int number = -1;
                //todo: refactor this horse shit.
                for (String res: results) {
                    if(number == -1){
                        if(res.toLowerCase().contains("ten") || res.contains("10") || res.contains("10") || res.contains("十") || res.contains("십")){
                            number = 10;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("nine") || res.contains("9") || res.contains("9") || res.contains("九") || res.contains("구")){
                            number = 9;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("eight") || res.contains("8") || res.contains("8") || res.contains("八") || res.contains("팔")){
                            number = 8;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("seven") || res.contains("7") || res.contains("7") || res.contains("七") || res.contains("칠")){
                            number = 7;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("six") || res.contains("6") || res.contains("6") || res.contains("六") || res.contains("육")){
                            number = 6;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("five") || res.contains("5") || res.contains("5") || res.contains("五") || res.contains("오")){
                            number = 5;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("four") || res.contains("4") || res.contains("4") || res.contains("四") || res.contains("사")){
                            number = 4;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("three") || res.contains("3") || res.contains("3") || res.contains("三") || res.contains("삼")){
                            number = 3;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("two") || res.contains("2") || res.contains("2") || res.contains("二") || res.contains("이")){
                            number = 2;
                        }
                        else if(res.toLowerCase().contains("one") || res.contains("1") || res.contains("1") || res.contains("一") || res.contains("일")){
                            number = 1;
                        }
                    }
                }

refactor this horse shit.

By mister MVC, plus grumpy commenter, 2017-12-13 07:28:20
private static int alphabetToNumber(String letter) {
    String s = letter.toLowerCase();
    if (s.equals("a")) {
        return 1;
    } else if (s.equals("b")) {
        return 2;
    } else if (s.equals("c")) {
        return 3;
    } else if (s.equals("d")) {
        return 4;
    } else if (s.equals("e")) {
        return 5;
    } else if (s.equals("f")) {
        return 6;
    } else if (s.equals("g")) {
        return 7;
    } else if (s.equals("h")) {
        return 8;
    } else if (s.equals("i")) {
        return 9;
    } else if (s.equals("j")) {
        return 10;
    } else if (s.equals("k")) {
        return 11;
    } else if (s.equals("l")) {
        return 12;
    } else if (s.equals("m")) {
        return 13;
    } else if (s.equals("n")) {
        return 14;
    } else if (s.equals("o")) {
        return 15;
    } else if (s.equals("p")) {
        return 16;
    } else if (s.equals("q")) {
        return 17;
    } else if (s.equals("r")) {
        return 18;
    } else if (s.equals("s")) {
        return 19;
    } else if (s.equals("t")) {
        return 20;
    } else if (s.equals("u")) {
        return 21;
    } else if (s.equals("v")) {
        return 22;
    } else if (s.equals("w")) {
        return 23;
    } else if (s.equals("x")) {
        return 24;
    } else if (s.equals("y")) {
        return 25;
    } else if (s.equals("z")) {
        return 26;
    } else {
        return 0;
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2015-07-22 14:54:18
@Override
public void afterTextChanged(Editable s) {
    switch (paymentType) {
        case 0:
            if (s.length() == 9) etPaymentAmount.requestFocus();
            break;
        case 1:
            if (s.length() == 9) etPaymentAmount.requestFocus();
            break;
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-22 12:41:02
/*
 * To change this license header, choose License Headers in Project Properties.
 * To change this template file, choose Tools | Templates
 * and open the template in the editor.


