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#245 Who needs this stupid refactoring, ya? PHP +22

private static function derivePrice(...)
  {
	$price = self::derivePriceUnchecked($vars);
    
    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    } 

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    } 
    
    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    if (isset($price)) {
		// CODE HERE
    }

    return $price;
  }

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By Anonymous, 2018-02-06 11:38:18

#258 Checking null values is life Java +23

if(computedDate != null){
    myObject.setDueDate(computedDate);
}
else{
    myObject.setDueDate(null);
}

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By Anonymous, 2018-02-22 04:46:08

#802 calculating difference between dates PHP +23

$orderDateTS = strtotime($data['ordertime']);
$nowTS = strtotime('now');
$diff = $nowTS - $orderDateTS;
$diff = $diff / 86400;
$dayDiff = floor($diff);

found in a shopware plugin

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By Anon, 2020-04-03 14:16:07

#2348 Next level Unity decision tree action C# +23

StartCoroutine(Patrol());

public IEnumerator Patrol() {
    while(true) {
        dt.Walk();
        yield return new WaitForSeconds(reactionTime);
    }
}

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By Mario, 2021-11-19 07:18:22

#355 The easiest way to run Ansible Go +23

func runAnsible(c *cli.Context) {
    runAnsibleCmd1(c.String("command"), c.StringSlice("var-file"), c.StringSlice("var"))
}
func runAnsibleCmd1(cmd string, varfiles []string, varstrs []string) {
    runAnsibleCmd2(cmd, util.ToVars(varfiles, varstrs))
}
func runAnsibleCmd2(cmd string, vars map[string]interface{}) {
    err := exec.SyscallExecute(cmd, vars)
    log.Error("Error running ansible command.", "err", err.Error())
}

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By PANDUDH, 2019-04-16 18:03:41

#116 The power of C# extensions C# +23

    public static class DecimalHelpers
    {
        /// <summary>
        /// Format a decimal XX.XX to XX,XX%.
        /// </summary>
        /// <param name="value"></param>
        /// <returns></returns>
        public static string FormatToStringPercentageValue(this decimal value)
        {
            return value.ToString().Replace(".", ",").FormatToPercentageValue();
        }
    }
    
    public static class StringHelpers
    {
        /// <summary>
        /// Add % at the end of the string.
        /// </summary>
        /// <param name="value"></param>
        /// <returns></returns>
        public static string FormatToPercentageValue(this string value)
        {
            return string.Concat(value, "%");
        }
    }

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 10:58:38

#379 Email Validation C# +23

        public static bool ValidateEmailAddress(string emailAddress)
        {
            string pattern = "^((?>[a-zA-Z\\d!#$%&'*+\\-/=?^_`{|}~]+\x20*|\"((?=[\x01-\x7f])[^\"\\]|\\[\x01-\x7f])*\"\x20*)*(?<angle><))?((?!\\.)(?>\\.?[a-zA-Z\\d!#$%&'*+\\-/=?^_`{|}~]+)+|\"((?=[\x01-\x7f])[^\"\\]|\\[\x01-\x7f])*\")@(((?!-)[a-zA-Z\\d\\-]+(?<!-)\\.)+[a-zA-Z]{2,}|\\[(((?(?<!\\[)\\.)(25[0-5]|2[0-4]\\d|[01]?\\d?\\d)){4}|[a-zA-Z\\d\\-]*[a-zA-Z\\d]:((?=[\x01-\x7f])[^\\\\[\\]]|\\[\x01-\x7f])+)\\])(?(angle)>)$";

            if (!String.IsNullOrEmpty(emailAddress) && !(Regex.Match(emailAddress.Trim(), pattern, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase)).Success)
            {
                return false;
            }
            return true;
        }

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By Anonymous, 2019-07-17 23:47:20

#1935 just gotta make sure it's a string Java +23

String s = "string";

String.valueOf(s).toString();

// just to make sure it's a damn string
while(!s instanceof String) {
    String.valueOf(s).toString();
}

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By Anonymous, 2021-01-23 17:11:10

#56 xml flattened tree stricture HTML +24

Native XML structure:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<tree>
    <node name="root">
        <node name="TELEVISIONS">
            <node name="TUBE"/>
            <node name="LCD"/>
            <node name="PLASMA"/>
        </node>
        <node name="PORTABLE ELECTRONICS">
            <node name="MP3 PLAYERS">
                <node name="FLASH"/>
            </node>
            <node name="CD PLAYERS"/>
            <node name="2 WAY RADIOS"/>
        </node>
    </node>
</tree>

Flattened XML structure (example 1):

<tree>
  <node key="0">root</node>
  <node key="1" parent="0">TELEVISIONS</node>
  <node key="2" parent="1">TUBE</node>
  <node key="3" parent="1">LCD</node>
  <node key="4" parent="1">PLASMA</node>
  <node key="5" parent="0">PORTABLE ELECTRONICS</node>
  <node key="6" parent="5">MP3 PLAYERS</node>
  <node key="7" parent="6">FLASH</node>
  <node key="8" parent="5">CD PLAYERS</node>
  <node key="9" parent="5">2 WAY RADIOS</node>
</tree>

Flattened XML structure (example 2):

<tree>
    <node>
        <name>root</name>
        <depth>0</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>TELEVISIONS</name>
        <depth>1</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>TUBE</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>LCD</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>PLASMA</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>PORTABLE ELECTRONICS</name>
        <depth>1</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>MP3 PLAYERS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>FLASH</name>
        <depth>3</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>CD PLAYERS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
    <node>
        <name>2 WAY RADIOS</name>
        <depth>2</depth>
    </node>
</tree>

