#1344 PHP +45
$command = 'curl -X GET -H "application/json" -H "X-Api-Key: '.$key.'" https://some-api.com/resource';
exec($command, $output);
$array = json_decode($output[0], true);

Using curl in PHP is boring. Let execute a command for

By Anonymous, 2020-07-14 20:28:49
public static int maximum(int f, int g)
{
	try
	{
		int[] far = new int[f];
		far[g] = 1;
		return f;
	}
	catch(NegativeArraySizeException e)
	{
		f = -f;
		g = -g;
		return (-maximum(f, g) == -f)? -g : -f;
	}
	catch(IndexOutOfBoundsException e)
	{
		return (maximum(g, 0) == 0)? f : g;
	}
}
By Anonymous, 2019-10-18 06:03:41
A,B=map(str,input().split())        # let's begin by casting strings to strings!

while(int(A)!=0 and int(B)!=0):

    tamanhoa=0
    tamanhob=0

    for i in range(len(A)):
        tamanhoa+=1                 # wonderful way to determine the length of
                                    # a string!
    for i in range(len(B)):
        tamanhob+=1

    vA = [0]*tamanhoa
    vB = [0]*tamanhob

    if tamanhoa>tamanhob:
        vA = [0]*tamanhoa           # Just to make sure it really gets set!!!
        vB = [0]*tamanhoa

        for i in range(tamanhoa-1,-1,-1):
            vA[i]=int(A[i])         # he even saved an operation by casting
                                    # the char to int at the same time!
        for i in range(tamanhob):
            vB[i+1]=int(B[i])
    elif tamanhoa<tamanhob:
        vA = [0]*tamanhob           # Just to make sure it really gets set!!!
        vB = [0]*tamanhob

        for i in range(tamanhoa):
            vA[i+1]=int(A[i])

        for i in range(tamanhob-1,-1,-1):
            vB[i]=int(B[i])

        tamanhoa=tamanhob

    else:
        for i in range(tamanhoa):
            vA[i]=int(A[i])

        for i in range(tamanhob):
            vB[i]=int(B[i])

    print(vA)
    print(vB)
    
    carry = 0

    for i in range(tamanhoa-1,-1,-1):
        soma = vA[i] + vB[i]
        if soma > 9:
            carry += 1
            if vA[i-1]!= 9:
                vA[i-1] += 1
            else:
                vB[i-1] +=1


    if carry == 0:
        print('No carry operation.')
    elif carry == 1:
        print(carry, 'carry operation.')
    else:
        print(carry, 'carry operations.')

    A,B=map(str,input().split())    # why bother casting strings to int? yay

    if int(A)==0 and int(B)==0:
        break

This wonder was found within answers to a university programming test. Code as-is, comments added by me.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-14 00:09:27
if (argv[1][0]=='D'){
                demo=1;
                argv[1]++;
        }

        if (argv[1][0]=='P'){
                if (sscanf(argv[1], "P%ux%ux%ux%ux%lfx%ux%u"
                                ,&temporal_resample
                                ,&input_w, &input_h, &rate, &input_gamma
                                ,&output_w
                                ,&output_h)!=7){
                        fprintf(stderr,"%s: Invalid argument format\n", progname);
                        print_usage();
                        exit(3);
                }
                ppm=1; 
         }else{
                if (sscanf(argv[1], "%ux%ux%ux%ux%lfx%ux%u"
                                ,&temporal_resample
                                ,&input_w
                                ,&input_h
                                ,&rate
                                ,&input_gamma
                                ,&output_w
                                ,&output_h)!=7){
                        fprintf(stderr,"%s: Invalid argument format\n", progname);
                        print_usage();
                        exit(3);
                }

Found in a chroma subsampling algorithm.

By Anonymous, 2021-03-18 19:51:47
try {
    User.ClaimToken();
} 
catch {
    User.ClaimToken();
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-22 08:44:59
class PythonClass {
    protected boolean True = true;
    protected boolean False = false;
    protected Object None = null;
}

class MyClass extends PythonClass {
    String do_something(Object foo) {
        if (foo == False)
            return ""                                  ;
        
        
        else if (foo == None)
            return "!"                                 ;
            
        else if (foo == True)
            return "Yay!"                              ;
    }
}

Yikes

By imaginedev, 2021-04-03 02:44:52
const handleBoolean = value => {
        switch (value) {
            case "true":
                return true;
            case true:
                return "true";
            case "false":
                return false;
            case false:
                return "false"
            default:
                return null;
        }
    }
By Anonymous, 2021-09-29 11:53:22
Boolean b = new Boolean(true);
if (b == true){
    ...
}

think outside the autoboxing

By ktb, 2018-09-18 15:17:38
#include <iostream>
#define OPEN_PARENTHESIS (
#define CLOSE_PARENTHESIS )
#define OPEN_BRACES {
#define CLOSE_BRACES }
#define INTEGER int
#define STANDARD_LIB std::
#define CONSOLE_OUT cout
#define ANGLE_BRACKETS <<
#define MESSAGE "Hello World\n"
#define SEMI ;
#define CLASS_NAME main

INTEGER CLASS_NAME OPEN_PARENTHESIS CLOSE_PARENTHESIS OPEN_BRACES
STANDARD_LIB CONSOLE_OUT ANGLE_BRACKETS MESSAGE SEMI
CLOSE_BRACES

Everything is defined

By Anonymous, 2021-06-28 01:46:44
form = JSON.parse(JSON.stringify(this.mobilityDistanceForm.getRawValue()));
By tralaladidou, 2019-07-15 20:41:51
$net_price = "var net_price = " . json_encode($net_price) . ";";

This is a Javascript variable being created inside of a PHP string.

By notmycode, 2017-12-12 16:47:24
@media only screen and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio:2) and (max-width:768px) and (min-width:321px),not all,only screen and (max-width:768px) and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio:2) and (min-width:321px),only screen and (max-width:768px) and (min-resolution:192dpi) and (min-width:321px),only screen and (max-width:768px) and (min-resolution:2dppx) and (min-width:321px){
    /*some code here*/
}
By Anonymous, 2019-09-12 23:05:36
    function changePassword() {
        if (isInputEmpty()) {
            $.ajax({
                type: 'POST',
                data: '...'
                url: '...',
                success: function (result) {
                    if (result.substring(0, 3) != "!!!") {
                        //success
                    } else {
                        //faliure
                    }
                },
                error: function () {
                    }
            });
        }
    }

And of course,in production, it always reported success and never changed the password, because of equally bad server code.

By You will be proud of our code!, 2017-12-15 11:30:02
public IsTrueWithNewTokenResponse isVoice(String token){
    IsTrueWithNewTokenResponse isTrue = isWhatever(token, 0)
    resultStatus.success = isTrue.generalResultResponse.success;
    resultStatus.statusCode = isTrue.generalResultResponse.statusCode;
    resultStatus.statusDescription  = isTrue.generalResultResponse.statusDescription;
    if(isTrue != null && isTrue.generalResultResponse != null && isTrue.generalResultResponse.success){
        isTrue.isTrue = !isTrue.isTrue
        return isTrue
    } else {
        return isTrue
    }
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-18 09:11:43
#define private public
#define protected public
#define class struct

#include "your_private_parts.hpp"
// ...

#undef class
#undef protected
#undef private

// ...

Fails miserably if template <class>, template <template <class> class> or their variations are found anywhere inside your header. :(

By 2 + 2 = 3.99999999999999999999999999999999999, 2021-11-08 07:59:05