// TODO(as): MAKE XML DOXYGEN THING SO IDE WITH COLORS CAN READ THIS
package main

import (
	"os"
	"sync"

	_ "github.com/mailru/easyjson"
	_ "github.com/satori/go.uuid"
	_ "github.com/valyala/fasthttp"
)

func main() {
	sync.Once(func(){}())

	myMutexLockVariable := struct {
		IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks *sync.RWMutex // FOR SCALEABILITY
	}{
		func() *sync.RWMutex {
			return new(sync.RWMutex) // FACTORY PATTERN FACTORY PATTERN!
		}(),
	}
	
	lockthelock := func(){
		myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Lock()
	}
	unlockthelock := func(){
		myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Lock()
	}
	// TODO(as): THERE THEM FUNCTIORNS NO WORKY ABSTRACTION FOR SOME REASON
	// SO WE JUST CALL myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks FUNCTIONS
	// DIRECTLY THERE IS A BUG INSIDE OF THE GO PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
	//
	// GO ISSUE NUMBER: 181393
	// Description: GO NO WORKY, I PUT FUNCTORS TO ACCESS MY LOCK AND IT DEAD LOCK
	// cc: bradfitz, ian lance taylor, rob pike, ken, even brian k
	lockthelock = lockthelock
	unlockthelock = unlockthelock
	    // I DONT WANNA DELETE FUNCY BECAUSE I WORK TOO HARD ON THEM WE KEEP IT FOR USE LATER WHEN GO FIXES BUG

	var err error
	if myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks == nil {
		panic("whoops, you forgot to put the pointer of the mutex!!!!!")
		os.Exit(0xbadc0de) // FOR SAFTEY
	}
	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.RLock()
	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Unlock() // just grease the wheels a bit
	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Lock()
	go func() {
		println("goroutine!")
		myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Unlock()
	}()

	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Lock() // WAIT FOR BABY TO FINISH
	if &err != nil {
		myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Unlock() // DO IT HERE FASTER THAN DEFUR
		main()
		os.Exit(0) // YAY
	}
	myMutexLockVariable.IDontKnowHowEmbeddingWorks.Unlock() // DO IT HERE FASTER THAN DEFUR
}

THIS CODE IS COVERED BY THE GNU AFFERO PUBIC LICENSE, DO NOT SHARE THIS CODE WITHOUT PUBLISHING ALL OF YOUR CHANGES. FREE SOFTWARE FREEEEEDOM!!!

TO SEE THE TEXINFO MANUAL IN EMACS, TYPE CONTROL X CLOVER CLOVER DOT 9

By github.com/as, 2019-10-18 19:26:43
$("#search-submit").click(function() {
  $("#search form").submit()
});

type="submit" is too mainstream, jquery is the proper way to do it

By Kadet, 2016-02-13 16:44:10
spring.datasource.password=#{@secretsManager.getJsonField('${DSP_DB_SECRET:}', 'password', @secretsManager.getString('${DSP_DB_PASSWORD_SECRET:}', '${DSP_DB_PASSWORD:}'))}

String boot, 3 env variables written as string containing code executable code which cannot be verified by compiler. Welcome to Java

By 7bits, 2022-02-01 19:17:55

class Timer extends React.Component{
    state ={
        time: 10
    };
    setInvt = () =>{
        let t = this.state.time
        if(t<=1){
            clearInterval(this.invertal)
        }
        this.setState({time: t-1})
    }
    componentDidMount(){
        this.invertal = setInterval(this.setInvt, 1000)
    }

    render(){
        return (<label>{this.state.time}</label>)
    }
}

export {Timer}
By Anonymous, 2021-07-30 21:13:46
public static int[] xxx(String filename) throws IOException{
	int[] f = new int[26];
	BufferedReader in = new BufferedReader(new FileReader(filename));
	String line;
	while((line = in.readLine()) != null){
		line = line.toUpperCase();
		for(char ch:line.toCharArray()){
			if(Character.isLetter(ch)){
				f[ch - 'A']++;
			}
		}
	}
	in.close();
	return f;
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-15 16:08:38
    if (!recruiters
                    .stream().map(UserData::getUserName).collect(Collectors.toList())
                    .contains(recruiter.getUserData().getUserName())) {
    }
By somebody11, 2022-03-11 09:56:35
 SELECT CAST(CASE a8900.AllowCloserChanges
             WHEN 0
             THEN 0
             ELSE 1 END AS BIT) AllowCloserChanges
 FROM Vision.sub8900.tApplication8900 a8900 
 WHERE a8900.ApplicationNum = @ApplicationNum

Inheriting others' code in the fun world of corporate development.

