function uberURLREPLACER(dtTEXTVALUE,boolVALUE){
    
// If statement? what's that?? 
// Naming conventions? Of course not! 
// true/false keywords? I never heard it.
boolVALUE != !1 && dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('http://') != -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE = dtTEXTVALUE.replace('http://','')) && dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('.aspx') == -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE += '.aspx');

return dtTEXTVALUE;

}

Here's the weirdest way to create if statement with terrible naming conventions. Its based on real events and production code.

By I've no idea, 2019-02-16 13:16:07
function urlREPLACER(dtTEXTVALUE){
    
    dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('http://') != -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE = dtTEXTVALUE.replace('http://','')) && dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('.aspx') == -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE += '.aspx');
    
    return dtTEXTVALUE;
}
By I'm glad, 2019-02-16 13:10:54

string date = user.RegistrationDate.ToShortDateString().ToString();
By Anonymous, 2019-02-13 14:51:41
#335 SQL +31
		CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION melodious.query_flags(user_name varchar(32), chan_name varchar(32), igroup_name varchar(32), iflag_name varchar(32), flagcheck bool)
		RETURNS TABLE (
			group_holders jsonb [],
			flag_id int4,
			flag_name varchar(32),
			flag jsonb
		)
		LANGUAGE plpgsql
		AS $$
		DECLARE
			uid int4 := NULL;
			cid int4 := NULL;
			gid int4 := NULL;
		BEGIN
			IF user_name <> '' THEN
				SELECT id INTO uid FROM melodious.accounts WHERE username=user_name;
				IF uid IS NULL THEN
					RAISE EXCEPTION 'no such user';
				END IF;
			END IF;
			IF chan_name <> '' THEN
				SELECT id INTO cid FROM melodious.channels WHERE name=chan_name;
				IF cid IS NULL THEN
					RAISE EXCEPTION 'no such channel';
				END IF;
			END IF;
			IF igroup_name <> '' THEN
				SELECT id INTO gid FROM melodious.groups WHERE name=igroup_name;
				IF gid IS NULL THEN
					RAISE EXCEPTION 'go such group';
				END IF;
			END IF;

			IF igroup_name = '' THEN
				IF iflag_name = '' THEN
					IF user_name = '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (NOT flagcheck) OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id = cid)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id = cid)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (NOT flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name = '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (NOT flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id = cid)
							 OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					END IF;
				ELSE
					IF user_name = '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (gf.name = iflag_name)
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gf.name = iflag_name
						  AND (
								(gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id = cid)
							 	OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id = cid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gf.name = iflag_name
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name = '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB((SELECT name FROM melodious.groups WHERE id=gh.group_id LIMIT 1)))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gf.name = iflag_name
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id IS NULL AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					END IF;
				END IF;
			ELSE
				IF iflag_name = '' THEN
					IF user_name = '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gh.group_id = gid
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gh.group_id = gid
							AND (
								(gh.channel_id = cid AND gh.user_id = uid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id IS NULL AND gh.user_id = uid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id IS NULL AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gh.group_id = gid
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name = '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE gh.group_id = gid
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id IS NULL AND gh.user_id IS NULL) 
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					END IF;
				ELSE
					IF user_name = '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						INNER JOIN melodious.groups g
						ON g.id = gh.group_id
						WHERE (gf.name = iflag_name AND gh.group_id = gid)
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id IS NULL AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (gf.name = iflag_name AND gh.group_id = gid)
							AND (
								(gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id = cid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id = cid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name <> '' AND chan_name = '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (gh.group_id = gid AND gf.name = iflag_name)
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id = uid AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.user_id IS NULL AND gh.channel_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					ELSIF user_name = '' AND chan_name <> '' THEN
						RETURN QUERY SELECT
							ARRAY_AGG(JSONB_SET(ROW_TO_JSON(gh)::JSONB, '{group_name}'::TEXT[], TO_JSONB(igroup_name))) AS group_holders,
							gf.id flag_id,
							gf.name flag_name,
							gf.flag flag
						FROM melodious.group_holders gh
						INNER JOIN melodious.group_flags gf
						ON gh.group_id = gf.group_id
						WHERE (gf.name = iflag_name AND gh.group_id = gid)
							AND (
								(NOT flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id = cid AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
								OR (flagcheck AND gh.channel_id IS NULL AND gh.user_id IS NULL)
							)
						GROUP BY gf.id, gf.name;
					END IF;
				END IF;
			END IF;
		END;
		$$;
By Anonymous, 2019-02-05 15:36:52
public class NullableFloatToNullableDoubleConverter : ITypeConverter<float?, double?>
    {
        public double? Convert(float? source, double? destination, ResolutionContext context)
        {
            if (source == null)
            {
                return null;
            }

            var floatAsString = source.Value.ToString(CultureInfo.InvariantCulture);

            return double.Parse(floatAsString);
        }
    }
By Anonymous, 2019-01-31 12:05:33
if (responseCode / 100 == 2) {//success
    return handleSuccess();
} else if (responseCode == 401) {
    return handleNotAuthorized();
} else {
    // something else
} 
By Anonymous, 2019-01-29 09:41:13
doit({txs, [Tx]}) ->
    X = tx_pool_feeder:absorb(Tx),
    Y = case X of
	    ok -> hash:doit(testnet_sign:data(Tx));
	    _ -> <<"error">>
		     end,
    {ok, Y};

