km , float *x ,  float *y , int line , int row  , int lift    ){
		int m ;
	if(  ( lift )   ){
			row    -= line;	
		}
	for(  m = 0 ; m <= line   ; m++){
		if(!strcmp(fnt,map[m])){
			*x = atof(map[m  + 1] )  ;
			break;
			}
		}
	for( m =   (row  - line) ; m <=  row - 1  ; m++){
		if( !strcmp( km   ,  map[m] ) ){
			*y = atof(map[m  + 1 ] );
			break;
				}
			}
		}
By Gne4do, 2019-02-26 14:38:14
$('#userCheck').not(this).prop('checked', false);
By Anonymous, 2019-04-17 10:54:22
public partial class Form1 : Form
   {
      public Form1()
      {
         InitializeComponent();
      }

      protected override void OnLoad(EventArgs e)
      {
         base.OnLoad(e);
         var token = new CancellationTokenSource().Token;
         Task.Factory.StartNew (() => {
            while (!token.IsCancellationRequested) {
               try {
                  if (/*Condition*/)
                     this.Invoke(new Action(() => label.Text = " =)"));
                  else
                     this.Invoke(new Action(() => label.Text = " =("));
                  Thread.Sleep(10);
               }
               catch (Exception) {
                  throw;
               }
               finally {
                  throw new Exception();
               }
            }
         }) ;
      }
   }

My collegue's way of using multithreading features (and exceptions handling) :)

By Loganjii, 2019-10-09 15:00:18
double zuida(std::vector<double> vec) {
	std::vector<double> temp;
	for(int i = 0; i < vec.size(); i++)
		temp.push_back(vec[i]);
notend:
	if(temp.size() > 0) {
		if(temp.size() < 2) {
			double tmp = *(&temp[0]);
			return tmp;
		}
		else if(temp.size() >= 2) {
			double mini = temp[0];
			int ind = 0;
			for(int i = 0; i < temp.size(); i++)
				if(temp[i] < mini) {
					mini = temp[i];
					ind = i;
				}
			temp.erase(temp.begin() + ind);
			goto notend;
		}
	}
}

The beauty is that every case is the best (also worst) case!

By Anonymous, 2019-10-12 10:42:23
    if [ $product == "consul" ]
    then
       aws s3 cp s3://${path}/${product}/prem/${version}/${product}-enterprise_${version}+prem_linux_amd64.zip .
       unzip ${product}-enterprise_${version}+prem_linux_amd64.zip
       rm   ${product}-enterprise_${version}+prem_linux_amd64.zip
    else
       aws s3 cp s3://${path}/${product}/prem/${version}/${product}-enterprise_${version}+prem_linux_amd64.zip .
       unzip ${product}-enterprise_${version}+prem_linux_amd64.zip
       rm   ${product}-enterprise_${version}+prem_linux_amd64.zip
    fi 
By Anonymous, 2019-10-22 15:10:43
public class CustomBoolean {

    private Container<java.lang.Boolean> booleanContainer;

    public CustomBoolean(Container<Boolean> booleanContainer) {
        CustomBoolean custom_boolean = getThis();
        custom_boolean.booleanContainer = booleanContainer;
    }

    private <T extends Object> T getThis() {
        return (T) (Object) (T) this;
    }

    public Container<Boolean> getBooleanContainer() {
        return booleanContainer;
    }

    public static CustomBoolean create(Boolean value) {
        return new CustomBoolean(Container.builder().setValue(true).build());
    }