   O | O | O 
  -----------
   O | O | O 
  -----------
   O | O | O 
     

 */
package tictactoe;

import java.util.Scanner;

public class TicTacToe {

    /**
     * @param args the command line arguments
     * @throws java.lang.InterruptedException
     */
    public static void main(String[] args) throws InterruptedException {
        Scanner input = new Scanner(System.in);
        String a1 = "1";
        String a2 = "2";
        String a3 = "3";
        String a4 = "4";
        String a5 = "5";
        String a6 = "6";
        String a7 = "7";
        String a8 = "8";
        String a9 = "9";
        int inO;
        int inX = 0;
        boolean winner = false;
        PrintBoard(a1,a2,a3,a4,a5,a6,a7,a8,a9);
        System.out.printf("How to play - wait for your turn and when it comes write the number of the field that you want to draw in (from 1 to 9)\n");
        System.out.printf("Player O's turn: ");
        inO = input.nextInt();
        while (true) {
            switch (inO) {
                case 1:
                    if (a1 == "1") {
                        a1 = "O";
                    }
                    break;
                case 2:
                    if (a2 == "2") {
                    a2 = "O";
                    }
                    break;
                case 3:
                    if (a3 == "3") {
                    a3 = "O";
                    }
                    break;
                case 4:
                    if (a4 == "4") {
                    a4 = "O";
                    }
                    break;
                case 5:
                    if (a5 == "5") {
                    a5 = "O";
                    }
                    break;
                case 6:
                    if (a6 == "6") {
                    a6 = "O";
                    }
                    break;
                case 7:
                    if (a7 == "7") {
                    a7 = "O";
                    }
                    break;
                case 8:
                    if (a8 == "8") {
                    a8 = "O";                        
                    }
                    break;
                case 9:
                    if (a9 == "9") {
                    a9 = "O";
                    }
                    break;
                default:
                    System.out.printf("An error occured. Please accept it politely and restart the game.");
                    break;
            }
            System.out.printf("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
            if (null != Winners(a1,a2,a3,a4,a5,a6,a7,a8,a9))switch (Winners(a1,a2,a3,a4,a5,a6,a7,a8,a9)) {
                case "NONE":
                    if (a1 != "1" && a2 != "2" && a3 != "3" && a4 != "4" && a5 != "5" && a6 != "6" && a7 != "7" && a8 != "8" && a9 != "9") {
                        winner = true;
                        System.out.println("DRAW!");
                        Thread.sleep(3000);
                        break;
                    } else {
                    PrintBoard(a1,a2,a3,a4,a5,a6,a7,a8,a9);
                    System.out.printf("Player X's turn: ");
                    inX = input.nextInt();
                    break;
                    }
                case "X":
                    winner = true;
                    System.out.println("X HAS WON!!!");
                    Thread.sleep(3000);
                    break;
                case "O":
                    winner = true;
                    System.out.printf("O HAS WON!!!");
                    Thread.sleep(3000);
                    break;
                default:
                    break;
            }
            if (winner) {
                break;
            }
            switch (inX) {
                case 1:
                    if (a1 == "1") {
                    a1 = "X";
                    }
                    break;
                case 2:
                    if (a2 == "2") {
                    a2 = "X";
                    }
                    break;
                case 3:
                    if (a3 == "3") {
                    a3 = "X";
                    }
                    break;
                case 4:
                    if (a4 == "4") {
                    a4 = "X";
                    }
                    break;
                case 5:
                    if (a5 == "5") {
                    a5 = "X";
                    }
                    break;
                case 6:
                    if (a6 == "6") {
                    a6 = "X";
                    }
                    break;
                case 7:
                    if (a7 == "7") {
                    a7 = "X";
                    }
                    break;
                case 8:
                    if (a8 == "8") {
                    a8 = "X";
                    }
                    break;
                case 9:
                    if (a9 == "9") {
                    a9 = "X";
                    }
                    break;
                default:
                    System.out.printf("An error occured. Please accept it politely and restart the game.");
                    break;
            }
            System.out.printf("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
            if (null != Winners(a1,a2,a3,a4,a5,a6,a7,a8,a9))switch (Winners(a1,a2,a3,a4,a5,a6,a7,a8,a9)) {
                case "NONE":
                    if (a1 != "1" && a2 != "2" && a3 != "3" && a4 != "4" && a5 != "5" && a6 != "6" && a7 != "7" && a8 != "8" && a9 != "9") {
                        winner = true;
                        System.out.println("DRAW!");
                        Thread.sleep(3000);
                        break;
                    } else {
                    PrintBoard(a1,a2,a3,a4,a5,a6,a7,a8,a9);
                    System.out.printf("Player O's turn: ");
                    inO = input.nextInt();
                    break;
                    }
                case "X":
                    winner = true;
                    System.out.println("X HAS WON!!!");
                    Thread.sleep(3000);
                    break;
                case "O":
                    winner = true;
                    System.out.println("O HAS WON!!!");
                    Thread.sleep(3000);
                    break;
                default:
                    break;
            }
            if (winner) {
                break;
            }
        }    
    }
    
