if ( x == true)
{
    // do something
}

Fucking amateurs :| lol

By Manoochehr Mojgani, 2017-12-19 10:03:29
String.prototype.capitalize=function(){return this.charAt(0).toUpperCase()+this.slice(1);};
String.prototype.followCase=function(b){
	if(b==b.toUpperCase()){return this.toUpperCase();}
	if(b==b.toLowerCase()){return this.toLowerCase();}
	if(b==b.capitalize()){return this.capitalize();}
	return this;
};
String.prototype.atRemoveAdd=function(index,n,string){
	return this.substring(0,index)+string+this.substring(index+n,this.length);
};
String.prototype.matchIndex=function(re){
	var a=[];
	while((match=re.exec(this))!==null){
		a.push({chars:match[0].length,index:match.index});
	}
	return a;
};
String.prototype.caseReplace=function(o,n){
	for(var s=this,a=this.matchIndex(o),shift=0,i=0;i<a.length;i++){
		var c=n.followCase(this.substring(a[i].index,a[i].index+a[i].chars));
		s=s.atRemoveAdd(a[i].index+shift,a[i].chars,c);
		shift+=c.length-a[i].chars;
	}
	return s;
};

My code from 2016 for the hall of shame where I realized today that caseReplace could just return this.replace(o,m=>n.followCase(m)) instead.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-19 03:55:58
public IsTrueWithNewTokenResponse isVoice(String token){
    IsTrueWithNewTokenResponse isTrue = isWhatever(token, 0)
    resultStatus.success = isTrue.generalResultResponse.success;
    resultStatus.statusCode = isTrue.generalResultResponse.statusCode;
    resultStatus.statusDescription  = isTrue.generalResultResponse.statusDescription;
    if(isTrue != null && isTrue.generalResultResponse != null && isTrue.generalResultResponse.success){
        isTrue.isTrue = !isTrue.isTrue
        return isTrue
    } else {
        return isTrue
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-18 09:11:43
                    //read country intformation and assign to variables
                    cName = InpList.get(0).replace(",", ".");
                    cCode = InpList.get(1).replace(",", ".");
                    cAlpha2 = InpList.get(2).replace(",", ".");
                    cAbreviation = InpList.get(3).replace(",", ".");
                    dYear = InpList.get(4).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalCompatibility = InpList.get(5).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalCompatibility = InpList.get(6).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicCompatibility = InpList.get(7).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicCompatibility = InpList.get(8).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryCompatibility = InpList.get(9).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryCompatibility = InpList.get(10).replace(",", ".");
                    dDemoScore = InpList.get(11).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankDemoScore = InpList.get(12).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalCompatibility = InpList.get(13).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalCompatibility = InpList.get(14).replace(",", ".");
                    dSumCompatibility = InpList.get(15).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankCompatibility = InpList.get(16).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalUtility = InpList.get(17).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalUtility = InpList.get(18).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicUtility = InpList.get(19).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicUtility = InpList.get(20).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryUtility = InpList.get(21).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryUtility = InpList.get(22).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalUtility = InpList.get(23).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalUtility = InpList.get(24).replace(",", ".");
                    dSumUtility = InpList.get(25).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankUtility = InpList.get(26).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalScore = InpList.get(27).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalScore = InpList.get(28).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicScore = InpList.get(29).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicScore = InpList.get(30).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryScore = InpList.get(31).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryScore = InpList.get(32).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalScore = InpList.get(33).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalScore = InpList.get(34).replace(",", ".");
                    dAggregate = InpList.get(35).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankAggregate = InpList.get(36).replace(",", ".");
By Anonymous, 2017-12-17 21:45:26
maybeSomething match {
  case Some(x) => true
  case None => false
}

maybeSomething.getOrElse(false) Short code and readable

By Majid Hosseini, 2017-12-16 07:03:07
if (logger.isDebugEnabled()) {
			logger.debug("process (FollettPojo) - start");	
		}
String dnum = StringUtil.toCapitalizedString(pojo.getDnum().toString()); 
pojo.setDnum(new String(dnum));
	    
if (logger.isDebugEnabled()) {
    logger.debug("process (FollettPojo) - middle ");
}