    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println(CustomBoolean.create(Boolean.TRUE).getBooleanContainer().getObject());
    }

    public static class Container<T extends Object> {

        private T object = null;

        private Container(T object) {
            Container<T> _this = getThis();
            _this.object = (T) (Object) object;
        }

        private <T extends Object> T getThis() {
            return (T) (Object) (T) this;
        }

        public static Builder builder() {
            return new Builder();
        }

        public T getObject() {
            return object;
        }

        public static class Builder<T extends Object> {
            private T value;

            public Builder<T> setValue(T value) {
                Container<T> _this = getThis();
                _this.object = (T) (Object) value;
                return this;
            }

            private <T extends Object> T getThis() {
                return (T) (Object) (T) this;
            }

            public Container build() {
                return new Container(value);
            }
        }
    }
} // Dort#0001

trolled

By Dort, 2022-03-24 21:41:54
Public Shared Function CompeleteDateStr(DateStr As String) As String
    'MBS 96-09-25: High Caliber DataEntry
    Dim DateVal = CType(DateStr, Integer)
    If DateVal < 1 Then Return ""
    If DateVal < maxDay Then 'DayOnly
        Return MakeJalaliDate(curYear, curMonth, DateVal, _4DigitYear)
    ElseIf DateVal > maxDay Then
        Dim YearPiece? As Short = Nothing, MonthPiece? As Byte = Nothing, DayPiece As Byte
        Select Case DateVal
            Case Is < 100
                MonthPiece = (DateVal \ 10) Mod 10
                DayPiece = DateVal Mod 10
                If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) AndAlso IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, curYear) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(curYear, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
            Case Is < 1000
                MonthPiece = DateVal \ 10
                DayPiece = DateVal Mod 10
                If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) AndAlso IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, curYear) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(curYear, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                MonthPiece = (DateVal \ 100) Mod 10
                DayPiece = DateVal Mod 100
                If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) AndAlso IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, curYear) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(curYear, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                DayPiece = DateVal \ 10
                MonthPiece = DateVal Mod 10
                If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) AndAlso IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, curYear) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(curYear, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                DayPiece = (DateVal \ 100) Mod 10
                MonthPiece = DateVal Mod 100
                If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) AndAlso IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, curYear) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(curYear, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
            Case Is < 10000
                MonthPiece = DateVal \ 100
                DayPiece = DateVal Mod 100
                If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) AndAlso IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, curYear) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(curYear, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                MonthPiece = DateVal Mod 100
                DayPiece = DateVal \ 100
                If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) AndAlso IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, curYear) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(curYear, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                DayPiece = DateVal \ 100
                MonthPiece = DateVal Mod 100
                If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) AndAlso IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, curYear) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(curYear, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                DayPiece = DateVal Mod 100
                MonthPiece = DateVal \ 100
                If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) AndAlso IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, curYear) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(curYear, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                MonthPiece = (DateVal \ 10) Mod 10
                YearPiece = DateVal \ 100
                If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) Then
                    DayPiece = DateVal Mod 10
                    If IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, YearPiece) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(YearPiece, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                Else
                    MonthPiece = (DateVal \ 100) Mod 10
                    YearPiece = DateVal Mod 100
                    DayPiece = DateVal \ 1000
                    If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) AndAlso IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, YearPiece) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(YearPiece, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                End If
            Case Is < 100000
                Dim DaySize As Byte = 2
                MonthPiece = (DateVal Mod 1000) \ 10
                If Not IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) Then
                    MonthPiece = (DateVal \ 100) Mod 10
                    DaySize = 1
                    If Not IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) Then Return ""
                End If
                YearPiece = DateVal \ 1000
                DayPiece = DateVal Mod 10 ^ DaySize
                If IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, YearPiece) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(YearPiece, MonthPiece, DayPiece)
                YearPiece = DateVal Mod 100
                DayPiece = DateVal \ (10000 \ (10 ^ DaySize))
                If IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, YearPiece) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(YearPiece, MonthPiece, DayPiece)
            Case Is < 1000000
                MonthPiece = (DateVal Mod 10000) \ 100
                If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) Then
                    YearPiece = DateVal \ 10000
                    DayPiece = DateVal Mod 100
                    If IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, YearPiece) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(YearPiece, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                    YearPiece = DateVal Mod 100
                    DayPiece = DateVal \ 10000
                    If IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, YearPiece) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(YearPiece, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                End If
                YearPiece = DateVal \ 100
                If YearPiece > 1300 AndAlso YearPiece < 1500 Then
                    MonthPiece = (DateVal \ 10) Mod 10
                    DayPiece = DateVal Mod 10
                    If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) AndAlso IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, YearPiece) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(YearPiece, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                End If
                YearPiece = DateVal Mod 10000
                If YearPiece > 1300 AndAlso YearPiece < 1400 Then
                    DayPiece = DateVal \ 100000
                    MonthPiece = (DateVal \ 10000) Mod 10
                    If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) AndAlso IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, YearPiece) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(YearPiece + If(_4DigitYear, 0, -1300), MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                End If
            Case Is < 10000000
                Dim DaySize As Byte = 2
                MonthPiece = (DateVal Mod 1000) \ 10
                If Not IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) Then
                    MonthPiece = (DateVal \ 100) Mod 10
                    DaySize = 2
                    If Not IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) Then Return ""
                End If
                YearPiece = DateVal \ 1000
                DayPiece = DateVal Mod 10 ^ DaySize
                If IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, YearPiece) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(YearPiece, MonthPiece, DayPiece)
                YearPiece = DateVal Mod 10000
                DayPiece = DateVal \ (100000 * (10 ^ DaySize))
                If IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, YearPiece) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(YearPiece, MonthPiece, DayPiece)
            Case Is < 100000000
                MonthPiece = (DateVal Mod 10000) \ 100 '13961229
                If IsValidMonth(MonthPiece) Then
                    YearPiece = DateVal \ 10000
                    DayPiece = DateVal Mod 100
                    If IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, YearPiece) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(YearPiece, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                    YearPiece = DateVal Mod 10000
                    DayPiece = DateVal \ 1000000
                    If IsValidDay(DayPiece, MonthPiece, YearPiece) Then Return MakeJalaliDate(YearPiece, MonthPiece, DayPiece, _4DigitYear)
                End If
        End Select
        Return ""
    End If
End Function

