var query = $("#search-query");
query.click(function() {
  if (query.val() == 'szukaj...') {
     query.val('');
  }
});
By Kadet, 2016-02-14 14:54:32
        $gallery = \common\models\UtVideogallery::find()->select(['ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID',
                'ut_videogallery.Name_rus','ut_videogallery.TournamentID','ut_videogallery.MatchID', 'Slug',
                'ut_videogallery.Date','COUNT(ut_video_to_gallery.VideoToGalleryID) count','ut_matches_videos.Data',
                'm1.Data DataP'])
                ->leftJoin('ut_video_to_gallery','ut_video_to_gallery.VideogalleryID=ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID')
                ->leftJoin('ut_matches_videos','ut_matches_videos.VideoID=ut_video_to_gallery.VideoID')
                ->leftJoin('ut_matches_videos m1','m1.VideoID=ut_videogallery.PreviewID')
                ->where(['ut_videogallery.Active'=>1])
                //->andWhere(['TournamentID'=>$list['selected']])
                ->groupBy('ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID')
                ->orderBy('ut_videogallery.Date DESC')
                ->limit(self::$countPerPage)
                ->asArray()->all();
        foreach ($gallery as $key => $value) {
            if($value['count']==0) unset($gallery[$key]);
        }
        foreach($gallery as $k=>$v){
            if(isset($v['Data']))
                $v['Data'] = str_replace('http:','https:',$v['Data']);
            if(isset($v['DataP']))
                $v['DataP'] = str_replace('http:','https:',$v['DataP']);
            $gallery[$k]=$v;
        }
        $galleryCount = \common\models\UtVideogallery::find()->select(['ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID',
                'ut_videogallery.Name_rus','ut_videogallery.TournamentID','ut_videogallery.MatchID',
                'ut_videogallery.Date','COUNT(ut_video_to_gallery.VideoToGalleryID) count','ut_matches_videos.Data'])
                ->leftJoin('ut_video_to_gallery','ut_video_to_gallery.VideogalleryID=ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID')
                ->leftJoin('ut_matches_videos','ut_matches_videos.VideoID=ut_video_to_gallery.VideoID')
                ->leftJoin('ut_matches_videos m1','m1.VideoID=ut_videogallery.PreviewID')
                ->where(['ut_videogallery.Active'=>1])
                //->andWhere(['TournamentID'=>$list['selected']])
                ->groupBy('ut_videogallery.VideogalleryID')   
                ->orderBy('ut_videogallery.Date DESC')
                ->asArray()->all();
        foreach ($galleryCount as $key => $value) {
            if($value['count']==0) unset($galleryCount[$key]);
        }
        $pagination = new \yii\data\Pagination(
        [
            'totalCount' => count($galleryCount),
            'pageSize' => self::$countPerPage,

        ]);

Picasso of PHP

By chernomorets, 2017-03-03 11:26:18
string month = DateTime.Today.Month.ToString();
if (DateTime.Today.Month < 10)
{
    month = "0" + month;
}
string day = DateTime.Today.Day.ToString();
if (DateTime.Today.Day < 10)
{
    day = "0" + day;
}

string dateCorrect = String.Format("{0}.{1}.{2}", DateTime.Today.Year, month, day);

string dateDue = "";
if (transferFields.DueDate.SelectedDate.HasValue)
{
    var dateDuearr = transferFields.DueDate.Value.Split(' ')[0].Split('.');
    dateDue = dateDuearr[2] + '.' + dateDuearr[1] + '.' + dateDuearr[0];
}
else {
    dateDue = dateCorrect;
}

Real developers don't use built in parsing and formatting methods.

By You will be proud of our code!, 2017-12-12 09:53:08
protected void EnableEditButtons(bool Value)
{
    if (Value == false)
    {
        buttonAdd.Disabled = true;
        buttonDelete.Disabled = true;
    }
    else
    {
        buttonAdd.Disabled = false;
        buttonDelete.Disabled = false;
    }
}

// ...

if (IsEditable(ID))
    EnableEditButtons(true);
else
    EnableEditButtons(false);

I found this old code in an app I was updating for a client a number of years back. It was so good I documented it on my own blog.