By The snitch, 2017-12-15 21:21:56
 void SummonCrowd()
        {
            if(!bSummoned1)
            {
                if (Creature* Witness1 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11009.036f, 1490.47f, 43.58f, 4.16f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                    if (Creature* Witness2 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11010.76f, 1488.21f, 43.57f, 4.33f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                        if (Creature* Witness3 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11017.39f, 1491.76f, 43.19f, 4.78f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                            if (Creature* Witness4 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11021.73f, 1493.054f, 43.184f, 5.09f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                if (Creature* Witness5 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11025.74f, 1487.70f, 43.17f, 5.45f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                    if (Creature* Witness6 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11025.25f, 1482.23f, 43.03f, 6.04f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                        if (Creature* Witness7 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11029.68f, 1481.255f, 43.185f, 6.20f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                            if (Creature* Witness8 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11024.46f, 1473.88f, 43.02f, 0.43f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                if (Creature* Witness9 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11019.49f, 1471.70f, 43.21f, 1.09f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                    if (Creature* Witness10 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11021.56f, 1497.053f, 43.20f, 5.00f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                        if (Creature* Witness11 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11012.29f, 1488.14f, 43.77f, 4.16f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                            if (Creature* Witness12 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11014.67f, 1493.14f, 43.23f, 4.60f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                if (Creature* Witness13 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11019.8f, 1494.25f, 43.2f, 4.77f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                    if (Creature* Witness14 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11023.6f, 1489.35f, 43.17f, 4.77f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                        if (Creature* Witness15 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11023.1f, 1482.51f, 43.07f, 6.25f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                            if (Creature* Witness16 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11027.2f, 1494.37f, 43.17f, 5.15f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                                if (Creature* Witness17 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11029.6f, 1488.29f, 43.19f, 5.64f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                                    if (Creature* Witness18 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11030.8f, 1485.13f, 43.31f, 5.94f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                                        if (Creature* Witness19 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11026.2f, 1478.62f, 42.94f, 6.17f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                                            if (Creature* Witness20 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11013.2f, 1497.81f, 43.31f, 4.44f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                                                if (Creature* Witness21 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11011.6f, 1492.61f, 43.39f, 4.44f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                                                    if (Creature* Witness22 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11015.4f, 1489.06f, 43.28f, 4.73f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                                                        if (Creature* Witness23 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11020.2f, 1490.15f, 43.19f, 5.07f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                                                            if (Creature* Witness24 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11009.9f, 1483.52f, 44.06f, 3.88f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                                                                if (Creature* Witness25 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11020.1f, 1484.87f, 43.18f, 5.33f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                                                                    if (Creature* Witness26 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11017.7f, 1487.42f, 43.24f, 4.89f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                                                                        if (Creature* Witness27 = me->SummonCreature(NPC_LISTENER,-11017.9f, 1498.24f, 43.20f, 5.04f, TEMPSUMMON_TIMED_DESPAWN_OUT_OF_COMBAT, 90000))
                                                                                                                        {
                                                                                                                            Witness1GUID = Witness1->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness2GUID = Witness2->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness3GUID = Witness3->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness4GUID = Witness4->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness5GUID = Witness5->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness6GUID = Witness6->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness7GUID = Witness7->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness8GUID = Witness8->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness9GUID = Witness9->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness10GUID = Witness10->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness11GUID = Witness11->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness12GUID = Witness12->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness13GUID = Witness13->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness14GUID = Witness14->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness15GUID = Witness15->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness16GUID = Witness16->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness17GUID = Witness17->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness18GUID = Witness18->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness19GUID = Witness19->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness20GUID = Witness20->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness21GUID = Witness21->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness22GUID = Witness22->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness23GUID = Witness23->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness24GUID = Witness24->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness25GUID = Witness25->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness26GUID = Witness26->GetGUID();
                                                                                                                            Witness27GUID = Witness27->GetGUID();

                                                                                                                            bSummoned1 = true;
                                                                                                                        }
            }
        }
By Anonymous, 2020-09-16 17:09:35
scrollToEl($el.parent().parent().parent());

Someones idea of how to select an element to scroll to.... Please no.

By Anonymous, 2019-09-27 15:20:17
outerloop:
try {
    if (selectedFile == null) {
        break outerloop;
    } else {
        if (selectedFile != null) {
            readTo = new PrintStream(selectedFile);
            readTo.println(userCodeInput.getText());
            readTo = readTheOptionsIntegers(readTo);
    }
} catch(IOException e) {
    System.out.println(e);
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 09:39:37
value unless value.select! { |v| v != "0" }.nil?

I don't not know no why not no one of my "predecessor" committed this shit.

By Penguin, 2018-08-09 04:37:29
function urlREPLACER(dtTEXTVALUE){
    
    dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('http://') != -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE = dtTEXTVALUE.replace('http://','')) && dtTEXTVALUE.indexOf('.aspx') == -1 && (dtTEXTVALUE += '.aspx');
    
    return dtTEXTVALUE;
}
By I'm glad, 2019-02-16 13:10:54
let arr = []
if(arr[record.id]) {
    arr[record.id] = false
} else {
    arr[record.id] = false
}
this.setState({a: arr})
arr = []
By Anonymous, 2021-12-27 06:55:59
void destroy_phone(T9obj* ptr_T9Obj){
    free(ptr_T9Obj);
}

Such thoughtful name!

By farhanhubble, 2019-05-30 08:57:39
public static int maximum(int f, int g)
{
	try
	{
		int[] far = new int[f];
		far[g] = 1;
		return f;
	}
	catch(NegativeArraySizeException e)
	{
		f = -f;
		g = -g;
		return (-maximum(f, g) == -f)? -g : -f;
	}
	catch(IndexOutOfBoundsException e)
	{
		return (maximum(g, 0) == 0)? f : g;
	}
}
By Anonymous, 2019-10-18 06:03:41