this code is so wrong in so many different levels

By NoobProger, 2017-12-20 12:37:08
#997 Java +19
final int two_fifty_five_hex = 0xFF
final int two_fifty_five_dec = 255

One is in hex but the other is in decimal! Watch out, make sure you use the correct 255, not the other 255.

By Anonymous, 2020-04-28 14:52:27
    foreach ($desired_components as $name => $junk) {
      list($component_value, $component_comments) = self::unpackPair($desired_components[$name]);
      $desired_components[$name] = self::packPair(round($component_value, 2), $component_comments);
    }
By Anonymous, 2018-01-10 09:01:18
if HOST == 'AdaLovelace' or HOST == 'vbu' or HOST == 'asus':
    urlpatterns += patterns('',
        (r'^site_media/(?P<path>.*)$', 'django.views.static.serve', {'document_root': MEDIA_ROOT}),
    )
By Kadet, 2016-02-14 16:37:32
class FileReader extends EventTarget(...READER_EVENTS) {
    // [...]
    readAsArrayBuffer() {
        throw new Error('FileReader.readAsArrayBuffer is not implemented');
    }
}

React Native's way of saying they don't support FileReader.readAsArrayBuffer()

By Aurovik, 2018-12-12 12:50:22
    @Override
    public String toString() {
        List<Integer> accountLevels = new ArrayList<>();
        List<String> accountIds = new ArrayList<>();

        for (SelectedHierarchyLevel selectedHierarchyLevel : selectedHierarchyLevels) {
            accountLevels.add(selectedHierarchyLevel.getLevel());
            accountIds.add(selectedHierarchyLevel.getAccountRowId());
        }

        vetoAreValidIds(accountIds);
        StringBuilder converterString = new StringBuilder();

        convert(accountLevels, converterString);
        converterString.append("$");
        convert(accountIds, converterString);

        return converterString.toString();
    }

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

By Anonymous, 2019-04-12 10:55:17