By Jon Hartmann, 2017-12-12 17:09:54
outerloop:
try {
    if (selectedFile == null) {
        break outerloop;
    } else {
        if (selectedFile != null) {
            readTo = new PrintStream(selectedFile);
            readTo.println(userCodeInput.getText());
            readTo = readTheOptionsIntegers(readTo);
    }
} catch(IOException e) {
    System.out.println(e);
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 09:39:37
def get_first_index_of_array(array):
    """
    this function is very usefull for get first index of array
    """
    return array[0]


assert get_first_index_of_array([1, 2, 3, 4, 5]) == 1
assert get_first_index_of_array([1, 2, 3, 4, 5]) != 2
assert get_first_index_of_array([1, 2, 3, 4, 5]) != 3
assert get_first_index_of_array([1, 2, 3, 4, 5]) != 4
assert get_first_index_of_array([1, 2, 3, 4, 5]) != 4
By Mohammad Hosseini, 2017-12-13 15:29:01
A,B=map(str,input().split())        # let's begin by casting strings to strings!

while(int(A)!=0 and int(B)!=0):

    tamanhoa=0
    tamanhob=0

    for i in range(len(A)):
        tamanhoa+=1                 # wonderful way to determine the length of
                                    # a string!
    for i in range(len(B)):
        tamanhob+=1

    vA = [0]*tamanhoa
    vB = [0]*tamanhob

    if tamanhoa>tamanhob:
        vA = [0]*tamanhoa           # Just to make sure it really gets set!!!
        vB = [0]*tamanhoa

        for i in range(tamanhoa-1,-1,-1):
            vA[i]=int(A[i])         # he even saved an operation by casting
                                    # the char to int at the same time!
        for i in range(tamanhob):
            vB[i+1]=int(B[i])
    elif tamanhoa<tamanhob:
        vA = [0]*tamanhob           # Just to make sure it really gets set!!!
        vB = [0]*tamanhob

        for i in range(tamanhoa):
            vA[i+1]=int(A[i])

        for i in range(tamanhob-1,-1,-1):
            vB[i]=int(B[i])

        tamanhoa=tamanhob

    else:
        for i in range(tamanhoa):
            vA[i]=int(A[i])

        for i in range(tamanhob):
            vB[i]=int(B[i])

    print(vA)
    print(vB)
    
    carry = 0

    for i in range(tamanhoa-1,-1,-1):
        soma = vA[i] + vB[i]
        if soma > 9:
            carry += 1
            if vA[i-1]!= 9:
                vA[i-1] += 1
            else:
                vB[i-1] +=1


    if carry == 0:
        print('No carry operation.')
    elif carry == 1:
        print(carry, 'carry operation.')
    else:
        print(carry, 'carry operations.')

    A,B=map(str,input().split())    # why bother casting strings to int? yay

    if int(A)==0 and int(B)==0:
        break

This wonder was found within answers to a university programming test. Code as-is, comments added by me.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-14 00:09:27
                    //read country intformation and assign to variables
                    cName = InpList.get(0).replace(",", ".");
                    cCode = InpList.get(1).replace(",", ".");
                    cAlpha2 = InpList.get(2).replace(",", ".");
                    cAbreviation = InpList.get(3).replace(",", ".");
                    dYear = InpList.get(4).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalCompatibility = InpList.get(5).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalCompatibility = InpList.get(6).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicCompatibility = InpList.get(7).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicCompatibility = InpList.get(8).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryCompatibility = InpList.get(9).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryCompatibility = InpList.get(10).replace(",", ".");
                    dDemoScore = InpList.get(11).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankDemoScore = InpList.get(12).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalCompatibility = InpList.get(13).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalCompatibility = InpList.get(14).replace(",", ".");
                    dSumCompatibility = InpList.get(15).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankCompatibility = InpList.get(16).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalUtility = InpList.get(17).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalUtility = InpList.get(18).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicUtility = InpList.get(19).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicUtility = InpList.get(20).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryUtility = InpList.get(21).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryUtility = InpList.get(22).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalUtility = InpList.get(23).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalUtility = InpList.get(24).replace(",", ".");
                    dSumUtility = InpList.get(25).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankUtility = InpList.get(26).replace(",", ".");
                    dPoliticalScore = InpList.get(27).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankPoliticalScore = InpList.get(28).replace(",", ".");
                    dEconomicScore = InpList.get(29).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEconomicScore = InpList.get(30).replace(",", ".");
                    dMilitaryScore = InpList.get(31).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankMilitaryScore = InpList.get(32).replace(",", ".");
                    dEnvironmentalScore = InpList.get(33).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankEnvironmentalScore = InpList.get(34).replace(",", ".");
                    dAggregate = InpList.get(35).replace(",", ".");
                    dRankAggregate = InpList.get(36).replace(",", ".");
By Anonymous, 2017-12-17 21:45:26
if ( $ordinal_competitors > 0 ) {
	foreach( $ordinal_bests as $label => $tuple ) {
		unset( $waste[ $tuple['id']->{ '$id' } ] );
		$essential[ $search_str ][ $tuple['stamp'] ][ $tuple['source'] ]['updated_at'] = $tuple['updated'];
		$essential[ $search_str ][ $tuple['stamp'] ][ $tuple['source'] ]['proposals'][ $label ] = $tuple['price'];
		$final_count ++;
	}
}
  • So, you've called the variable "tuple"
  • Yes
  • What is tuple?
  • Eeeemmm...
  • You don't know. Me too, but my experience said that tuple is a collection, of N-arity where you can't ask by key and give exception, what data structure is placed here?
  • F..ing.. ph.. arr...
  • I can't hear you girl!
  • Fucking php array
  • So why did you call fucking php array a tuple?
  • I do not know...
  • Go f...ck yourself
By Anonymous, 2018-01-22 10:32:32
var None = null;