    public static void PrintBoard(String f1, String f2, String f3, String f4, String f5, String f6, String f7, String f8, String f9) {  
        System.out.printf("   %s | %s | %s \n",f1,f2,f3);
        System.out.printf("  ----------- \n");
        System.out.printf("   %s | %s | %s \n",f4,f5,f6);
        System.out.printf("  ----------- \n");
        System.out.printf("   %s | %s | %s \n",f7,f8,f9);
        System.out.printf(" \n");
    }
    
    public static String Winners(String f1, String f2, String f3, String f4, String f5, String f6, String f7, String f8, String f9) {
        if (f1 == f2 && f2 == f3 && f3 == "O") {
            return "O";
        } else if (f4 == f5 && f5 == f6 && f6 == "O") {
            return "O";
        } else if (f7 == f8 && f8 == f9 && f9 == "O") {
            return "O";
        } else if (f1 == f4 && f4 == f7 && f7 == "O") {
            return "O";
        } else if (f2 == f5 && f5 == f8 && f8 == "O") {
            return "O";
        } else if (f3 == f6 && f6 == f9 && f9 == "O") {
            return "O";
        } else if (f1 == f5 && f5 == f9 && f9 == "O") {
            return "O";
        } else if (f3 == f5 && f5 == f7 && f7 == "O") {
            return "O";
        } else if (f1 == f2 && f2 == f3 && f3 == "X") {
            return "X";
        } else if (f4 == f5 && f5 == f6 && f6 == "X") {
            return "X";
        } else if (f7 == f8 && f8 == f9 && f9 == "X") {
            return "X";
        } else if (f1 == f4 && f4 == f7 && f7 == "X") {
            return "X";
        } else if (f2 == f5 && f5 == f8 && f8 == "X") {
            return "X";
        } else if (f3 == f6 && f6 == f9 && f9 == "X") {
            return "X";
        } else if (f1 == f5 && f5 == f9 && f9 == "X") {
            return "X";
        } else if (f3 == f5 && f5 == f7 && f7 == "X") {
            return "X";
        } else {
            return "NONE";
        }
    }
}

There are so many problems with this...

By umnikos, 2017-12-12 17:38:50
if (logger.isDebugEnabled()) {
			logger.debug("process (FollettPojo) - start");	
		}
String dnum = StringUtil.toCapitalizedString(pojo.getDnum().toString()); 
pojo.setDnum(new String(dnum));
	    
if (logger.isDebugEnabled()) {
    logger.debug("process (FollettPojo) - middle ");
}

String rawI = StringUtil.toCapitalizedString(pojo.getRawInput().trim().toString()); 
pojo.setRawInput(new String(rawI));

if (logger.isDebugEnabled()) {
	logger.debug("process (FollettPojo) - end ");
}
		
		
/* And you may ask what is this toCapitalizedString? Well here you go a separate class to boot */
	public static String toCapitalizedString(String string){
		StringBuilder strb = new StringBuilder();
		if(string != null && string.trim().length() > 0
				&& Character.isLetter(string.charAt(0))
				&& Character.isLowerCase(string.charAt(0))){

			strb.append(string.substring(0,1).toUpperCase()).append(string.substring(1));
			return strb.toString();
		}
		return string;