In my opinion api response should be as confusing as possible. This method is used for sending tx into Amoveo blockchain. It returns ["ok", ] in success, and ["ok", <base64 encoded «error» word>] I hope I inspired you to make your code totally confusing and irrational.

By Zack Hess, 2019-01-24 12:19:04
date('Y-m-d').'T'.date("H:i:s", strtotime("- 1 hour")).'Z'

Back to the future

By loutre, 2018-12-19 15:37:45
class FileReader extends EventTarget(...READER_EVENTS) {
    // [...]
    readAsArrayBuffer() {
        throw new Error('FileReader.readAsArrayBuffer is not implemented');
    }
}

React Native's way of saying they don't support FileReader.readAsArrayBuffer()

By Aurovik, 2018-12-12 12:50:22
for data1, data2 in zip(results, results[1:]):
    assert data1 <= data1
    if data1 == data1:
        assert data1 >= data1

A nice loop for making sure that data1 is equal to data1!

By 1133, 2018-12-10 14:43:50
17 *	* * *	root	[[ $(ping -c1 8.8.8.8 | tail -n2 | head -n1 | cut -d"," -f2 | cut -d" " -f2) != "1" ]] && { { /etc/init.d/networking restart && /etc/init.d/network-manager restart && curl "https://api.telegram.org/XXX:XXX/sendMessage?chat_id=XXX&text=\%22networking\%20and\%20network-manager\%20restarted\%22" ;} && { wget -O /dev/null -o /dev/null https://nyifiles.pfsense.org/mirror/downloads/pfSense-CE-2.3.5-RELEASE-2g-i386-nanobsd.img.gz && curl "https://api.telegram.org/XXX:XXX/sendMessage?chat_id=XXX&text=\%22wget\%20download\%20OK\%22" || curl "https://api.telegram.org/XXX:XXX/sendMessage?chat_id=XXX&text=\%22wget\%20download\%20KO\%22" ;} ;}

With me! Sing! It's gonna ping! If not it's gonna restart the net! If yes is gonna send you a text! And then is gonna download a file, just to check!

By AnonimaBazhi, 2018-12-04 19:33:23
def __getCurlOutput (self, url, **kwargs):
	curlcmd = "curl {0}".format(url)

	for key, value in kwargs.items():
		key = key.lower()

		if key == "origin":
			curlcmd += " -H 'Origin: {0}'".format(value)
		elif key == "contenttype":
			curlcmd += " -H 'Content-Type: {0}'".format(value)
		elif key == "referer":
			curlcmd += " -H 'Referer: {0}'".format(value)
		elif key == "cookie":
			curlcmd += " -H 'Cookie: {0}'".format(value)
		elif key == "data":
			curlcmd += " --data '{0}'".format(value)
		elif key == "verbose":
			if value == True:
				curlcmd += " --verbose"
			else:
				curlcmd += " --silent"
		elif key == "output":
			curlcmd += " --output {0}".format(value)
		else:
			print "Unsupported key: {0}".format(key)

	curlcmd += " 2>&1"

	print curlcmd

	curlout = subprocess.check_output(curlcmd,shell=True)

	return curlout
By AnonimaPitoni, 2018-12-04 19:22:34
nohup find dump_events/* -type f -name "*.jpg" -exec bash -c "cp -v {} \"backup_events/\`ls {} --full-time --time-style="+%Y-%m-%d_%H-%M-%S" | cut -d ' ' -f 6 \`_\`md5sum {} | cut -d ' ' -f 1\`.jpg\";" \; & 

Let's do this... I may also add this... And this... And that... And the other thing there... Then calculate how flat the earth is... But in one line!

By Bazhmania, 2018-12-04 10:20:40
if(userEndDate.getTime() != null
    && userEndDate.getTime() > today.getTime()
    && endDateFromRequest != null ? endDateFromRequest.getTime() !== userEndDate.getTime() : true){
            
            //some code
     }

for code lovers :D

By Unnamed, 2018-11-30 16:12:08
if (code === null) {
    return null;
} else {
    return code;
}
By crossthedev, 2018-11-19 15:33:47