if ({{ post.pk }} == None) {
    // reset to draft
    $("#id_status")[0].value = 1;
}
By Anonymous, 2016-11-18 19:08:07
$options.splice($options.indexOf('option7'), 1);
$options.splice($options.indexOf('option5'), 1);
$options.splice($options.indexOf('option4'), 1);
$options.splice($options.indexOf('option3'), 1);
$options.splice($options.indexOf('option2'), 1);
$options.splice($options.indexOf('option1'), 1);
By A "senior" developer, 2018-02-19 16:49:52
<?
function null($null) {
    return null;   
}
By SH2, 2018-02-20 11:31:33
<?php

function add_points ($resources, $userid) {
	return false;
}

function remove_points ($resources, $userid) {
	return false;
}

function get_userdata () {
	return '';
}
By Sobak, 2015-07-21 07:00:36
if HOST == 'AdaLovelace' or HOST == 'vbu' or HOST == 'asus':
    urlpatterns += patterns('',
        (r'^site_media/(?P<path>.*)$', 'django.views.static.serve', {'document_root': MEDIA_ROOT}),
    )
By Kadet, 2016-02-14 16:37:32
public function getProduct($product_id) {
		$query = $this->db->query("SELECT DISTINCT *, pd.name AS name, p.image, m.name AS manufacturer, (SELECT price FROM " . DB_PREFIX . "product_discount pd2 WHERE pd2.product_id = p.product_id AND pd2.customer_group_id = '" . (int)$this->config->get('config_customer_group_id') . "' AND pd2.quantity = '1' AND ((pd2.date_start = '0000-00-00' OR pd2.date_start < NOW()) AND (pd2.date_end = '0000-00-00' OR pd2.date_end > NOW())) ORDER BY pd2.priority ASC, pd2.price ASC LIMIT 1) AS discount, (SELECT price FROM " . DB_PREFIX . "product_special ps WHERE ps.product_id = p.product_id AND ps.customer_group_id = '" . (int)$this->config->get('config_customer_group_id') . "' AND ((ps.date_start = '0000-00-00' OR ps.date_start < NOW()) AND (ps.date_end = '0000-00-00' OR ps.date_end > NOW())) ORDER BY ps.priority ASC, ps.price ASC LIMIT 1) AS special, (SELECT points FROM " . DB_PREFIX . "product_reward pr WHERE pr.product_id = p.product_id AND pr.customer_group_id = '" . (int)$this->config->get('config_customer_group_id') . "') AS reward, (SELECT ss.name FROM " . DB_PREFIX . "stock_status ss WHERE ss.stock_status_id = p.stock_status_id AND ss.language_id = '" . (int)$this->config->get('config_language_id') . "') AS stock_status, (SELECT wcd.unit FROM " . DB_PREFIX . "weight_class_description wcd WHERE p.weight_class_id = wcd.weight_class_id AND wcd.language_id = '" . (int)$this->config->get('config_language_id') . "') AS weight_class, (SELECT lcd.unit FROM " . DB_PREFIX . "length_class_description lcd WHERE p.length_class_id = lcd.length_class_id AND lcd.language_id = '" . (int)$this->config->get('config_language_id') . "') AS length_class, (SELECT AVG(rating) AS total FROM " . DB_PREFIX . "review r1 WHERE r1.product_id = p.product_id AND r1.status = '1' GROUP BY r1.product_id) AS rating, (SELECT COUNT(*) AS total FROM " . DB_PREFIX . "review r2 WHERE r2.product_id = p.product_id AND r2.status = '1' GROUP BY r2.product_id) AS reviews, p.sort_order FROM " . DB_PREFIX . "product p LEFT JOIN " . DB_PREFIX . "product_description pd ON (p.product_id = pd.product_id) LEFT JOIN " . DB_PREFIX . "product_to_store p2s ON (p.product_id = p2s.product_id) LEFT JOIN " . DB_PREFIX . "manufacturer m ON (p.manufacturer_id = m.manufacturer_id) WHERE p.product_id = '" . (int)$product_id . "' AND pd.language_id = '" . (int)$this->config->get('config_language_id') . "' AND p.status = '1' AND p.date_available <= NOW() AND p2s.store_id = '" . (int)$this->config->get('config_store_id') . "'");
		/* ... */

Opencart's Product model

By opencart, 2017-12-12 12:52:34