	}

SpringBatch this is the processor for each record...dnum example D00000000

By Albert, 2017-12-15 23:53:41
public static int maximum(int f, int g)
{
	try
	{
		int[] far = new int[f];
		far[g] = 1;
		return f;
	}
	catch(NegativeArraySizeException e)
	{
		f = -f;
		g = -g;
		return (-maximum(f, g) == -f)? -g : -f;
	}
	catch(IndexOutOfBoundsException e)
	{
		return (maximum(g, 0) == 0)? f : g;
	}
}
By Anonymous, 2019-10-18 06:03:41
public enum DataSize {
    BYTE,
    DOUBLE_BYTE,
    INT,
    LONG;
    
    public boolean isEqualTo(Object value) {
        if(value instanceof Byte && this.equals(BYTE)) {
            return true;
        } else if ((value instanceof Character || value instanceof Short) && this.equals(DOUBLE_BYTE)) {
            return true;
        } else if ((value instanceof Integer) && this.equals(INT)) {
            return true;
        } else if ((value instanceof Long) && this.equals(LONG)) {
            return true;
        }
        return false;
    }
}
By DevHONK, 2021-02-22 15:21:03
// check if user is valid or not
ValidUserValidationResult userValidationResult = validUserValidator.validateUser(validationRequest);
By Anonymous, 2020-12-09 17:45:18
public static int[] sleepSort(int... args) {
        final int[] sorted = new int[args.length];
        final AtomicInteger index = new AtomicInteger(0);
        List<Thread> threads = new ArrayList<Thread>(0);
        for (int i = 0; i < args.length; i++) {
            final int x = i;
            Thread sorter = new Thread(() -> {
                try {
                    Thread.sleep(args[x]);
                } catch (InterruptedException ex) { 
                    // shrug
                }
                sorted[index.getAndIncrement()] = args[x];
            });
            sorter.setDaemon(true);
            sorter.start();
            threads.add(sorter);
        }
        try {
            for (Thread t : threads) { t.join(); }
        } catch (InterruptedException e) {
            e.printStackTrace();
        }
        return sorted;
    }

Takes an unsorted array of integers, sorts by sleeping for the int value of each item in the array and then writing that into the resulting sorted array. Big-O analysis is... difficult.

By Sum YungGui, 2017-12-12 17:10:56
class PythonClass {
    protected boolean True = true;
    protected boolean False = false;
    protected Object None = null;
}

class MyClass extends PythonClass {
    String do_something(Object foo) {
        if (foo == False)
            return ""                                  ;
        
        
        else if (foo == None)
            return "!"                                 ;
            
        else if (foo == True)
            return "Yay!"                              ;
    }
}

Yikes

By imaginedev, 2021-04-03 02:44:52
Boolean b = new Boolean(true);
if (b == true){
    ...
}

think outside the autoboxing

By ktb, 2018-09-18 15:17:38
outerloop:
try {
    if (selectedFile == null) {
        break outerloop;
    } else {
        if (selectedFile != null) {
            readTo = new PrintStream(selectedFile);
            readTo.println(userCodeInput.getText());
            readTo = readTheOptionsIntegers(readTo);
    }
} catch(IOException e) {
    System.out.println(e);
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 09:39:37
spring.datasource.password=#{@secretsManager.getJsonField('${DSP_DB_SECRET:}', 'password', @secretsManager.getString('${DSP_DB_PASSWORD_SECRET:}', '${DSP_DB_PASSWORD:}'))}

String boot, 3 env variables written as string containing code executable code which cannot be verified by compiler. Welcome to Java

By 7bits, 2022-02-01 19:17:55
String s = "string";

String.valueOf(s).toString();

// just to make sure it's a damn string
while(!s instanceof String) {
    String.valueOf(s).toString();
}
By Anonymous, 2021-01-23 17:11:10
public static int[] xxx(String filename) throws IOException{
	int[] f = new int[26];
	BufferedReader in = new BufferedReader(new FileReader(filename));
	String line;
	while((line = in.readLine()) != null){
		line = line.toUpperCase();
		for(char ch:line.toCharArray()){
			if(Character.isLetter(ch)){
				f[ch - 'A']++;
			}
		}
	}
	in.close();
	return f;
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-15 16:08:38