#1344 PHP +40
$command = 'curl -X GET -H "application/json" -H "X-Api-Key: '.$key.'" https://some-api.com/resource';
exec($command, $output);
$array = json_decode($output[0], true);

Using curl in PHP is boring. Let execute a command for

By Anonymous, 2020-07-14 20:28:49
$config = Config::getConfig('common');
$contract_carriers = $config[$market . "_" . $clearing . '_contract_carriers']; // f**ing php array
$interline_carriers = $config[$market . "_" . $clearing . '_interline_carriers']; // another f**ing array
// $marketing_carriers - is also array

$sets = [];
foreach ($marketing_carriers as $mc) {
  $sets[] = array_unique(array_intersect(
    array_merge(
      [$mc],
      array_intersect(
        isset(self::$interlines[$mc]) ? self::$interlines[$mc] : [],
        array_merge(
          $marketing_carriers,
          $interline_carriers
        )
      )
    ),
    $contract_carriers
  ));
}
By Anonymous, 2018-01-16 10:56:13
    $partnerChargesRegular = $row['charges'];
    $partnerChargesIrregular = $row['charges'];
    if (!isset($partnerChargesIrregular) || $partnerChargesIrregular == "") {
      $partnerChargesIrregular = $partnerChargesRegular;
    }

Look. We take A from X and B from X. Then, you make a check, and if it is true you assing A to B. BUT A AND B ARE TAKEN FROM THE SAME X PLACE!!! HOW CAN THEY DIFFER?!?!!!?!?!?!?!!

By My boss, 2018-02-20 10:06:53
<?php

$payload = '{ "products": [';
foreach ($products as $product) {
    $payload .= $product->toJson() . ',';
}
$payload = substr($payload, 0, \strlen($payload) - 1);
$payload .= ']}';
By sijolas, 2019-03-15 14:47:06
#59 PHP +34
function mysql_escape_string($str) {
    
    $pattern = [
        '/\x00/',
        '/\n/',
        '/\r/',
        '/\//',
        "/'/",
        '/"/',
        '/\x1a/',
    ];
    
    $replacement = [
        '\\x00',
        '\\n',
        '\\r',
        '\\',
        "\'",
        '\"',
        '\\x1a',
    ];
    
    $res = preg_replace($pattern, $replacement, $str);
    return $res;
}
By Anonymous, 2016-02-13 18:22:55
$arrival_time = $obj->{'s1_6-2-'.strval($i).'date'} . ' ' . $obj->{'s1_6-2-'.strval($i).'time'} . ':00';
By Anonymous, 2017-02-14 20:31:36
public function get($paymentType, $carrier, $gds, $clearingCompany, $allowDirectPayment)
	{
		AcqData::preload();

		$carrier = strtoupper($carrier);
		if($paymentType == 'cc') {
			$gdsVal = $this->acqData->getGdsVal($gds);

			if(!$allowDirectPayment || 
			   !$gdsVal || 
			   !isset($gdsVal['lr'], $gdsVal['direct'], $gdsVal['lr_commission_acq'], $gdsVal['direct_commission_acq'])
			  ) {
				$ccDefaultVal = $this->acqData->getPaymentTypeVal($paymentType);
				return [[$ccDefaultVal, $ccDefaultVal], false];
			}

			$commission = $gdsVal['direct_commission_acq'];
			$isDirect = $this->isDirect($carrier, $gds, $clearingCompany);
			if(!$isDirect) {
				$gdsVal['direct'] = $gdsVal['lr'];
				$commission = $gdsVal['lr'];
			}

			return [
				[$gdsVal['direct'], $commission],
				$isDirect
			];
		}

		$paymentTypeVal = $this->acqData->getPaymentTypeVal($paymentType);

		return [
			[$paymentTypeVal, $paymentTypeVal], 
			false
		];
	}

$ccDefaultVal = $this->acqData->getPaymentTypeVal($paymentType); is duplicated in two branches...

By Anonymous, 2017-12-20 12:03:01
    if (preg_match("/^N/",$postcode)) {
        if (preg_match("/^NW/", $postcode)) {
            if (!preg_match("/^NW1/", $postcode)) {
                // NORTH WEST (NW2, NW3, NW4, NW5, NW6, NW7, NW8, NW9, NW10)
                $property['Prop_area'] = 'NW';
            } else {
                // NW1 which is Central
                $property['Prop_area'] = 'SW';
            }
        } else {
            // NORTH  (N1, N2, N3, N4, N5 etc)
            $property['Prop_area'] = 'N';
        }
    } else if (preg_match("/^W/",$postcode)) {
        if (
            !preg_match("/^W1 /",$postcode)
            && !preg_match("/^W2 /",$postcode)
            && !preg_match("/^W8/",$postcode)
            && !preg_match("/^W11/",$postcode)
        ) {
            // WEST includes (W3, W4, W5, W6, W7, W9, W10, W12, W13, W14)
            $property['Prop_area'] = 'W';
        } else {
            //W1 and W2, W8, W11 which are Central
            $property['Prop_area'] = 'SW';
        }
    } else {
        if (
            preg_match("/^SW/",$postcode)
            || preg_match("/^EC/",$postcode)
            || preg_match("/^WC/",$postcode)
        ) {
            // CENTRAL includes (W1, W2, EC, WC, NW1, SW1, SW3, SW5, SW7, W8, W11)
            $property['Prop_area'] = 'SW';
        } else {
            // OTHER includes South and East and everything else
            return 'SE';
        }
    }
By ichikawayukko, 2018-11-06 12:30:21
<?php
$arr = [
    ["price" => 1],
    ["price" => 2]
];

