//count to 10
#include <iostream>
#include <string>

int main()
{
  int i = 0;
  
  beginning:
  if (i < 10) {
      std::cout << ++i << std::endl;
      goto beginning;
  }
  else goto end;

  end:
  return 0;
}
By Yoges, 2017-12-19 14:43:26
// What they did:
var serverCommands = {};
for(var each in commandList.general)
    (dmCommands[commandList.general[each].type] ? dmCommands[commandList.general[each].type] +=
    (config.prefix + each + (commandList.general[each].args ? ' ' + commandList.general[each].args : '') +
    ': ' + commandList.general[each].description + '\n') : (dmCommands[commandList.general[each].type] =
    '\u200B'+ config.prefix + each + (commandList.general[each].args ? ' ' + commandList.general[each].args : '') +
    ': ' + commandList.general[each].description + '\n'))

// What they should've done:
let srvrCmds = new Map();
let gldCmds = commandList[message.guild.id];
for (let each in gldCmds) {
    const cur = gldCmds[each];
    const text = `${config.prefix + each + (cur.args ? " " + cur.args : "")}: ${cur.description}\n`;
    const srvrCmdType = srvrCmds.get(cur.type);
    srvrCmds.set(cur.type, (srvrCmdType || "\u200B") + text);
}
By Anonymous, 2018-01-18 05:57:37
if ( $ordinal_competitors > 0 ) {
	foreach( $ordinal_bests as $label => $tuple ) {
		unset( $waste[ $tuple['id']->{ '$id' } ] );
		$essential[ $search_str ][ $tuple['stamp'] ][ $tuple['source'] ]['updated_at'] = $tuple['updated'];
		$essential[ $search_str ][ $tuple['stamp'] ][ $tuple['source'] ]['proposals'][ $label ] = $tuple['price'];
		$final_count ++;
	}
}
  • So, you've called the variable "tuple"
  • Yes
  • What is tuple?
  • Eeeemmm...
  • You don't know. Me too, but my experience said that tuple is a collection, of N-arity where you can't ask by key and give exception, what data structure is placed here?
  • F..ing.. ph.. arr...
  • I can't hear you girl!
  • Fucking php array
  • So why did you call fucking php array a tuple?
  • I do not know...
  • Go f...ck yourself
By Anonymous, 2018-01-22 10:32:32
contracts = Contract.objects.filter(staff=staff).filter(active=True)
if contracts.__len__() > 0:
   ind = contracts.__len__() - 1
   dic[‘active_contract_id’] = contracts[ind].id
else:
   dic[‘active_contract_id’] = contracts[0].id

Get last object of queryset in django

By itsN0ll, 2018-01-29 11:35:27
...
if (alignEntrySize & 1)
    alignEntrySize++;
if (alignEntrySize & 2)
    alignEntrySize += 2;
...
By dzuma, 2018-02-08 18:19:17
public boolean logout(String token)
{
    LogedUser user = logedUsers.remove(token);
    return (user != null) ? true : false;
}
By Slacki, 2015-11-17 17:58:53
Long timestamp = Instant.now().toEpochMilli(); // fallback
if (oTimestamp instanceof Integer)
    timestamp = (Integer) oTimestamp *1L;
else
    if (oTimestamp instanceof Long)
        timestamp = (Long) oTimestamp * 1L;
By Anonymous, 2017-12-12 08:13:40

if let _ = detailInformation {
     loadDetailInformation()
}

when optionals are killing yourself

By gc, 2017-12-13 00:19:02
function getJSType(cppType: string) {
    let typeMap = new Map<string, string>([
        ["Bool", "boolean"],
        ["Int32", "number"],
        ["UInt32", "number"],
        ["Int64", "number"],
        ["UInt64", "number"],
        ["Double", "number"],
        ["String", "string"],
        ["Object", "any"]
    ]);

    if (typeMap.get(cppType) === undefined) {
        console.error("Invalid type in getJavascriptType: " + cppType);
        process.exit(1);
    }
    return typeMap.get(cppType);
}
By Anonymous, 2017-12-15 11:58:04
guard let reachability = Reachability(), reachability.isReachable == true else {
    // No network connection available. Do stuff.
    ...
}

While this works, it's not immediately readable and creates confusion. Mis-using Swift's control flow. Did not pass code review.

By Anonymous, 2017-12-22 10:04:01
{k: v for d in [{ key: { 0: x[0], } for key in x["name"] } for x in items] for k, v in d.items()}
By nooooooo, 2018-01-02 14:54:31
<?php
public function parse($package)
{
if(isset($package["type"]) && $package["type"] == "unavailable")
{
    if(((time() - self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jointime"] < 30 && (isset(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["messages"]) && self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["messages"] < 2) && (time() - self::$xmpp->startTime) > 50)) || (!isset(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["messages"]) && time() - self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jointime"] < 900 && (time() - self::$xmpp->startTime) > 900))
    {
	if(!array_search(strstr(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jid"], "/", true), explode("\n", file_get_contents("friends.txt"))))
	{
	    self::$xmpp->ban(strstr($package["from"], "/", true), self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jid"]);
	    self::$xmpp->groupMessage(strstr($package["from"], "/", true), substr(strstr($package["from"], "/"), 1)." został zbanowany/a za przeciąg!");
	}   
    }
    else
	if(!array_search(strstr(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jid"], "/", true), explode("\n", file_get_contents("friends.txt"))))
	    file_put_contents("friends.txt", file_get_contents("friends.txt")."\n".strstr(self::$xmpp->users[(string)$package["from"]]["jid"], "/", true));
}    
}

In fact whole project is shitty as hell, if you want have some fun grab popcorn and read all the sources: XPBot on sourceforge

By Kadet, 2015-07-21 12:51:32
    UIButton * btn = [UIButton new];
    [btn addTarget:target action:action forControlEvents:UIControlEventTouchUpInside];
    
    //May god have mercy of me
    [[btn titleLabel] setFont:[UIFont systemFontOfSize:14 weight:UIFontWeightMedium]];
    [btn setTitle:[NSString stringWithFormat:@"  %@  ", btnTxt] forState:UIControlStateNormal];
    [btn sizeToFit];
    [btn setTitle:btnTxt forState:UIControlStateNormal];

Why keep playing with label padding or insets when you can add spaces?

By Shy developer, 2017-12-12 14:32:37
if(typeof(sortOrder) != "boolean"){        
    return items;
}
filtered.sort(function (a, b) {
    if(sortOrder == true){
        return (CustomOrder(a.status) > CustomOrder(b.status) ? 1 : -1);
    }
    else if(sortOrder == false){
        return (CustomOrder(a.status) < CustomOrder(b.status) ? 1 : -1);
    }
});

The status property is a string ("Started", "Running", "Failed", "Finished", etc.), and CustomOrder is a function with a switch that just returns a predefined integer for each string. I switched CustomOrder to just be a simple lookup table object, and the sort call was changed to filtered.sort((a, b) => CustomOrder[a.status] - CustomOrder[b.status]);

By Anonymous, 2017-12-13 00:06:25
int minimum(int a, int b, int c){
  int mini =a*b*c;
  int iterator=0;
  int test[3];
  test[0]=a;
  test[1]=b;
  test[2]=c;
  for (iterator=0;iterator<3;iterator++){
    if (test[iterator]<mini){
      mini=test[iterator];
    }
  }
  return mini;
}

I hope that your 3 numbers aren't larger than 1290!

By Another random student of algorithms., 2017-12-14 01:28:18