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By Anonymous, 2015-11-19 12:32:25

#124 How to create immutable fields in c# PHP +24

public override List<Value> Values
{
    get 
    {
        if (_values == null && shouldLoadLazily)
        {
            _values = _lazerLoader.LoadValues<Value>()
        }
        
        return _values;
    }
    set 
    {
        throw new InvalidOperationException("Values are actually readonly- please set in constructor")
    }
}

How to create immutable fields in c#

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By Unknown, 2017-12-12 14:42:38

#1664 Display some HTML PHP +24

<?php
if(!defined('WPINC')) // MUST have WordPress.
	exit ('Do not access this file directly.');
	
	if(!class_exists('pluginName_options_page_class'))
{
	/**
	 * Menu page blah
	 *
	 * @package blah
	 * @since 140617
	 */
	class pluginName_options_page_class
	{
		public function __construct()
		{
			echo '<div class="wrap menu-page">'."\n";

			echo '<div class="wp-header-end"></div>'."\n";

			echo '<div class="menu-page-toolbox">'."\n";
			pluginName_some_other_class::display();
			echo '</div>'."\n";

			echo '<h2>Options</h2>'."\n";

			echo '<table class="menu-page-table">'."\n";
			echo '<tbody class="menu-page-table-tbody">'."\n";
			echo '<tr class="menu-page-table-tr">'."\n";
			echo '<td class="menu-page-table-l">'."\n";

			echo '<form method="post" name="plugin_options_form" id="plugin--options-form" autocomplete="off">'."\n";
			echo '<input type="hidden" name="plugin_options_save" id="plugin--options-save" value="'.esc_attr(wp_create_nonce('plugin--options-save')).'" />'."\n";

			echo '<div class="menu-page-group" title="Account Details">'."\n";
			
			/* includes things like this gem */
			echo (!is_multisite() || !pluginName_utils_conds::is_multisite_farm() || is_main_site()) ? '<p>[ Really Long message about something ]</p>'."\n" : '';

			/* ... continues until end ... */

			echo '</div>'."\n";
		}
	}
}

new pluginName_options_page_class ();

The entire file is a single class with a constructor. The constructor is ~ 1150 lines of echo statements with a few PHP conditionals thrown in. There are no other methods. The class is instantiated as soon as it is defined. Clever...

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By Anonymous, 2020-11-10 06:08:16

#2635 Tf concatenation is Verilog +25

case (RSel)
      4'b0000:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b0;  
              end
      4'b0001:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b1; 
              end
      4'b0010:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b0; 
              end
      4'b0011:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b1; 
              end
      4'b0100:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b0;
              end
      4'b0101:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b1;  
              end
      4'b0110:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b0; 
              end
      4'b0111:begin
                R1e = 1'b0;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b1;  
              end
      4'b1000:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b0;  
              end
      4'b1001:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b1;
              end
      4'b1010:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b0; 
              end
      4'b1011:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b0;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b1; 
              end
      4'b1100:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b0; 
              end
      4'b1101:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b0;  R4e = 1'b1; 
              end
      4'b1110:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b0; 
              end
      4'b1111:begin
                R1e = 1'b1;   R2e = 1'b1;  R3e = 1'b1;  R4e = 1'b1;
              end
     
    endcase
    
    case (TSel)
          4'b0000:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b0001:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
          4'b0010:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b0011:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
          4'b0100:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b0101:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
          4'b0110:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b0111:begin
                    T1e = 1'b0;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
          4'b1000:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b1001:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
          4'b1010:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b1011:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b0; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
          4'b1100:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b1101:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b0;  T4e = 1'b1; 
                  end
          4'b1110:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b0;
                  end
          4'b1111:begin
                    T1e = 1'b1;  T2e = 1'b1; T3e = 1'b1;  T4e = 1'b1;
                  end
        endcase

Just write assign {R1e, R2e, R3e, R4e} = Rsel assign {T1e, T2e, T3e, T4e} = Tsel

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By dawidogg, 2023-04-01 16:40:34

#122 Timestamp? - that's a name i haven't heard in...my life JavaScript +25

if(date.getFullYear() <= 2017) {
    if(date.getMonth() <= 11) {
        if(date.getDate() <= 26) {
            if(date.getHours() <= 23) {
                if(date.getMinutes() <= 59) {
                    if(date.getSeconds() <= 59) {
                        //Display popup before 2017-11-27
                    }
                }
            }
        }
    }
}

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 14:14:55

#187 Speak English GLSL +25

precision mediump float;
uniform float time;
uniform vec2 resolution;
#define equals =
#define divided /
#define plus +
#define minus -
#define times *
#define by
#define point .
#define zero 0.
#define one 1.
#define five 5.
#define output gl_FragColor
#define then {
#define end }
#define less <
#define than
#define increment ++
#define afterwards ;
#define comma ,
#define semi .5
#define hundred 100.
void main ( void ) then
	vec2 uv equals gl_FragCoord point xy divided by resolution point xy afterwards
	float number equals sin( time plus uv point y ) afterwards
	for ( float i equals zero afterwards i less than five afterwards increment i) then
		number equals mod ( uv point x comma number ) afterwards
	end
	output equals vec4 (uv point x comma uv point y comma number times hundred comma one ) afterwards
end

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By Anonymous, 2017-12-14 17:39:23

#196 true or false? LSL +25

int true = 0;
while (true)
{
    //do something
}

true = false

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By noz1995, 2017-12-15 16:08:59