String rawI = StringUtil.toCapitalizedString(pojo.getRawInput().trim().toString()); 
pojo.setRawInput(new String(rawI));

if (logger.isDebugEnabled()) {
	logger.debug("process (FollettPojo) - end ");
}
		
		
/* And you may ask what is this toCapitalizedString? Well here you go a separate class to boot */
	public static String toCapitalizedString(String string){
		StringBuilder strb = new StringBuilder();
		if(string != null && string.trim().length() > 0
				&& Character.isLetter(string.charAt(0))
				&& Character.isLowerCase(string.charAt(0))){

			strb.append(string.substring(0,1).toUpperCase()).append(string.substring(1));
			return strb.toString();
		}
		return string;

	}

SpringBatch this is the processor for each record...dnum example D00000000

By Albert, 2017-12-15 23:53:41
function prepareKeyword($keyword) {
    $keyword  = html_entity_decode($keyword);
    $keyword  = html_entity_decode($keyword);
    $keyword  = html_entity_decode($keyword);
    $keyword  = iconv("ISO-8859-1", "UTF-8", $keyword);
    $keyword  = cleanString($keyword);
    $keyword  = html_entity_decode($keyword);
    if ($keyword != "") {
        $keyword = mb_strtolower($keyword, "UTF-8");
        $keyword = htmlentities($keyword, ENT_HTML5);
    }
    return $keyword;
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-15 22:05:55
 SELECT CAST(CASE a8900.AllowCloserChanges
             WHEN 0
             THEN 0
             ELSE 1 END AS BIT) AllowCloserChanges
 FROM Vision.sub8900.tApplication8900 a8900 
 WHERE a8900.ApplicationNum = @ApplicationNum

Inheriting others' code in the fun world of corporate development.

By The snitch, 2017-12-15 21:21:56

def divide(a, b):
    try:
        return a / b
    except:
        x = 17

My smart exception handling before meeting "pass" :))

By mophix, 2017-12-15 18:13:07
void printNumber(int Number){
    while(Number>0){
        int i=Number%10;
        switch(i) {
            case 1 : cout << '1'; // prints "1",
            case 2 : cout << '2'; // then prints "2"
            case 3 : cout << '3'; // then prints "3"
            case 4 : cout << '4'; // then prints "4"
            case 5 : cout << '5'; // then prints "5"
            case 6 : cout << '6'; // then prints "6"
            case 7 : cout << '7'; // then prints "7"
            case 8 : cout << '8'; // then prints "8"
            case 9 : cout << '9'; // then prints "9"
            case 0 : cout << '0'; // then prints "0"
            default : cout<<'5'; // :|
        }
        Number=Number/10;
    }
}
By Amir Havangi, 2017-12-15 18:03:04
int true = 0;
while (true)
{
    //do something
}

true = false

By noz1995, 2017-12-15 16:08:59
public static int[] xxx(String filename) throws IOException{
	int[] f = new int[26];
	BufferedReader in = new BufferedReader(new FileReader(filename));
	String line;
	while((line = in.readLine()) != null){
		line = line.toUpperCase();
		for(char ch:line.toCharArray()){
			if(Character.isLetter(ch)){
				f[ch - 'A']++;
			}
		}
	}
	in.close();
	return f;
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-15 16:08:38
function getJSType(cppType: string) {
    let typeMap = new Map<string, string>([
        ["Bool", "boolean"],
        ["Int32", "number"],
        ["UInt32", "number"],
        ["Int64", "number"],
        ["UInt64", "number"],
        ["Double", "number"],
        ["String", "string"],
        ["Object", "any"]
    ]);

    if (typeMap.get(cppType) === undefined) {
        console.error("Invalid type in getJavascriptType: " + cppType);
        process.exit(1);
    }
    return typeMap.get(cppType);
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-15 11:58:04
    function changePassword() {
        if (isInputEmpty()) {
            $.ajax({
                type: 'POST',
                data: '...'
                url: '...',
                success: function (result) {
                    if (result.substring(0, 3) != "!!!") {
                        //success
                    } else {
                        //faliure
                    }
                },
                error: function () {
                    }
            });
        }
    }

And of course,in production, it always reported success and never changed the password, because of equally bad server code.

By You will be proud of our code!, 2017-12-15 11:30:02
if( %rightBtnCmd $= "noButtons" )
{
    //do nothing, as there are no buttons   
}

proprietary script language.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-14 19:52:22