$update = $arr;
$update[0]["price"] = 4;

$arr = $update;
By mamadSiah, 2021-05-11 11:06:19
while (true) {
  if ($current === $requested) {
     break;
  }
  if (! in_array($requested, $available)) {
     break;
  }
  session()->put('locale', $requested);
  break;
}
By Ed, 2020-08-05 15:26:32
// comment out the following two lines when deployed to production
defined('YII_DEBUG') or define('YII_DEBUG', true);
defined('YII_ENV') or define('YII_ENV', 'dev');

Never, ever define developer environment and debug as default thing! #pdk

By kadet, 2021-03-08 23:28:18
if (isset($data['phone_id']) && !empty($data['phone_id'])) {
    $userPhone = $this->getDoctrine()->getRepository('STODBBundle:Phones')->find($data['phone_id']);
    if ($userPhone->getPhoneNumber() != $data['phone'] || $userPhone->getMobileProviderCode()->getId() != $data['phone_code']) {
        if ($data['smsCode'] ?? false) {
            if ($sessionSmsCode !== $data['smsCode']) {
                $aData['smsCodeShow'] = false;
                $aData['isWrongCode'] = true;
            } else {
                $aData['isWrongCode'] = false;
                $checkCode = $data['smsCode'];
            }
        } else {
            $aData['smsCodeShow'] = true;
            $aData['isWrongCode'] = true;
        }
    } elseif (!$userPhone->getCodeCheck()) {
        if ($data['smsCode'] ?? false) {
            if ($sessionSmsCode !== $data['smsCode']) {
                $aData['smsCodeShow'] = false;
                $aData['isWrongCode'] = true;
            } else {
                $aData['isWrongCode'] = false;
                $checkCode = $data['smsCode'];
            }
        } else {
            $aData['smsCodeShow'] = true;
        }
    } else {
        $aData['isWrongCode'] = false;
    }
} else {
    if ($data['smsCode'] ?? false) {
        if ($sessionSmsCode !== $data['smsCode']) {
            $aData['smsCodeShow'] = false;
            $aData['isWrongCode'] = true;
        } else {
            $aData['isWrongCode'] = false;
            $checkCode = $data['smsCode'];
        }
    } else {
        $aData['smsCodeShow'] = true;
    }
}

shit ... this junior

By sergma33, 2020-12-23 15:30:45
private static function derivePrice(...)
  {
	$price = self::derivePriceUnchecked($vars);
    
    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    } 

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    } 
    
    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    return $price;
  }
By Anonymous, 2018-02-06 11:38:18
function focused(evt, errors) {
	let form = evt.target

	const output = errors.map((error)=> {

		// Find first component with error on form and set focus to it

		let focusedInput = (Object.keys(error) == "phonebookId") ? Object.keys(error) :
			(Object.keys(error) == "phonebook_str") ? Object.keys(error) :
				(Object.keys(error) == "message") ? Object.keys(error) :
					(Object.keys(error) == "image") ? Object.keys(error) :
						(Object.keys(error) == "buttonLink") ? Object.keys(error) :
							(Object.keys(error) == "messageSms") ? Object.keys(error) : false
		return focusedInput.shift()
	})

	const selector = output.shift()
	form.querySelector('[id="' + selector + '"]').focus()

	return selector

Shitcode

By Anonymous, 2021-05-28 01:16:05
<?php
if(!defined('WPINC')) // MUST have WordPress.
	exit ('Do not access this file directly.');
	
	if(!class_exists('pluginName_options_page_class'))
{
	/**
	 * Menu page blah
	 *
	 * @package blah
	 * @since 140617
	 */
	class pluginName_options_page_class
	{
		public function __construct()
		{
			echo '<div class="wrap menu-page">'."\n";

			echo '<div class="wp-header-end"></div>'."\n";

			echo '<div class="menu-page-toolbox">'."\n";
			pluginName_some_other_class::display();
			echo '</div>'."\n";

			echo '<h2>Options</h2>'."\n";

			echo '<table class="menu-page-table">'."\n";
			echo '<tbody class="menu-page-table-tbody">'."\n";
			echo '<tr class="menu-page-table-tr">'."\n";
			echo '<td class="menu-page-table-l">'."\n";

			echo '<form method="post" name="plugin_options_form" id="plugin--options-form" autocomplete="off">'."\n";
			echo '<input type="hidden" name="plugin_options_save" id="plugin--options-save" value="'.esc_attr(wp_create_nonce('plugin--options-save')).'" />'."\n";

			echo '<div class="menu-page-group" title="Account Details">'."\n";
			
			/* includes things like this gem */
			echo (!is_multisite() || !pluginName_utils_conds::is_multisite_farm() || is_main_site()) ? '<p>[ Really Long message about something ]</p>'."\n" : '';

			/* ... continues until end ... */

			echo '</div>'."\n";
		}
	}
}

new pluginName_options_page_class ();

The entire file is a single class with a constructor. The constructor is ~ 1150 lines of echo statements with a few PHP conditionals thrown in. There are no other methods. The class is instantiated as soon as it is defined. Clever...

By Anonymous, 2020-11-10 06:08:16